This Is Going Viral On The Tweeter Currently So. For You Also. Miku Is Not Ai!!

this is going viral on the tweeter currently so. for you also. miku is not ai!!

I hate lotion I hate sunscreen I hate putting slimy shit on my skin

Right right right, so the Master fears Time War, Daleks, & Time Lords so ran to the end of the universe and became a human baby to hide.

But of course, super easy for The Master can totally destroy Gallifrey all by himself when thousands of Dalek fleets couldn't and of course after he somehow accessed The Matrix without being stopped by the Time Lords.

Have I mentioned how much I fucking hate that destruction?

I feel like any aliens that were prey at some point in evolution would have an odd fear of humans. Mostly cause they look like predators, act a bit like predators, and ARE predators. One perfect example is when we're focused on something like a mosquito that's been bugging us for a long time and we are just done.

Alien: "What. What..?"

Human: *HUNTING down a mosquito it saw*

Alien: ".... yeah I am really uncomfortable...."

Human: *quiet footsteps, pupils dialated, intense focus,*

Alien: *WAR FLASHBACKS*

Human: "Found you." *absolutely desimates the mosquito, squashing it into a million pieces as it's guts and various body parts liquidize into blood of the bloodthirsty, now stained on the palm of the human. A living being now reduced to a useless corpse as the human wipes the remains on their pants*

Alien: "I feel like I've just gained trauma."