He Tried His Best But Theres So Many

He tried his best but there’s so many—

Bonus:

imagine the cursed cat alastor sitting on sir pentious’ egg bois like a brood hen.

You know, I honestly think that the whole radio schtick is more of an aesthetic for Alastor than most people in Hell assume. I mean, Vox's powers are very literally tied to television what with his hypnosis being effective even through video screens. Take away his massive network and you take away the vast majority of his power.

But Alastor? He loves radio but he uses it as a device to needle others and to broadcast the screams of his enemies. Its an intimidation device, his way to reach the masses. But if you took away his ability to broadcast he still has:

-Eldritch tentacles

-His giant form

-His moppets and poppets that all have maws of sharp teeth and he seemingly has an endless supply

-Some form of summoning powers directly tied to voodoo where he can open portals into some unknown dimension, presumably where he gets the tentacles from in the first place.

-Direct control over living shadows that he can use as minions.

-His own personal living shadow that aids him whenever needed.

-Shadow teleportation.

-The ability to summon objects/alter living spaces/alter other people's clothing.

-The ability to mess with electronics and presumably be able to fry them with nothing more than a bit of concentration.

Plus the millions of souls he's got on contract to qualify as an Overlord. He didn't make those deals through the radio, none of his souls help with his radio work, he made deals when it suited him and never tied the souls too directly with his own work.

Radio is his passion but its not the source of Alastor's power. Merely the format he uses to fuck with Hell on a large scale. And Vox in particular. TV is, after all, based on radio waves. Even if Vox managed to get rid of Alastor's radio tower Alastor could just hi-jack Vox's radio waves and completely jam up the signal in Hell.

All those moving fanarts of Alastor discovering asexuality are very sweet and cool, but let’s not kid ourselves you guys, let’s not kid ourselves.

A little bonus:

“I told ya he becomes a kitten~”

I adore how often I see Rosie interact with cursed cat Alastor but canonically it’s Mimzy idk what to tell you /j

Also there’s more to this bc it’s technically a panel of a comic but I haven’t done the rest yet

Adam, the very first idiot

Never knew I needed Rosie and Katy Killjoy to be gossip buddies so bad lmao

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Finally it's done T^T