There Was A Box Of Loose Batteries At The Store That Said "free Of Charge" But When I Took Some Home

There was a box of loose batteries at the store that said "free of charge" but when I took some home they were already dead :(

Contrary to popular belief, there’s nothing special about silver that makes it particularly baneful to vampires. An individual vampire’s bane may in fact be any natural element; vampires whose banes are elements which comprise any non-trivial portion of the Earth’s atmosphere and/or the human body have simply been weeded out through natural selection. Fully 30% of all known cases of alleged spontaneous human combustion are actually people who’ve become vampires, only to learn (briefly) that their baneful element is carbon.

Sans kelsier

Was at the furry convention and this one furry in a wooly turtleneck was giving me terrible vibes. Felt like he didn't belong there, like he was a predator.

A real wolf in sheep's clothing.

an incomplete collection of tweets i consider to be short poems

"A miniature horse can be trained to guide the blind,[25] to pull wheelchairs, or as support for persons with Parkinson's disease."

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So, in conclusion, for a surprisingly affordable price you can buy yourself a street legal chariot.