New Chapter Dropped, Where's The Memes!?!?

New chapter dropped, where's the memes!?!? 😱

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we're back from the war bitches strap in

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Masterlist

Sorry it took so long to get out, but here it is! The (current) Patrol Partners Event 2023 Masterlist!

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Entitled to Overcome by @numinous-scribe and @raaorqtpbpdy

Beneath a Different Light by @tourettesdog, @summerssixecho, and @akela-nakamura

I'm falling for you (now we're both falling) by @little-dreams-of-life and @theredshirtsarecoming

Born to Make History by @nightshiftshenanigans and @halfagone

My Uncle is a Nut/My Uncle is Nuts by @aph-mable and @thegatorsgoose

I’ve Grown a Mouth So Sharp and Cruel (It’s All That I Can Give To You) by @stealingyourbones and @scarletsaphire

Weltschmerz by @gremlin-bot, @spite-sapphic-starlight, @half-dead-ham, and @bewitchedforest

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DPxDC Patrol Partners 2023 <- AO3 Collection

FAQs

REMINDER TO EVERYONE THAT CHAOSKIRO IS PODFICING VERTICAL LIMIT AND THEY ARE DOING A VERY GOOD JOB!

if you want an audio version it is available and very good quality (they do the voices!!!!)

(thanks again my friend ily muah)

Btw I use the tag “pick me up” for things that make me happy and use it myself when I’m feeling down and I use “personlig” for my original posts/posts where I add a lot onto.

I’m also making a podfic of the amazing story Vertical Limit by hppjmxrgosg. And all posts related to that can be found in the tag “Vertical Limit pod”.

You know what’s interesting?

Dick didn’t set out to murder Zucco with the intent of being a killer. He viewed it as an unfortunate byproduct of his actions.

His real goal was to “purge the world of criminals” because “darkness needs light.”

Do you realize how unhinged that sounds? It means Robin wasn’t created from anger. It was created from the messed up psyche of a child who realized at 8 years old that the entire world needs something better than what it was given and so he went out and became it.

I cant properly explain how insane that is. It’s like putting the logic of the Joker inside the mind of child but turning it for good. Everything is falling into place now. That is why the Joker hates Dick-he is the one Robin the man couldn’t break. Literally COULDN’T because when he’s facing Dick, he’s facing the version of himself that would have existed if he had put himself to good. That was would break HIM.

Imagine spending the better part of your life doing your utmost worst to show Batman that people and the system are inherently evil only to have him fall head over cowl for a version of yourself to completely invalidate your reason for existing. How psychotic would you turn when you realize you have nothing to prove?

This also explains why Dick is so well adjusted and sociable in a way that Bruce and the others aren’t.

Bruce loses it when he loses his children, he thinks it’s a failure of his abilities and doubts his life’s work.

Jason loses it when he thinks he’s been replaced because his reason for being is having someone care for him.

Tim loses it when he comes to a dead-end. He feels helpless and lost when he doesn’t know the next move because his reason for being is being able to solve what’s wrong.

Damian loses it when he feels abandoned. He feels hurt and broken because he’s a child who wants to be loved.

The reason Dick was the perfect choice for Dark Crisis and to become the dawn of DCU is because his sole reason for being is to be the light.

That is why Bruce refused to destroy a planet when Superman asked him too. That is why Dick was the only person in the universe who could control the Darkness infecting him when even Deathstroke lost his mind to it. That is why the evil Justice League chose Dick of every one to kill-to make a point.

This is why he’s looked up to by major heroes such as Superman, Wonderwoman, the Titans, the children, the villains, and the civilians.

This is why Harvey Dent called Robin Dick “Batman’s secret weapon.”

Although anger was the baseline emotion, Dick doesn’t have anger issues because:

Robin wasn’t created for revenge. It was created with the intention of building a world so unrealistically good, that the level of the vision Richard Grayson was aiming for and set the standards for- is so terrifyingly inconceivable.

And that-is why he is a happy, feral, monster.

Hey hey. Hey look behind you

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