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prolonged interactions with morticia cause enid's brain to melt from overflowing gay panic
and if she ever saw or met goody in a corporeal form, boy howdy
there's a reason wednesday doesn't like her parents staying over for too long
and why she tries to make contact with goody when her roommate's not around
wednesday silently seethes over the fact that enid's first kiss (that she knows of) was with ajax instead of her
but y'know what? she can learn to ignore that, or at least keep her more murderous thoughts to herself, because she's planning something better. she's planning to be the first (and only) addams enid kisses. and really, who can romance better than an addams?
enid then proceeds to ruin her plans when, in a state of extreme exhaustion after wolfing out, the blonde mistakes a visiting goody as her girlfriend and plants a sweet kiss on her lips before completely passing out on her bed.
not even wednesday's scream of rage or goody's cackles woke her up
though the poor girl sure was in for it come morning
Yoww, some good ol Wenclair reincarnation? Ayup ayup
if you see the quality decrease as i continue its because i got lazy asf midway
We don't talk enough about the fact that Goody's probably still possessing Wednesday/her necklace
The amount of untapped potential for hilarity...
We don't talk enough about the fact that Goody's probably still possessing Wednesday/her necklace
The amount of untapped potential for hilarity...
What do you do when you find out your body's been frozen in time for decades after being betrayed by a girl you like then get woken up by another girl who looks a lot like her?
Xavier and Ajax are playing video games when Goody appears behind the TV.
Ajax: Holy shit dude!
Xavier: Damn Wednesday you can't just pop out of walls at us
Goody: I am Goody Addams, dead yet lingering. Wednesday is my descendant.
Ajax: Bro, its a ghost!
Xavier: Okay, so why are you haunting us instead of Wednesday?
Goody: I interrupted what Enid called their 'makeout sesh'. She bid me 'go haunt Creepytown or Loserville so we have privacy'
Xavier:
Goody: Wednesday said both locations were in this room and gave me directions.
Enid sighs loudly while doom scrolling on her phone
Goody Addams: I see how you mourn the absence of my kinswoman
Enid spits out her juice: Aaaugh who the fudge are you??
Goody: I am the ancestor of your roommate
Enid: woah. So you are the Ghost of Wednesdays Past?
Goody:
Goody: you spake the King’s English but I do not ken your words
Enid: Okies. How about we watch some movies so you pick up on modern terms?
Goody: what is a movie?
Ten hours later Wednesday encounters Enid passed out on her bed with Goody intensely staring at a laptop
Wednesday: Goody! What have you done to Enid?
Goody frowns over the head of a snoring Enid: Quiet, young Raven. You'll awaken your lady love.
Wednesday: You cannot just occupy my side of the bed!
Goody: I said hush. I shall leave soon. Heathers is not done and I relish the mayhem of J.D.
Wednesday: never an exorcist when you need one
Divina and Enid hide in some bushes ten feet away from their girlfriends
Divina: Why are we spying on the Goths?
Enid: I wanted you to witness my villain era
Divina: Bestie I'm concerned
Enid: Wens and Yoke been pranking me all week as some 'make Enid piss herself' contest.
Divina: That explains the rubber rat Yoko put in her purse. Good luck charm my ass
Enid: YEAH, so Thing and Wednesday's infinity great aunt is gonna help me get back at them
Divina: Her what now?
Enid points: Ooo I see Thing is ready
Enid stands up with her phone out: Showtime!
Yoko puts down her blood bag: Hey E, ya gotta do better than that to scare us
Wednesday: Yes Mi Loba. Even Pugsley-
Goody pops out of Wednesday's chest: I'LL LIVE INSIDE YOU FOREVER!
Yoko falls on her butt: WTF???
Wednesday: This is mildly amusing.
Goody drifts past the vampire : WITH SATAN HIMSELF BY MY SIDE!
Thing falls down from a tree wearing a little pair of horns.
Wednesday: That is a nice touch but you-
Glitter falls from the tree all over both of the Goth girls
Wednesday looks at her sparkling hands, left eye twitching
Divina wheezes from laughing
Enid: YOU'VE BEEN PUNK'D BEACHES
Goody whispers to Thing: Their courting rituals be strange
is it just me or does wednesday and goody seem like a yaasified version of Paranorman?