Imma Do This And Probably Not Only Make Tumblr Hate Me More But Commit Multiple War Crimes In The Process.

Imma do this and probably not only make Tumblr hate me more but commit multiple war crimes in the process.

I had a cursed food thought the other day:

Salsa + coleslaw combonation

Coleslawlsa

I will not be attempting this, however my proposed ingredients would be:

Red cabbage

Spicy mayonnaise

Jalapenos (minced)

Diced (red?) onions

A sprinkle of cayenne pepper

Tomato vinegar

A bit of Cilantro

Maybe some corn niblets?

I am not crying you are... I'M NOT CRING I SWEAR MY EYES ARE JUST REALLY WT THATS NORMAL I SWEAR-

peace was an option

Putting up ‘RUN WHILE YOU STILL CAN’ billboards in Ohio to cause chaos

putting up “HELL IS FAKE” billboards in ohio to start a dialogue

If you think about it… Lucky charms are just raw rice krispy treats.

Please Don’t kill me Tumblr. I am just here to comment on posts and be productive. I can only do one.

People who don’t cook their cereal don’t realize what they’re missing out on. The heat of the flame really brings out the sweetness of the marshmallows

Those five minutes when your brain goes "Gotta clean this entire house for no reason" be like:

What moms are like when guests are about to be coming over…