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wrenching her wrist out of the gorgon's hold, enid stared at ajax in irritated disbelief. "don't make me choose between you and her,"
"why?" he questioned angrily, snakes hissing in agitation. "because you'll choose her?"
pressing her lips into a thin line, she stared at her boyfriend undaunted. "...yeah," nodding once as if to show her resolve, she continued with a step back. "i'll choose her."
roughly swallowing, ajax did nothing as he watched the werewolf dart off to find her roommate.
and in the quiet of the room, he mourned to himself, "i think our relationship just ended."
One of my favorite things about any Wenclair story is how casually Thing gets thrown around, usually by an irate wednesday or oblivious enid
(Another 5 minutes later)
Enid (tearing up and sniffling): Yoko, will you be their Godmother?
Wednesday (scowling, daring Yoko to refuse)
Yoko: ...y'know what? Fine.
Wednesday: Enid Sinclair, would you do me the honour of becoming mine in every way? In mind, body and soul? You are the centre of my universe mi sol, the very sun in whom's orbit I shall forever be entwined too. My wolf... My sweet and savage wolf... Marry me? (Holding up a pink box)
Enid: (Tearfully and Happily) Yes Wednesday... I want to be yours forever...
Yoko:
Yoko:
Yoko: YOU'VE BEEN DATING FOR 5 MINUTES!
Thing: (Sighing) These two are so fucking dramatic... they deserve each other.
Yoko: FIVE MINUTES!
(5 minutes later)
Enid: We need somewhere that has a good school district.
Wednesday: Nothing in New Jersey, my presence alone has ensured all future Addams' are not welcome. Furthermore I do not wish for our children to grow up in schools so... Bland.
Enid: (Humming happily) Normie schools are out then.
Yoko:
Yoko: WHAT IS HAPPENING???
I remember when I was younger
Stumbling into her dorm room, Enid blindly searched for the light switch
I used to grab the prettiest flowers I could find
Feeling the cool plastic under her finger, she flipped the switch, and squinted at the sudden brightness that burned her eyes.
And press them in the pages of my favorite book
Hearing the rythmic taps of fingers on the floor, she saw Thing emerge from under Wednesday's bed and perk up at the sight of her
My mother would get so mad
The wolf attempted to give the sentient hand a tight-lipped smile in return. However, a grimace quickly overtook her features
She'd scream for what felt like hours
Persistent, smothered coughs quickly turned to choked gagging as her body attempted to forcefully purge an intrusion
Stupid girl, she'd yell
Bending over to hold her knees for support, she covered the floor with bile saturated flowers
Don't you see you're ruining them
Dazed, the wolf noted the amount of red dirtying the old wooden floorboards and mindlessly wondered if her roommate would appreciate the stain or have it removed
I think I understand now, what she meant
Letting a small smirk of amusement lift the corner of her lips at the thought, the raspy wheeze of her breathing quickly turned to whimpers as her body lurched forward once more
The tender love she showed her garden
Again, the painful sounds of retching filled the room as Thing hurriedly scrambled to grab anything that could help the girl
Let me see that flowers
Blinking tiredly, Enid noticed she was no longer upright.
Were meant to grow
"Thing," She pleaded, spent and hurting. Not knowing what else to do, the hand hurriedly crawled to her side in comfort.
I wonder if she'd be proud to see
Feeling exhaustion slowly settle into her very being, the girl let her eyes drift shut despite Thing's increasingly worried nudging, both unaware of the sudden vision overtaking the Addams heiress.
How much my love has grown
My favorite scene out of everything I wrote in the first chapter of raven in the den, wolf in the nest. I had to sketch it. This trio has my heart istg 🖤💗🫰
I'm supposed to be doing a dissection report! So, here! Have some headcanons!
Enid once gave Wednesday a dead rat she found on the way to Jerico as a joke (Wednesday taxidermied it and saved it on her bedside table)
Wednesday wore a pink scarf for her and Enid's anniversary and Enid almost collapsed due to gay panic
Slasher night is one of their small rituals (Enid can't stomach anything else and Wednesday hates most corny movies)
Enid gave Wednesday a Grim Reaper plush that the goth utterly denies loving (tho whenever Enid's out of town she hugs it while sleeping)
Wednesday had 3 full paragraphs dedicated to Enid in her final draft of "Viper de la muerte" and Pugsley refuses to stop fuzzing about his two sentences
Thing made a big business outta selling Yoko and the gang Wenclair content (this all went to hell when Wednesday found out, and instead of stopping him, she started making his profit disappear without him knowing what the heck was going on)
Enid has a shirt that says "Don't mess with me, my sugar daddy craves violence" and Wednesday utterly hates it (she has one that Enid prank gifted her that says "Mess with my sugar baby, get my sugar knives")
Enid made the grave mistake of introducing Wednesday to Wikipedia. Now her nerd of a girlfriend will spend hours upon hours in Wikipedia rabbit holes
"hey, why do you like the last of us so much?" "Because it's got gay sad people!" "Because there's dead bodies"
Wednesday steadily replaced Enid's fake plants with real deadly plants (It's been 3 years, Enid hasn't noticed)
Doctor!Wolf and Thing work undercover at a outer space casino with support from Wednesday, who’s questioning how she fell for an intergalactic dork. Based on 13th Doctor shenanigans.
In the end, after a lengthy and aggrieved phone call from Bianca, Enid admits, "Okay, that was a little funny".
Part 1
If you still remember that one ask about time travel due to magic shenanigans that made me talk about a Meet the Robinsons Addamses AU, yeah. I've drawn it. I have plans for a second part...
Divina and Enid hide in some bushes ten feet away from their girlfriends
Divina: Why are we spying on the Goths?
Enid: I wanted you to witness my villain era
Divina: Bestie I'm concerned
Enid: Wens and Yoke been pranking me all week as some 'make Enid piss herself' contest.
Divina: That explains the rubber rat Yoko put in her purse. Good luck charm my ass
Enid: YEAH, so Thing and Wednesday's infinity great aunt is gonna help me get back at them
Divina: Her what now?
Enid points: Ooo I see Thing is ready
Enid stands up with her phone out: Showtime!
Yoko puts down her blood bag: Hey E, ya gotta do better than that to scare us
Wednesday: Yes Mi Loba. Even Pugsley-
Goody pops out of Wednesday's chest: I'LL LIVE INSIDE YOU FOREVER!
Yoko falls on her butt: WTF???
Wednesday: This is mildly amusing.
Goody drifts past the vampire : WITH SATAN HIMSELF BY MY SIDE!
Thing falls down from a tree wearing a little pair of horns.
Wednesday: That is a nice touch but you-
Glitter falls from the tree all over both of the Goth girls
Wednesday looks at her sparkling hands, left eye twitching
Divina wheezes from laughing
Enid: YOU'VE BEEN PUNK'D BEACHES
Goody whispers to Thing: Their courting rituals be strange
My favorite scene out of everything I wrote in the first chapter of raven in the den, wolf in the nest. I had to sketch it. This trio has my heart istg 🖤💗🫰
thing got camera shy
my sister had made this for me when the show cane out for my 14 th birthday becuse i was hyperfiaxted on the show, my sister is the best:)
Dont make it weird
A slightly more edited version of a fanfiction I can made awhile back! You can find the original post on my ao3 https://archiveofourown.org/users/moonshiiinee :) my requests are open, and I'll be currently reposting some slightly edited versions of my previous AO3 fanfics and other things! I hope you enjoy 🖤
Wednesday hated color. It really did feel as though she was allergic to it. Whenever such bright excessive color wandered upon her eyes, she could feel an immediate headache come up on herself. Now, it wasn't as though color itself was a problem. The problem was how bright and ornate such people decorated with colors. People like her roommate. Just a whole mess she was, really. Her appearance was one thing - neon highlighter nails, mismatched dyed hair, migraine inducing stupid clothes - but her bed. That was a whole other matter. The bedsheets were always some annoying bright color, her stuffed animals in ginormous heaps of eye watering fabrics, and the thing she hated most. The fabrics, sashes and curtains flung across the ceiling. Lemon yellow, bubble gum pink, blood red, sky blue. There was absolutely no rhyme or reason, and even looking at Enid's side of the room gave Wednesday pain in her eyes. What Wednesday never realized was how obvious her discomfort was. And one day, when Wednesday came to her dorm a bit later than usual from Beekeeping club, she was surprised to see a new sight.
A black sheer curtain on Enid's side of the room.
It dulled the color, and made it so much more bearable than it previously had been. In a weird sense, it reminded Wednesday slightly of her mother's room. Her very own Mother had sheer black curtains around her windows and bed. Wednesday nonchalantly turned to Enid as best as she could, trying to act casual and managed to meet her eyes, something she usually struggled with. She found maintaining the eye contact much easier through the curtain. "What's with the curtain?" Wednesday asked. Enid blinked. "Well." Enid's gaze turned to look at her computer, and she began typing furiously. Wednesday could tell she was just smashing gibberish. "The color was bothering you" Enid mumbled, not bothering to look at Wednesday. Wednesday thought about it, and then immediately turned on her heel and walked out. The favor would be returned.
Wednesday didn't have much money. Unfortunately, she had been cut off by her family in order to learn about the struggles of capitalism. It was effective. But she had just enough money. Just enough to get something for Enid. She would have to forego her Sunday evening Quad, but oh well. She would bare her Sunday of writing with pure resilience of a writer such as Machiavelli. But the thing was, Wednesday was having a hard time deciding what to get Enid. It was a hard decision, as she was stuck between two things. One item was a horridly disgusting "squishmallow", a plush style of toy she had seen scattered throughout Enid's room in multiple styles. And the other item being a pack of fluorescent glow in the dark nail polish. Finally, Wednesday relented to herself and got the nail polish, as it seemed to be a more useful gift for Enid, who never went a day without colorful cuticles. As she was paying for it, she felt the irrational thought poke the back of her brain that Enid wouldn't like her gift. Of course- that thought was ridiculous. Enid would be happy if Wednesday gave her a toothbrush. Somehow, the thought stirred a mixture of feelings in Wednesday's chest.
Back at her dorm, Wednesday felt a slight panic rise to her cheeks when she heard Enid enter the room. Her fingers had stilled on the type writer slowly, her gaze zoning in on her black nails. Hearing thing's quiet tapping of interest didn't help. Wednesday listened to Enid's footsteps, and then stiffened when she heard the rustling of Enid picking up the nail polish that Wednesday had settled on her bed. "Wednesday?" Wednesday nearly knocked down her crystal ball, and quickly set it back to the right place, glancing away from her reflection. "Y...Yes?" Wednesday muttered, feeling her eyes glance quickly around the room, even though her back was turned to Enid. "Did Yoko drop this off?" Enid asked. Wednesday rubbed her fingers over the smooth, comforting texture of her crystal ball. Did Enid really believe Yoko could have thought of such a thing for her? "No." She answered, tapping her nails, making a pleasant sound on the cool glass of her crystal ball. "I. I did" she managed to choke out, swallowing nervously. "You did?!" Squealed Wednesday. "Yes" said Wednesday, sounding all too sincere for her liking. "I saw the disgusting neons and I knew no poor soul but you would enjoy it, so I took it from the shelf so nobody else would have to see it" Wednesday breathlessly got out quickly, thankfully souring the good deed with the back handed insult.
Enid squealed once more, though Wednesday did not know what this squeal meant, as Enid's squeals ranged depending on the situation. This was a squeal she had never heard before. Enid rushed to her side of the room, and jumped on Wednesdays bed. She rolled onto her belly, and snapped her head up to grin at Wednesday. Wednesday quickly turned her head. "Thank you thank you thank you!!" She sung. Wednesday could feel a flush settle on her cheeks, and frowned deeper. "Don't make it weird" she hissed, already turning to look back at her typewriter keys and pretend to write to hide her blush, although she was ruining her novel with jibberish as a play to keep looking cool. "Oh, I will" giggled Enid. Wednesday's upper lip might have risen in pride at Enids smile from the corner of her eye but she quickly hid that too, and continued to work on the Love interest for her novel.