"if You Ignore The Inaccuracies The Pjo Movies Are Good" Who Are You Lying To Bc My Mum Watched The First

"if you ignore the inaccuracies the pjo movies are good" who are you lying to bc my mum watched the first one (she knows nothing about the series) and she may hate it more than I do bc of all the sexism and bad writing

Just fucked smth up and it's literally so minor but I'm about to cry If my mum doesn't respond to my messages in the next 5 seconds

I don't know much about udg but I find it so funny that in thh toko just makes herself sneeze and in udg she straight up tazes herself

Like we had her passing out and waking up as Jill, her tickling her nose with her hair and then using a fucking tazer up against her head???

i think for jasons birthdya dick gets him this card

and scribbles out "awful" and writes "groovy 💖💖" overtop in glitter gel pen but leaves the rest of it the same

and jason thinks its SO funny but is SO mad about it. thats what i believe.

Ngl it definitely felt like the dr3 reserve course and their families cared more about the money than all the dead kids

Teenage girl: "If you don't let me kill ppl I'm telling your crush you're gay :/"

Gay dude with issues: "fuck, fine go kill :("

Still not over the fact that this is 100% fucking canon