(Another 5 Minutes Later)

(Another 5 minutes later)

Enid (tearing up and sniffling): Yoko, will you be their Godmother?

Wednesday (scowling, daring Yoko to refuse)

Yoko: ...y'know what? Fine.

Wednesday: Enid Sinclair, would you do me the honour of becoming mine in every way? In mind, body and soul? You are the centre of my universe mi sol, the very sun in whom's orbit I shall forever be entwined too. My wolf... My sweet and savage wolf... Marry me? (Holding up a pink box)

Enid: (Tearfully and Happily) Yes Wednesday... I want to be yours forever...

Yoko:

Yoko:

Yoko: YOU'VE BEEN DATING FOR 5 MINUTES!

Thing: (Sighing) These two are so fucking dramatic... they deserve each other.

Yoko: FIVE MINUTES!

(5 minutes later)

Enid: We need somewhere that has a good school district.

Wednesday: Nothing in New Jersey, my presence alone has ensured all future Addams' are not welcome. Furthermore I do not wish for our children to grow up in schools so... Bland.

Enid: (Humming happily) Normie schools are out then.

Yoko:

Yoko: WHAT IS HAPPENING???

Enid turning to Wednesday after seeing Tyler behind the wheel: you're straight?

Peeking at Tyler with digust: and for that?

Xavier, teasing Wenclair: Oooo, I'm so scared, what are you gonna do to me?

Enid: We'll defeat you with the power of friendship...

Enid, holding up a gun: ...and this gun I found.

Xavier:

Erm hi, do you have anymore on Lurch adopts Enid AU? Cause I have a few questions

Would Enid be a Sinclair or an Addams or they just use Icelandic naming system amd make her last name is Lurchdóttir (daughter of Lurch)?

Would Enid learn about her parents in Nevermore cause maybe they are also Nevermore Alumni? (like in the yearbook or something)

Do the Sinclairs have extended family and is actively looking for Enid? Since you know hunting down werewolf gets them into the national news

Also in that extent, how did Lurch adopt Enid? Was Enid so clingy and traumatized that she latched onto Lurch and calls him dad?

It's just Enid with the Addams being implied, the way many incarnations of Lurch don't give him a last name but make it clear he's part of the family

No, they're not from the US, so if she were to learn anything about her family, it would probably be through another scuffle with the Hunters later on. Some killers like to keep trophies, so a withered family photo and some of her family's personal belongings would be found.

Any extended family would be overseas, so they don't even really know what's going on. As far as they know, Esther and her small family went to the US for a better life and they just lost contact. Shitty? Yes. Plausible? Also yes.

So many people go missing and don't get reported simply because they "stopped responding"

Also, for how Lurch adopted Enid? Yeah, basically. It wasn't so cut and dry, though, Lurch sort of had to get her to trust him like one does a wounded animal, slowly and with a lot of patience. As for calling him Dad? It slipped out one night when he was placing her in her bed. Enid didn't notice, but Lurch sure did. He didn't bring it up, but he found the title resonating with him.

Bonjour. It is me,

Crackfic Anon from that one other blog I ask on semi regularily

Crackfic Anon??? What're you doing so far away from Streaminn

Is see Enid's explosive anger and wonder how much of it was really Ajax unintentionally blowing her off and how much of it was all these little things piling up