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Thinking about that series on TikTok where canon batfamily characters meet their fanon counterparts and I think all canon characters would have a sort of disdain to borderline hate for their fanon versions EXCEPT BRUCE. Canon Bruce would be seething with jealousy

Canon Bruce: so you’re saying… most of them live with you. In Wayne manor. And it’s not burned down every week.

Fanon Bruce: yup! All of them except Jason, he and I don’t get along very well you see… he’s always angry with me so the weekly family dinners are always tense ://

Canon Bruce, through gritted teeth: you see him regularly? Must be nice.

Fanon Bruce: it is! The kids can get a bit rambunctious at times but thankfully their older brother Dick is always there being the good responsible mentally stable older brother he is so there’s not much damage except the broken vase or two

Canon Bruce, glaring daggers: is that so.

Fanon Bruce: there’s also Tim, he can’t get enough of his coffee, sometimes I have to replace it with decaf just to get him to sleep!

Canon Bruce, who has found Tim napping in places he didn’t think was humanely possible to sleep in: hnn

*grabbing mlm shippers by the shoulders* guys nobody needs to be the twink. nobody needs to be the sub. nobody needs to be the femboy. they can both be big fat hairy men who bask in each others masculinity or they can both be unspeakable monstrous creatures with inhuman genitalia it’s okay I’m holding your hand. Let me show you the way

Why don't they make stained glass fish tanks? Give those fish Catholic guilt

Please do not send me asks for donations

Here's why:

I have NO money to give you

I'm not a popular enough blog that I will give you any reach

I am a minor, and most of my followers are too

It makes me feel extremely guilty

Seeing pictures of injuries or hospitals etc are triggering for me (which are in most intro posts for this sort of thing)

They are always worded in a way that makes me feel like I am a murderer if I don't donate

It makes me feel uncomfortable

I said I don't want them, and my boundaries should be respected

I can't tell what is a bot and what isn't

I get a lot of spam from this. It is disappointing to see 10 new asks in my inbox just to be the same ask for donations over and over

Please, just respect the fact that I have said this.

Edit: To all the people reblogging this, I'm sorry you have had to deal with this too. And yes, you can put this in your pinned post! Stay safe <3

Danganronpa V3 AU where Tsumugi keeps trying to talk to the audience but she doesn't know where the camera is and she always ends up facing the complete wrong way

tsumugi’s voice: like and subscribe for more minecraft videos

When you see bartylus stuff and all the comments are "I love past bartylus" and "they're so great in a non endgame way" I just want them, can we go without jegulus for once 😭

every time a bartylus edit is posted and all the comments are ‘i love platonic bartylus’ an angel dies

thinking about the character like

Nooo little Stanley watch out! Your stripped shirt, bandage, and sad backstory are too Fallen Human Coded!! The Undertale narrative is going to get you!!!

a hero in his own way 🫡

I don't really care about Stephanie Brown but I am fully willing to fight someone for her lol

yo for the record if you put something in my inbox and i never respond it’s not that i didn’t like it or read it it’s that i very very often see messages and go ‘oh i should respond to that’ and then i fucking forget until it’s like. been enough time to be weird

Jason: “They’re children, Bruce! They shouldn’t be soldiers in your crusade!”

Bruce: “The children, Jason. They yearn for the capes.”

I barely even talk to my friend's bfs/gfs unless said friend is part of the conversation. Why wouldn't you just trust that if your friend dumps their partner they probably had a reason (especially if you don't like the friend??)

I respect Tim because if my girlfriend ghosted me, broke up with me multiple times, and hit me in the face not once but three separate times when the idea of getting back together came up and no one said shit, but when I broke up with her one time and I had Oralce, Batgirl, Superboy and Impulse on my back for it I’d of gone full supervillain

Just joined the Jekyll and Hyde fandom and one of my favorite songs I've been listening to on loop this month fits Jekyll so well

It's another will wood song - 2econd 2ight 2eer (that was fun, goodbye!)

And it's just so Jekyll coded!! I was listening to it a few days ago and it just clicked that almost every line was pure Jekyll (at least in my obsessed mindset)

Getting tagged: Yayy! Friend!! They like me!!!

How I picture ppl getting tagged by me: They tagged me? Ugh unfollowing immediately 😤

me when other people tag me in things: this person??? thought about me???? i'm so flattered??????? 🥺💕🥺💕🥺💕🥺💕

me when i consider tagging someone in a post: i am annoying!!!! i am overstepping every single boundary!!!! i am making an absolute fool out of myself!!!!!!

So I'm rewatching twilight again and Carlisle Cullen and Charlie Swan are so Jekyll and Utterson in a different universe. They even look like the mazm Jekyll and Utterson??

Respected doctor, loves his friends despite having to isolate himself sometimes due to keeping huge secret (is some kind of "monster"), like 90% in control (of becoming Hyde/making others vampires) but very calm about it because he believes he is fully in control

Knows practically nothing that's going on but is trying to find out how to protect his loved ones. Detectives (one paid, one self-proclaimed). Quite emotionally restricted (if that makes sense), cares a lot but struggles to show it over than in emergency situations

That was the wrong account but it's too late to fix it sorry lol

Give your reasons in the tags

Or the character is intentionally androgynous and the fans wrongly assume it's a self insert

"this character is meant to be a self insert for the player to project onto"

> the character is a man

extremely unsexy of adhd to make me both very annoying and very sensitive to the concept of being perceived as annoying

(emetophobia warning)

So I just cried so hard I threw up (into the toilet thankfully, I tend to cry while sitting on the bathroom floor bc it's weirdly comforting to me)

It wasn't a lot so I'm contemplating whether I should tell my mum or not?

Like if I do she'd probably let me stay home from school which is good bc I do not like going to school (it's exhausting and makes me feel shitty), but also today I've started crying every time I've been left alone (a total of 5 times) and I think if I'm not having the constant stimulation of school I'll probably be crying all day

Plus I'd have to go wake her up, I'll probably start crying as soon as I tell her (feeling absolutely pathetic today can't you tell) and ik she really doesn't want me to miss this year (I've been sick a lot throughout my time at secondary school and this is my most important school year)

But like I really want my mum right now yk

I've cried 4 times today over the same thing and like every single time I am alone in a room I start sobbing

I'm tired so I put my phone down but istg the second I put it down I started thinking ab it and nearly started crying again and had to get it back on

𖤓 Regulus Black 𖤓

(sorry for the pain)

yk what i hate though. is when i find a meme and im like THIS IS SO [cool intimidating mutual i never talk to] I SHOULD SEND IT TO THEM but then i remember ive never talked to them ever and so i cant just like give them a meme out of the blue and so the meme just withers and rots in my camera roll 😔