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there are only two genders btw. people who are alive and people who are fucking dead

Do u ever read a friend’s fic and it’s like holy shit how do you consider me qualified to talk to you?

a few reminders because i’m tired and angry

fandom is a hobby, not a form of activism

adult women aren’t inherently creepy for being in fandom and having hobbies apart from raising babies and doing taxes

the vast majority of people pushing back against the worrying trend of instigating harassment over fictional characters and relationships aren’t incest supporters or pedophiles, actually

liking a m/f ship doesn’t make someone a dirty heterosexual invading your space

preferring gay ships doesn’t make you ‘’woke’’ and good

no one owes you a disclaimer that they are a good person who recognizes that their favorite fictional villain’s actions are evil and that they don’t condone those actions irl

liking a fictional villain is in no way comparable to advocating abuse/murder/genocide/etc and you’re a fucking idiot if you believe that

just because a woman is attracted to a fictional villain doesn’t mean she’s promoting toxic relationships or going to end up in a toxic relationship. assuming women can’t tell fiction and reality apart stinks of internalized misogyny 

some rando’s a/b/o fanfics have none of the level of influence that popular tv shows and movies spreading propaganda have

no one owes you a detailed description of their traumas and mental health problems

abusive relationships are not the same as enemies to lovers ships

y’all need to chill the fuck out over people, relationships, actions and events that don’t actually exist and learn how to enjoy and discuss them like normal people

fandom is a hobby, not a form of activism

feel free to add more

This too shall pass but like holy fuck

Reblog to give your followers each their own sword.

Guess what.... Phantom find a new trick to traumatized his best friends 🤭

sending this bad boy around again since ppl are asking me for fic recs 🫡🫡. here's a few more

Aged up peter. Spider-Family by force. had me screaming crying throwing up on an airplane. fire af.

Batman and Criminal Minds Crossover? more likely than you think. FIRE AS HELL imo. incomplete but recent updates so we're chillin.

Tim drake centric, not the friendliest to bruce and dick AND FOR GOOD REASON. i read this whole thing in like two days it was unhealthy. SCRUMPTIOUS.

supercut my fucking beloved 💚. one of the fics that inspired death before inaction if we're being fr. (along w the first step of kitsugi which is linked earlier). FIRE AS HELL, METAL AS FUCK.

batman and harry potter crossover? also more likely than you think. (i love taking characters and dropping them in the harry potter world and watching them fuck everything up it's so funny to me like yes assassin child, kill the dark lord, call dumbledore a bitch, throw a knife at someones head)

finally some more dpxdc, this one by the lovely halfagone, one of the foundations of this fandom tbh. not as long as their other fics and not as frequently updated but one of MY personal favs ❤️❤️

Also final rec but everyone should go read Aerugonian's masterpiece of a naruto/bnha crossover and then ALSO go read the entire mythos of works that have been cooked up around it and then ALSO keep writing them forever and ever bc i LOVE them (and am VERY tempted to write my own one of these days)

anyway thats it have fun godspeed (pls leave more recs for me in the comments or in my inbox)

So please feel free to ignore this if you would prefer not to answer, but do you have any DP fics you would recommend? Just something we could check out while we patiently and lovingly wait for your next chapter release? Crossover or non crossover both are welcome.

Hey! Sorry this took me so long to get to! I don't have a lot of DP fic saved (i have a weirdo fic filing system its weird im weird dont worry about)

BUT!! i do have quite a collection. (and a few of them are dp so bonus!)

so here is a like. a fic rec list ig? just some of my faves. >:)

(i feel like these always reveal an uncomfortable amount about a person but fuck it we ball)

Completed Fics I Think Are Just 🤠

Salvage: Atla fic. Zuko centric. Very found family. Angst? heavy. Vibes? immaculate.

Deeper, Darker: Danny Phantom & Stranger Things. when i tell you this fic rocked my shit- its very long, very dark, very horror-core. excellent world building.

Sticks and Stones: Harry Potter & Naruto HEAR ME OUT ON THIS ONE OKAY JUST HOLD ON is there anything more pro trans rights than taking a funky lil guy, a traumatized lil assassin child soldier guy, and using him as a way to wreck the shit out of the Harry Potter Universe? Didn't think so, next question.

(Anbu kakashi gets sent to hogwarts to fuck shit up. he succeeds)

All The Leaves Are Brown (And the sky is gray): Marvel. Bucky Barnes & Tony Stark centric (but in absolutely not the way you think) i actually think this one is pretty funny. a good time if you're depressed 💅 yk what im saying?

Unmasked: Spider-Man: what it says on the tin. when i tell you this was a roller coaster to read on live updates- but shorty pulled through ✊😔 spider-man and Harley keener centric. quality shit if you asked me. i havent read the second part of this series but this one slapped so lmk.

Incomplete But Updating Fics That I Think Are Just 🫡

The File: Percy Jackson & The Avengers. when i tell you guys this is one of the greatest things i have ever read in my life- its so good. its actually a series. i have read every word. this is the fic that inspired me to write VC. I will never stop thinking about it. in my head completely rent free. not like the other PJxMarvel crossovers ✨

the first step of kintsugi: marvel, spider-man and the punisher. i just think it's neat. (i say as i am literally dying over this fic) so good. dynamic 9000.

This Boy's Too Young to Be Singing the Blues: Marvel, Spider-Man & DAREDEVIL this time (bc i am a sucker for spider man and a sucker for daredevil and 1+1=🤠 yk what im sayin?

Friendly neighborhood vigilante: DP x DC!! (what you came for lol) not danny centric. Jazz/Jason (power couple fr)

lex luthor's ascent from supervillainy to fatherhood: dp x dc . honestly? slay. a touch disjointed in the beginning but over all ✨quality✨ and (from what i can tell) semi frequent updates so double slay.

i have a few more but i hit the link limit so ill just name them and you should be able to track em down on ao3 with a lil searchy search ya feel?

Padfoot And Hound by SayItAll

Harry Potter & Naruto (i am so mentally ill what do you want from me)

i am sooooOo normal about this one guys. sooOoOoOo normal. guess when this was first published? 12/18/2020 i have been live reading this thing for the past two years. I love it so much.

The Victory Series by ewfte

Naruto & Boku No Hero Academia

its incomplete and discontinued so be warned but it is so good. SO good. just. I cannot even express.

and ofc The Ghost of Heroes by Enigmaris (DP x Marvel) and Ghost in the NYC by ASharksReadingGlasses (a fic inspired by comics by the-stove-is-on-fire) also DP x Marvel

these two i really think are kinda staples of the marvel x dp side of the phandom so vibes. if you haven't read them you're missing out on your culture.

this is a really long post but these are just some of my faves or what im reading right now. in any case, vibes.

i hate it when people ask me to "explain my thought process" like hell if i know

logan howlett has always been THAT bitch

Skill Issue: a Wolverine fan comic

TW: blood

Length: 6 pages

Main inspirations: final monologue of Wolverine #50 by Benjamin Percy. And my dad (a real life Logan)

I wanted to try my hand at a Logan monologue. Hope you all liked it 💙💛

Seeing that hunky old man in that yellow suit reminded me how important this character is to me. Been re-reading old comics and re-watching beloved movies. Wolverine has always been one of my most major comic influences. I've loved him since I was 8. Whenever people ask what my dream character to draw for he’s always one of ‘em. I could drone on but we’d be here all day.

Thanks for reading!

YES HI I CAN SEE YOUR "RETURN TO THE TOP OF PAGE" BUTTON JUST FINE THANK YOU

what if he was an eeping eeper. what about that.

It's so crazy when I remember that I'm mutuals with other fanfic authors like I'll see something they post and I'm like "omg I love their work so much they're so cool I love their stories" and then I remember we're mutuals and tweak out for about 3 hours. Like omg they're famous and I know them teehee.

got three things I want to know:

If you were to be cooked, what type of meal would it be, how would you be prepared, and what other food would pair well with you?

show a picture of something you think would do marvelously as a candle

something that would shock a person that’s known you for years

It has taken me a DIABOLICAL amount of time to get to this, sorry pookie. Anyway:

Something sugary probably, like a desert. Probably paired with coffee, like an evening pastry. Something with raspberry...

Ok i don't have a picture but like a little candle where its atlas holding the world and the world melts (something something the weight of today eases with time.)

despite all indications pointing otherwise, I am actually a very patient person and am willing to wait months, YEARS, to make very small, specific things happen.

yo um does black cat show up in death before inaction.

I'm lowkey not very familiar with her character and don't want to do her dirty so no probably not :(

I think it would be an incredibly funny idea to give Dickie an existential crisis for a week because he takes a test for the metagene as a joke and it comes back positive. "I FUCKING KNEW IT," says every single Robin that could never do even half of his flippiest flippy flippy bullshit

The punchline is, of course, that after more testing they find out his acrobatic skills have nothing to do with his actual superpower. Which is something that only flew under the radar all his life cause Dick didnt know it wasnt normal. Like... idk, aura reading or better night vision or something. A very "wait, you mean everyone else can't do that?" moment

All the other Robins are once again devastated, Dick is very smug. Do you see my vision

I see (and love) plenty of fics where Batman reveals his identity to the Justice League by Batman taking off the cowl in various situations

But why isn't there more of Bruce Wayne having to go 'fuck it' and Go Batman In Civvies?

Like Brucie Wayne is your civilian hostage doing his best big, dumb and useless impression.

Members of the Justice League come in but keep getting incapacitated/captured.

Finally a hero is about to die and Bruce Wayne just sighs heavily because apparently he has to fucking do this himself.

Several members of the Justice League just like-

"Holy shit, Bruce Wayne just bit a guy he's gonna get himself killed. Oh shit, actually he just kicked that guy's kneecap in- oh what the fuck, did he just dislocate his thumb to get out of his zipties?"

"Am I insane or are you guys also seeing Bruce Wayne wipe the floor with armed criminals? Where the fuck did he- did he just pull that batarang out of his sock???"

He rounds on them with Hal's Lantern Ring that he just pulled out of an unconscious guys pocket and brandishes it like an angry mom who just found contraband in their kids room.

Bruce, so pissed he reverts to lingo he's heard his children use: I cannot BELIEVE you barged in here and let these amateurs just...just...YOINK your ring!!

GL, sputtering: Wh- I didn't- they didn't yoink it-

Bruce: they yoinked it, Hal! Straight up yoinked it!!!

GL: How do you know my name?!

Bruce: Of course I know your name!! IM BATMAN

being on my period makes me feel like a wounded forest animal trying to find a warm dark small place to die

New DPxDC AU Concept: Vlad is Stephanie's distant relative (like second cousin three times removed or some shit)

Kind of a crack idea, but hear me out

Steph gets a weird invitation from Vlad to meet his freshly adopted godson

She goes because the vibes are terrible and she's worried the kid

The kid, Danny, shows obvious discomfort and several signs of abuse

After an awkward dinner Steph tries to talk to the kid alone, but it turns out the food was drugged and they both wake up locked in a ghost proof closet

Steph finds that she still has her phone and they escape the via a large vent in the ceiling (Vlad may be a villain, but he isn't a very smart one)

Here is where the crack comes in

As they gather evidence against Vlad and try to escape the mansion, Steph starts vague posting ominous memes on her socials to signal the bats for help

Chaos ensues

(shitty meme samples under cut)

LMAOOO i tried to post the car fight from deadpool 3 on youtube with casual playing in the background and it immediately got copyrighted. marvel your homophobic side is showing /j

anyways here is is cause i'm not a pussy

The four penguins from Madagascar are, somehow, isekaied in the middle of the clone wars

“Every Deadpool has a Peter!”

i know they fucked in that honda odyssey