Mcfucking Losing It Right Now

Mc’fucking losing it right now

With Night of the Nocture having just arrived, do the egg eaters get excited at the abundance of Nocturne eggs? What are the Talosians opinions on this time of year as well?

Oh yeah, it's a yearly treat they get to indulge in.

As for the Talosians, they're rather fond of NOTN. The new enemies are used in routine combat assessments for soldiers and gladiators, especially the greener ones, while the citizens have the times of their lives with spooky themed festivities. Over half of Talosians are Nocturnes, so they're bound to have a special connection to this holiday.

I know you’ve mostly been focused on the egg eaters for now (which have very cool lore for sure), but I was wondering if you have any words to say on lord talos? very interested in his whole god-king thing he has going on

He's not really a god, just very powerful and long-lived. I don't have too much to say that hasn't been said in other posts, but I can offer up some Talos Trivia!

Lord Talos gained his four extra wings as a gift from one of the original Talosian Knights, Archanis. They were crafted using 'the bones of a star' that Archanis had discovered during one of their hunts.

He is married to Queen Allorema, who presides over all lawmaking decisions. Changes in law must be approved by her, even those Talos himself wishes to implement.

He is technically a King. The 'lord' title was originally a VERY embarrassing nickname his friends had given him back when he was still a Knight. It stuck.

He has three children. In order of age, they are Sunleif, Chirin, and Eccho. Sunleif(24) is buried in her studies and experiments(she has no interest in royal life, and is pursuing her passions). Chirin(19) is...well...the comic will go into that...And Echho? He's only five, so still a baby.

Jokes and puns floor him, and he'll even pause council meetings to hear them(and then relay said jokes back to his family).

He staunchly refuses to speak of his parents, even to Orcan healers. Not even the queen knows much about them.

He views all the Subclan princesses and princes as his nieces and nephews, and is very proud of each one.

Ever the diplomat, Talos has a hidden talent for putting together gift baskets. Few who receive them ever realize they were crafted by Lord Talos himself.

Just a silly thought. But the post about a greedy dragon THRILLED to eat an egg started a rapid train of thought that led to "what if this character from a franchise completely diffrent from flight rising was an egg eater?" which is both messed up and kinda funny to me lmao.

You don't have to add on much. My brain just amuses me sometimes.

That would just be breakfast!

oh my God. I fucking, saw your lore mentioned negatively on a salt blog and I swear to CHRIST people over exaggerate Everything. I thought it was some SUPER GRIMDARK INCREDIBLY GRAPHIC GOES INTO DISGUSTING, GOREY DETAIL IN EVERY GRAPHIC WAY IMAGINABLE thing not. "if you eat eggs, you get stronger thanks to the magic they have!" I really like this tbh.

Well would ya look at that. I didn't know I was known enough to be on a salt blog! That's kinda neat ^^

Sure there are some dark elements that not everyone will enjoy (that's totally fine, salt blog, I do not mind) but really... it is very very tame compared to say, FNAF, certain creepypastas, SCP'S, and other horror/grimdark stories that most people get into at age 12. It just seems rather silly, and a tad restrictive from my perspective.

Either way, I'm glad you found your way here to took a look around^^

That bruno song has been playing in my mind nonstop for days now X) Had to animate a bit of it