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death to fascists 🇵🇸call me h. mostly DC, Marvel, and Danny Phantom w some anime in there for flavor. She/Her. tired. come check me out on ao3 @hppjmxrgosg

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ACROSS THE SPIDERVERSE + The Onion Headlines (2/?)

Miles Morales with a heading saying "Area Teen Has Better Things To Do Than Kick Your Ass"
Peter B Parker with "Wise, Thoughtful Elder Won't Put a Sock in It"
Jefferson Davis/Morales with "If You're Like Me, You Love '80s Music and Haven't Spoken to Your Brother in 10 Years"
Miguel O'Hara with "Insane Man Makes It Through Another Day Without Anyone Catching On"
The Spot with "Man Reaches First of Dozens of Breaking Points to Come"
Gwen Stacy with "Woman Embraces Holiday Spirit by Telling Strangers She Doesn't Speak to Her Family"
Hobie Brown with "Know Any Good State Secrets?"
Pavitr Prabhakar with "Sometimes I Feel Like I'm the Only One Who Gives a Shit About Rich, Lustrous Hair"

ACROSS THE SPIDERVERSE + the onion headlines (2/?)

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2 years ago
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2 years ago

Jason: 'You'll never find the body' is such a boring threat. A better threat would be; 'You'll never stop finding the body.'

Tim, bored: Or just say, 'They'll be finding parts of you for at least four months...and you'll still be alive for three of them.'

Jason: Now that's a threat!

Dick, covering Damians ears: *horrified silence*

2 years ago
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this is his upgrade comparison

I love how he went from this robin to this babygirl

1 year ago

Hi bestie! I cant remember if i’ve ever sent memes for this fic before but now i do✌🏻delivered from behind a fence at work so dont snitch on me

Hi Bestie! I Cant Remember If Ive Ever Sent Memes For This Fic Before But Now I Dodelivered From Behind
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literally wheezing. greenie once again being the best. thanks babe


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2 years ago

the theme of miles always being terrified, but doing things anyway is so beautiful. even when he’s being followed by thousands of spidersonas, holding his own, hashing a plan that may just work—finally understanding truly how much he can do—he is terrified to let go of that glass.

in both films he jumps. but the glass breaks and shatters. first time because his hands wouldn’t let go. now, because even as he pushes off, his feet want to stick. but he jumps. and he escapes. and his plan works. and he tells his mother, what could i possibly be afraid of now? and tied up, seeing a version of himself he never thought existed, miles—who was never supposed to be spider-man—takes hold of the situation and is not afraid.

because his name is Miles Morales. He was bitten by a radioactive spider meant for someone else, and he has never truly been the only spider-man. but anyone can wear the mask. and maybe next time the glass won’t break.