Wednesday Silently Seethes Over The Fact That Enid's First Kiss (that She Knows Of) Was With Ajax Instead

wednesday silently seethes over the fact that enid's first kiss (that she knows of) was with ajax instead of her

but y'know what? she can learn to ignore that, or at least keep her more murderous thoughts to herself, because she's planning something better. she's planning to be the first (and only) addams enid kisses. and really, who can romance better than an addams?

enid then proceeds to ruin her plans when, in a state of extreme exhaustion after wolfing out, the blonde mistakes a visiting goody as her girlfriend and plants a sweet kiss on her lips before completely passing out on her bed.

not even wednesday's scream of rage or goody's cackles woke her up

though the poor girl sure was in for it come morning

Enid: You're the most jealous girl I know.

Wednesday *glaring at her*: You know other girls?

Enid: ...

the 5 times + 1 situation is something i didn't know i needed

just gonna put my ideas in this list cause...i'm gay and forgetful but I also don't want to keep too many thoughts because it drives my brain to sleep for 8 hrs that isn't sleep during the night. anyways:

- Wednesday is the new vet in town, begrudgingly because it was her third degree (she's a child prodigy aight) and she liked animals (preferably dead tho) and Enid is your next door werewolf.

- Wednesday is kidnapped and uses the dog sound (from that scene with the choir) and Enid is feral and Wednesday is a blushing mess when she sees her wolf tear them to pieces.

- everytime they fight Wednesday brings up yoko and Enid teases her. after finding out, yoko is mysteriously in the infirmary. garlic bread, again. damn it, enid.

- coffee shop au. Enid is your bubbly barista and stands for women helping women so when an incredibly attractive maybe psychotic girl goes up the counter followed by a dull looking guy *coughs* she introduces you as her girlfriend cause why the fuck not?

*Understanding the situation - she knew reading fanfiction until 5 a.m. would come in handy someday - she put on her best frown and said, "I'd appreciate if you stayed away from my girlfriend," what was his name again? "dude."

- 5 times +1 except it's 5 times Wednesday crashes Enid's date after they break up and one time she doesn't (happy ending obviously).

- enid disappears during her birthday, yoko said it was a normal occurrence. Wednesday wants to know why.

- Wednesday gets a secret admirer except Enid accidentally send a threatening note instead of a love declaration (lol Wednesday would be so down for that tho).

- near death situation where enid vs Tyler rematch and Wednesday is scared shitless at the thought that Enid could be dead and so much angst and the build up with 'if you die, I will burn this realm and everyone in it as I live and suffer through the years crying out your name so the world will never forget you'

- enid and Wednesday fluff. that's it

- 50k-100k slow burn fic where Wednesday has an internal struggle on whether she is actually deserving of Enid despite being an Addams and Enid thinking her best friend/crush is in love with someone else.

- the au where Wednesday is a writer and Enid wanna buys her book for her friend (yoko) without knowing Wednesday is the writer and they're gay and they fall in love and Wednesday always starts her books with a word starting with e and ending it with a word starting to s and it's only when she proposes does enid know.

That's most of it, I'll add some when I can. Tho some have probably been done before but like I wanna make my own as well. Wenclair canon bitches.

damn, eugene really thought he heard 'nudes' and ran

*Wednesday opens a box*

Wednesday: “Enid sent us snoods.”

Eugene: “Enid sent us nudes?”

Wednesday: “Yeah, they’re in this box right here.”

*Eugene runs to the box and digs through the snoods*

Xavier: “Why would Enid send us NUDES?”

Wednesday: “Because she loves us.”

Xavier: “Oh my god.”

Bianca: “It’s SNOODS, you idiot!”

Wednesday looks at all of them in confusion.

Xavier: We thought you meant she sent us nudes.

Wednesday: That’s what I said??

And then they explain to a visibly disgusted Wednesday that some people take naked pictures of themselves with their phones and send it to people on social media.

Yoko: what kind of girl do you prefer?

Ajax: my girlfriend.

Yoko: how about you? what kind of girl do you like?

Wednesday: Ajax’s girlfriend.

Jealous and possessive Wednesday who doesn't know she's jealous (because she's never felt that before) constantly telling everyone who seems remotely interested in Enid that there's less than "one percent chance" she'll ever like them in a romantic way.

Wednesday doesn't even bother to analyze why she feels so satisfied after the person walks away, totally devastated.