So, I Got An Idea From @voice-o-fallacy To Write A Little Thing About Melinda's First Experiences As

So, I got an idea from @voice-o-fallacy to write a little thing about Melinda's first experiences as a 'human' on the surface :]

A First for Everything

`I wanted to sort of, catalog my thoughts on how all the things on the surface work, and when I asked the person next to me on the long car they call a "bus", they said writing would help. Besides, it'll help me remember how to act like a proper human. :]`

`So, money, it's always about this green paper they call money. I don't understand why they like the green paper so much, but the shiny metal circles I get. "Coins" they're called, I think. You get it by doing really weird chores for people called "jobs", or by selling stuff.`

`I got a good job, it's in this "gym" where humans go to make themselves bigger, a way to ward off predators no doubt. I help clean up, but they mostly just make me stack all the stuff they find heavy. They give me weird looks cause my body is a lot thinner than theirs, but they usually stop when I help them! They get all shocked and stuff, I don't get it, I know the weights are supposed to be heavy, but they aren't that bad? One of them keeps excitedly telling me how much I carried, I think the most recent number was some seven-hundred. It got really easy to lift stuff when I fully learned how human muscles worked instead of eating them.`

`They keep talking about me trying for something called "olympics", but I really don't want to take on another job right now.`

`Sometimes I use money to go to the stores around, it took me a while and a few bodies to learn you had to pay for the things inside. The "grocery" store has a lot of tasty stuff in it! But people look at me weird when I have a basket full of their bakery items, I don't get it.`

`I spend a lot of money at this one place, they sit you down and give you a piece of paper, then ask what you want to eat off of it. Then they just bring the food to you! And it's all cooked nice! I didn't realize vegetables tasted so good until then!`

`It's usually the same woman who serves me, she's super nice! I think she finds me funny. :] I always say hi to her, then order the giant stack of "pan cakes" that they have with all the chocolate inside them. Then I put a bunch of syrup on them, the strawberry one is my favorite. Then I get a bowl of fruit with it!`

`The lady asked me to go to the "cafe", which I later learned was the place they served the really gross bitter liquid at. (She likes it???) I'm supposed to meet her there tomorrow at five, but I didn't hear her say which "m" it is, so I'll just show up at 5a"m" and wait. :]`

`She's got this really nice hair too, I asked her how she got it and she said she was just born with it, but I didn't know hair could be that really light yellow! She said she'd help me get some of my own, and that I could probably have any color I wanted! Yellow is my favorite color so far, but I also wanna try out green! Or pink!`

`So yeah, things are good so far. I'm hoping they stay that way. :]`

WOAH WOAH HOLY SHIT ART ART TIME WOOOOO!!!!!

My friend broke into my home and made me post this/j

Rise Of The Teenage Mutant Ninja turtles oc‼️‼️‼️🙏🙏

She is meant to be a hybrid between a Papua Giant Blue Mantis and a Devil's Flower Mantis, and in my character lore, Devil's Flower Mantises are demons in the form of a mantis.

She would start off as a Nexus Fighter champion as a young girl, becoming one of Big Mama's best for a shortwhile before Draxum took her to make a new warrior, years after the incident with Lou Jitsu.

He took his chance to take her when she was gravely harmed during a match, and many in the hidden city would believe she died of her injuries, not knowing where she truly was. In the lab, her exoskeleton would be replaced with a strong metal shell as natural impenetrable armor. And unfortunately, many of the procedures resulted in May's memories to be blocked, as means to put her in the mindset of a devout warrior.

Though when the Turtles and April break in, she would catch faint glimpses of the five before escaping to New York.

May will be a member of the Footclan that is on the same rank as Cassandra Jones, making the two often exchange between mission shifts. On one night, the Footclan leaders would deploy May to fight the turtles, and she would attack Raph head on, sensing him to be the strongest. Their battles however would trigger memories of the night she escaped, and would realize that those she is fighting are ones she should be thanking. Of course, she didn't want to leave the Footclan as she saw it as safety, so during the day, when she is disguised as a human, she met the turtles and befriended them.

Deep down, she'd feel bad for lying to them in this way, but after getting close to them, and maybe closer to Raph, she'd finally gain the courage to try and come clean, about to visit them one night. However, an emergency meeting would be called with the Footclan, and May would be told the news that someone she thought she had escaped will return, and finally gain his hands back onto his escaped warrior.

... yeah

yeah.

need enoch to smack me like fly. like i just splat on. table. yeowwwch i say but like in agood way

Some people like freaks and weirdos/silly :3

But yes the lesbianism has spread

So, I got an idea from @voice-o-fallacy to write a little thing about Melinda's first experiences as a 'human' on the surface :]

A First for Everything

`I wanted to sort of, catalog my thoughts on how all the things on the surface work, and when I asked the person next to me on the long car they call a "bus", they said writing would help. Besides, it'll help me remember how to act like a proper human. :]`

`So, money, it's always about this green paper they call money. I don't understand why they like the green paper so much, but the shiny metal circles I get. "Coins" they're called, I think. You get it by doing really weird chores for people called "jobs", or by selling stuff.`

`I got a good job, it's in this "gym" where humans go to make themselves bigger, a way to ward off predators no doubt. I help clean up, but they mostly just make me stack all the stuff they find heavy. They give me weird looks cause my body is a lot thinner than theirs, but they usually stop when I help them! They get all shocked and stuff, I don't get it, I know the weights are supposed to be heavy, but they aren't that bad? One of them keeps excitedly telling me how much I carried, I think the most recent number was some seven-hundred. It got really easy to lift stuff when I fully learned how human muscles worked instead of eating them.`

`They keep talking about me trying for something called "olympics", but I really don't want to take on another job right now.`

`Sometimes I use money to go to the stores around, it took me a while and a few bodies to learn you had to pay for the things inside. The "grocery" store has a lot of tasty stuff in it! But people look at me weird when I have a basket full of their bakery items, I don't get it.`

`I spend a lot of money at this one place, they sit you down and give you a piece of paper, then ask what you want to eat off of it. Then they just bring the food to you! And it's all cooked nice! I didn't realize vegetables tasted so good until then!`

`It's usually the same woman who serves me, she's super nice! I think she finds me funny. :] I always say hi to her, then order the giant stack of "pan cakes" that they have with all the chocolate inside them. Then I put a bunch of syrup on them, the strawberry one is my favorite. Then I get a bowl of fruit with it!`

`The lady asked me to go to the "cafe", which I later learned was the place they served the really gross bitter liquid at. (She likes it???) I'm supposed to meet her there tomorrow at five, but I didn't hear her say which "m" it is, so I'll just show up at 5a"m" and wait. :]`

`She's got this really nice hair too, I asked her how she got it and she said she was just born with it, but I didn't know hair could be that really light yellow! She said she'd help me get some of my own, and that I could probably have any color I wanted! Yellow is my favorite color so far, but I also wanna try out green! Or pink!`

`So yeah, things are good so far. I'm hoping they stay that way. :]`

I made a commission a while back for my friend @creator-of-creativious for an interaction between our ocs. :]

The human girl is May in her human disguise. She works at a Ramen shop to at least blend in.

In their lore, my friend's oc, Daice was fighting alongside her in her last Nexus fight before she was taken by Draxum. He'd spend a few years trying to figure out what happened, and one day, he'd finally find her again.

Bro what the FUCK is going on with the nutterbutter tiktok account?

Film theory??? Food theory??? Hello???