Place Your Bets On Kakashi Lasting A Single Season Of Stardew Valley

place your bets on kakashi lasting a single season of stardew valley

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buddy brothers

ive said it before and ill say it again:

why would you spend your money on an ugly, hot wheels lookin death machine made by a narcissistic asshole actively doing really bad things, when you could instead by a much cooler, much sexier, probably cheaper, Porsche?

This thread is hysterical.

not batman, but bruce being his true self

Phrases I bet were said on the batfamily patrols without context.

Tim in his comm: No. he's not dead- *casually checks Jason's pulse* yeah there's nothing to worry about.

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Jason nudging a mugger with his feet: He'll live.

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Dick: No one tells any of this to Batman

Batman, behind him: No one tells what to Batman

Dick:

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Robin: You said Redhood should stop killing do I look like Redhood to you?

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Jason: This * shows a pair off rubber bullets to the renchman * were not letal, now this * shows them a pair of real bullets* are.

*reloads*

Jason: Start running.

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Dick at the comm: What do you mean next to the Batsburguer? I am literally-- Hood. Hood. Jason. sto- STOP SCREAMING AT ME- I am literally- SHUT UP! Jason- I swear to god, I will hang up on you... WE ARE LITERALLY IN FRONT OF THE BATSBURGUER,... What do you mean "what car" what do you think? We're... We're next to - sorry - Next to the old lady behind the drive thru... fuck sake You know what? Just send us your location- Just- Yeah...

Damian, looking at his phone with the location:..... Dumbass you're in the wrong Batsburguer.

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The signal, making eye contact with the other batkids: I do not know them.

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Damian Robin: What are you doing in here?

Tim in his civil clothes: Are you serious? This is literally my rooftop. I live in this house.

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Literally everyone to Oracle: Do NOT call Batman

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Oracle: I'm calling batman.

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Batman, clearly lost, lying through his teeth while gripping the batmobile's steering wheel: This is my city, we do not need a map.

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Jason: Oh my god, you two are such drama queens the kid just dislocated his arm. Hey. Hey Robin. Do that thing you did last time- He's going to be okay. Robin do that thing.

Dick: D-Robin do not-

Batman, at the same time: Robin do not

Damian currently running towards a wall to relocate his arm: *crack.* There. Let's go.

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Steph: Technically he ran in front of my van so if we're being fair-

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Robin squinting: ...Is that Harley Quinn in a Batman suit?

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Harley: This is so unfair! Why he always send the interns to fight me!

Robin Damian, done with her shit: Maybe because you fight like a little boy

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Spoiler: Yo mama

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Nightwing: Let's do the flying Robin-

Robin Jason: What do you mean flying Robin? *Nightwing grabs him* WAIT. WAIT. WAIT. NIGHTWING- NIGHTWING YOU MOTHERF-

Nightwing: YEET

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Redhood:

Nighwing: What?

Redhood: Let's do the flying Robin.

Nighwing: ⁿᵒ⁻

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