Y/n: Techno I May Not Have The Exact Ideals As You But...ill Destory A Country For You.

Y/n: techno i may not have the exact ideals as you but...ill destory a country for you.

Techno: (UGH MY HEART) cool , uh thanks 💞

Phil: 👍

𝐒𝐭𝐨𝐩 𝐭𝐚𝐤𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐡𝐢𝐭𝐬

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Synopsis || Headcanons of how everyone reacts to you taking hits for them.

Warnings || angst, blood, bad grammar.

Pronouns || she/her

A/n - I think Wilbur’s ended up being the longest

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Hi!! May I request a platonic, mother-figure insert? With Techno?

Where the reader had adopted Techno when he was young and raised him. She had taken care of him most of his life and just was generally a good mother.

(Kind of in-game AU?) They both live together and she still helps out, just helping make food or potions.

Until, one day she catches a fever and still tries to help. She doesn’t stop until she ends up passing out and Techno just p a n i c s . He ends up having to take care of her though, and it ends up okay in the end!

Can I just say- I love this Idea so so much, like,,adopting Techno???Being his Parent??Caring for him??🥺

Y e s please qldbbs

But I hope this is okay :,> I‘ve been trying to work on this as best as possible aaa

Also- there‘s a swear word- I think it‘s only 1 but ya know, just a heads up xD

Take a Break | Technoblade & Mother!Reader

Requested? Indeed 😌

Pronouns? She / Her leaning ( being called Mother pretty much )

Summary - Sickness comes to all at some Point, but even then, you surely stood strong. Once the Symptoms actually sink in though, Techno can’t help but get increasingly worried about you..He definitely knows now from who he got the Stubborness from though.

Humming quietly, you flipped through the Pages of one of the Books that had always fascinated you.

The only noise was the brewing stand bubbling and the rustling of the Pages being turned, other than that you couldn‘t exactly hear much in this calming Moment.

No matter how much you tried though, nothing could help to take off your Mind from the chilly feeling or ease the aching of your Body. You kept telling yourself that it was just a little flu and it would pass in the coming Days- it was normal that you‘d get sick when spending so much Time in such freezing temperatures after all.

Over Time though, it hadn‘t actually gotten better. In fact, today was probably one of the Days your Fever was worse, so you had set on making something simpler today that would still help your Son for the upcoming Days- being, brewing Potions. It was a good but easy Thing to start the early morning with.

„Y/N?“, Techno‘s Voice pulled you out of your Thoughts, having you look up from the Book you were trying to read. You didn‘t even notice that he already came back in from gathering some Wood. Maybe it was just because of being too invested into the Book you had..even if you weren‘t actually able to focus on it despite trying.

You still gave him a smile, putting the Bookmark on the current Pages and closing it afterwards. The all too familiar Sound of the Potions finishing had your Attention quickly pull back to the brewing stand and adding the last Ingredient so it‘d become a splash Potion instead.

„Are..Are you okay?“, he asked as he unclipped and shrugged off his Cape, hanging it on the Spot where he usually kept it before doing the same with taking off his Armor. Meanwhile, you hummed as a Response and taking the finished Potions away, replacing them with waterfilled Glassbottles.

As soon as you got up though, it didn‘t take much for you to stumble and you for sure would‘ve accidentally dropped the 3 Potions you just made, if it wasn‘t for Techno being quick enough to catch you.

Once you regained your balance, you quickly apologized and went on to put the Bottles away, leaving Techno no Time to even say anything.

And really..it didn‘t get better later in the Day either.

You kept either making Excuses or didn‘t even listen to him trying to reason with you taking a Break- sure, Techno had always appreciated when you helped him out. Especially with everything else going on lately, even the smallest of help was just..so much.

And that‘s really why you continued with trying to help him around.

Ever since you first found him as a small Child, you were dedicated to be there and help as much as possible. From being a general Parent-Figure, teaching him different Things to seeing him grow up..you even remembered the first Time that Techno had actually called you ‚Mom‘.

But it drove Techno to a bit of frustration, more so contiunesly worrying about you. Yet, he didn‘t confront you ( again ) because of it, rather only trying to keep an eye on you, as it was apparently the only Thing he could do.

He felt unsure on how to help.

Once it was near Evening, Techno was looking for you once more. He spent most of the Time before either planning his next Move or trying to figure out how to stop you from being too set on continuing the daily Routine.

Techno got out of his Room, strictly set on his Plan even if he had to physically force you to stop- just because you were pretty much his Mother, it didn‘t change anything.

He’d just as calmly and reasonably as possible talk to you and then convince you, or just drag you away from whatever you were doing at a Time-..like..this..

Oh god, wait-

What were you doing?

It took him a Moment to think as he blanked out for a second before rushing into the Basement, looking around to see if you were where he thought you would be, considering usually, the Routine of yours was to sort the Chests.

Sorting the Items was never really his Thing, so you took it upon yourself to at the End of every Day to sort them again so he‘d have an easier time getting some Things. And today was no excuse either- at least you thoughty

Considering as soon as he had made his Way down and saw you, it didn‘t even take a second until you stumbled a bit to the side as sudden dizziness took over, before actually collapsing onto the Ground.

Eyes widening, Techno rushed to you, kneeling down: „Mom?!“

He started to panic when he shook you by the Shoulder a bit, but yet didn‘t receive any kind of Response to it. Putting a Hand on your Forehead for a quick Moment, he realized you were practically burning up for quite a while probably. He should‘ve taken action sooner instead of trying to think everything through first, oh god-

Before his thoughts took more focus on how the voices suddenly became increasingly louder with worry, he carefully picked you up and went back upstairs to bring you into the Room that you usually slept in. All while cursing quietly under his breath.

While walking up, he already was making a mental list of what he needed and as soon as he put you on your Bed, he instantly started to gather the few Things to help. First of it being something cool to put on your Forehead.

Luckily, the Voices too were there to help him get a good List of Things together for as many ‚just in case‘ situations as he could possibly think about.

Once you actually woke up again and opened your Eyes, you still felt like completely shit.

Your Head felt weird and the Room felt like it was still spinning from before you even passed out under the aching Pain. You didn‘t bother opening your Eyes again once squeezing them back shut because of the blinding light ( even though it was the natural daylight pretty much ).

Somewhere else, just barely, you could hear some kind of mumbling, part of an conversation most likely. The Voice sounded..familiar, but your Mind felt too clouded to actually focus on whoever was talking.

Well, until the Door of what you guessed was your Room opened, stepping closer. Only when a Hand started softly shaking your Shoulder did you open your Eyes again.

„How are you feeling?“, Techno asked as he put the bowl of Soup on the bedside table, grabbing the now rather warm piece of cloth that was on your Forehead.

After he helped you sit up somewhat, you finally were able to form an actual Sentence: „A bit dizzy still..and my Body hurts, a lot..“

With a sigh, he gave a nod and made sure the Soup he had made for you wasn‘t too hot to eat right now. It was early Night by now, a few Hours had passed since you actually passed out. Considering it was barely around an Hour, a bit less, since he made it though, it seemed to be a good temperature.

And of course he helped you with a few different Things, whatever you asked for.

Anything, except letting you get up.

Techno made sure that you always had Water near you since it was important that you stayed hydrated. The following Time, he also took over the duties you’d usually do- he started cooking meals for himself and you, while trying his best to keep his Chests as sorted as possible ( even if that part didn‘t work out as much ) and stop his sneaking into L’manberg for the meanwhile.

He couldn‘t risk someone following him back here.

When you tried and offered to help, he‘d always immediately deny.

„You‘re already busy enough, Tec-“, but as soon as you tried to always reason with him, there was no excuse. He continually interrupted you, a small smile on his Face this Time now: „I said No. You‘re my Mother and sick, you‘ll stay here and I‘ll take care of everything for now.

You too deserve a Break.“

can i request an angsty techno x kid reader where his kid fucks something important up and the voices get loud and he's worried he'll hurt them so he gives them to phil before leaving and while he's gone the kid thinks he won't want them anymore. if not, that's completely fine

I know you said angst- but a wholesome ending was calling- 

You’d broken your dad’s Friendship Emerald 

Him and Phil wore in on an earring chain and you wanted to try it on but you accidentally dropped it and it shattered 

You gasped loudly, tears starting to form at the corner of your eyes as you looked at the 5 broken pieces of your dad’s emerald. panicking, you dropped to your knees and started picking them up to fix it when your dad walked in.

“Hey Princess, where-” Techno froze at the sight of green sparkling pieces at his feet. His hands shook and the voices started to shout. Phil had given him that emerald when they first met. 

You started to sob when you were picked up and taken out of the room. “I’m sorry”’s spilled from your mouth before you were silenced by the feeling of someone else’s hands. You were given to your Uncle Phil.

“Tech-”

“Keep her.” The blood god spun on is feet and fled the house just in time for the voices to start screaming. 

You would absolutely not stop crying

Phil tried his best to console you, but when he heard you cry about “Dad doesn’t want me anymore!” he was at lost on what to do. Obviously that wasn’t true but how could he tell you that without mentioning Techno’s little problem?

Meanwhile, while Phil was stunned, you ran back to the broken emerald and journeyed out into the Arctic. You needed a Witch 

When Techno came back to a hysterical Phil, he freaked, “Phil? What happened?!”

“They left! I don’t know where they went and-”

Speak of the devil and they shall appear; you stumbled into the house with a shit ton of bruises and a few cuts, “Uncle Phil?” You glanced up to ask if he could patch you up and saw your dad with him. “Dad!” 

Techno rushed to him, asking a flurry of questions but was silenced by you holding your hand up. His eyes widened when you brought out an unbroken emerald, “Princess...”

“I went out and found a witch and forced her to give me a repair potion.” You grinned and fell back on your ass, “No one told me fighting witches was hard-”

Tech hugged you tightly, letting out an exasperated laugh, “I’m sorry I left so suddenly Princess but you didn’t have to do that.” 

Yandere poly!Dream team taking their darling out for a picnic because she’s been really good lately, and then they get extremely happy because you don’t try and escape while you’re out

They were all shock!

They had left you for thirty minutes and there you were, sitting peacefully on the baby blue blanket, right where they left you.

Dream, Sapnap, and George ran to you, singing praises on how good you were for staying. Truth be told, they were worried you would have run for it. They had to leave to do something involving L'manburg. The idiots declared war right in the middle of their date with you!

Luckily the L'manburg idiots backed off, and they ran back to you, expecting to see you gone but you proved them wrong!

"Doll you amaze me every day!" Dream sang as he sat down beside you. Picking up his half-eaten sandwich as he planted a kiss on your cheek. He enjoyed hearing you giggle from his kiss.

"I'm so happy you stayed here like we said baby!" Sapnap laid down on the blanket, plopping his head down on your lap and sighing in relief as you immediately started to play with his hair.

"Thank you for staying sweetie. We're all very pleased with you." George smiled as he took the only free spot next to you. He held your hand, it washed his anxiety away to see you here, nice and safe.

"Of course! Why would I ever leave my boys?"

「𝐼’𝑚 ℎ𝑒𝑟𝑒 𝑓𝑜𝑟 𝑦𝑜𝑢, 𝑃𝑟𝑖𝑛𝑐𝑒𝑠𝑠」

Request: Hello ❤️! Could you perhaps write some comforting C!TechnoxReader? I’ve been feeling a bit useless and down about myself. *over exaggerated sigh* what I wouldn’t give to have a large pig man who could easily kill me hug me and tell me nice things..(that’s your hint universe take the hint)

Pairing: Technoblade x Reader

Warnings: Self-Deprecating? (Reader) | Intrusive Thoughts?

Author’s Note: Hey hey!! I’m so sorry for this being late but I hope you enjoy!!

You grumbled as you bandaged your your wounds. “Stupid Stupid Stupid—” You repeated, the blood soaking through the fabric. You had a bit of a run-in with the Butcher Army in L’Manberg.

Let’s just say they weren’t happy with Techno’s S/O being in their nation. They were more or less trying to capture you for ransom. Thankfully, you got out. But not without a few wounds littering your body.

“I can’t believe I let myself get caught like that! Y/N how could you be so fucking stupid!” You sighed, facepalming. You’ve been necessarily having a bad week, almost everything you wished that wouldn’t happen, happening.

You cursed as you heard the creak of a door from downstairs, indicating Techno was back. You threw the covers onto yourself, hiding your arms and legs from view. “Princess? You up here?” He called, climbing the ladder.

“Mhm.” You responded simply. He sighed, walking over to the bed and sitting at the end of it. “I smell blood- Y/N..?” He immediately threw the covers off of you. “Y/N...”

“I know I know, I was stupid for getting hurt I’m sorry Tech-” What you weren’t expecting next was to be hugged by the pig. “No... it’s not that... i’m just mad because I know you’ve been having a bad week. Yet, I haven’t done anything about it.

“I— Techno..” You said, muffled into his dress shirt. He pulled away slightly to give you a kiss on your forehead. “Rest alright? And I don’t want to hear anything about you self-deprecating.”

You opened your mouth to object, but decided not to say anything. He moved a strand of hair infront of your face, out of the way and tucked behind your ear.

“I’m here for you, Princess.”