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I have never related to some random post so much I swear. (Not The Weird Al part.)

When you hear a new song on the radio and you’re desperately trying to pick a notable phrase so you can google it later

We aren't allowed to play this video in my house because my brother and sister scream it at the top of their lungs.

this video has invaded my brain

Personally, mine was snatched by a person on the internet.

I also very much want to be bothered. Give me questions and statements.

bring back tumblr ask culture let me. bother you with questions and statements

Those five minutes when your brain goes "Gotta clean this entire house for no reason" be like:

What moms are like when guests are about to be coming over…

reblog if you think the girl on the left is just as beautiful as the girl on the right

Canada.

go to this random coordinates generator and say in the tags how you would fare if you were dropped where it generates without warning. i’ll go first i’d be dropped in the middle of the fucking south atlantic ocean and perish

for anyone who needs to hear this:

YOU are not a bad person for feeling upset.

YOU are not a bad person for staying neutral.

YOU are not a bad person for waiting for confirmation.

YOU are not a bad person if you don’t immediately want to drop someone who you find comfort in.

YOU are not a bad person if you don’t want to get involved with the situation.

YOU are not a bad person if you need to take a break.

don’t let anyone tell you otherwise. eat, drink water, take a nap, and take your meds if needed <3

- Taylor

I go both. Which one y'all want?

Absolutely not! :D

The Final Round!

Justification

Jellie: She is a cute, attention seeking cat during scar's videos and streams. She has been a character in Minecraft since 2018

The Nefarious Anglerfish: I like them :) [Super cool!!!!] One of the best memes of 2023

trying to prove a point. no nuance to this answer just say yes or no.

I am not crying you are... I'M NOT CRING I SWEAR MY EYES ARE JUST REALLY WT THATS NORMAL I SWEAR-

peace was an option

hehehehehehe, penis... If you know you know.

*me talking to a guy with a penis* listen here, penis boy.

Agreed. I don't care if I am going to the backrooms. Worth it.

Putting up ‘RUN WHILE YOU STILL CAN’ billboards in Ohio to cause chaos

putting up “HELL IS FAKE” billboards in ohio to start a dialogue

I thought tumblr deserved a picture of my cat.

I deal spoons

So for no reason, I have decided to advertise my spoon-dealing business here. To say it simply, I sell spoons for souls on Discord and because I am a bored piece of shit I will post this as well. I might put my discord here later or just give it to people that want to have spoons. I also will give you a soul if you give me a spoon. So do with this what you may.

Imma do this and probably not only make Tumblr hate me more but commit multiple war crimes in the process.

I had a cursed food thought the other day:

Salsa + coleslaw combonation

Coleslawlsa

I will not be attempting this, however my proposed ingredients would be:

Red cabbage

Spicy mayonnaise

Jalapenos (minced)

Diced (red?) onions

A sprinkle of cayenne pepper

Tomato vinegar

A bit of Cilantro

Maybe some corn niblets?

Agreed, I am a bloody fucking genius.

Goodbye Umbitch

A/N: I made this just for fun. And all hate to Umbridge not her actor :)

(Y/N and Harry go to Umbridge to try a spell on her.)

Y/N: Hello Professor Umbridge!

UMBRIDGE: Hello, L/N, what do you want?

Y/N: I just wanted to try a new spell on someone so I thought why not try it on you.

HARRY: *whispers* What are you doing?

Y/N: *whispers* Just wait and watch.

UMBRIDGE: But why me? There are other students and professors here at Hogwarts.

Y/N: Umm, you see professor there is no other professor or student like you and I adore you so much.

Harry: *inside his mind* Adore you?! She's gone mad!

UMBRIDGE: Okay, well what does that spell do?

Y/N: Why don't you see it yourself?

UMBRIDGE: Okay do it.

(Y/N clears her throat while Harry is freaking out inside.)

Y/N: *points her wand at Umbridge* Avada kedavra!

Harry: ...

Y/N: ...

Harry: ...

Y/N: ...

Harry: YOU'RE BLOODY BRILLIANT!

Amazing flex, really.

If you think about it… Lucky charms are just raw rice krispy treats.

Please Don’t kill me Tumblr. I am just here to comment on posts and be productive. I can only do one.

People who don’t cook their cereal don’t realize what they’re missing out on. The heat of the flame really brings out the sweetness of the marshmallows

Agreed, she is the reason I watched that 2nd movie.

Agreed, the dad is very funny. Plus Alexander the Great was only like 5 feet tall.

TechnoDad.