Incorrect Lord Of The Rings Quotes

Incorrect Lord of the Rings Quotes

Feel uncomfortable going to Cheesecake Factory when it’s so under the watch of the eye of Sauron

some guys being dudes

"hey are you gonna do more of that AU where Link gets turned into a Zonai" yeah brother I already did

its a super complicated au that involves Link going back in time thousands of years to try and nip the problem at the bud since a Zonai body is a bit longer lived and can handle time travel waaay more efficiently.

the deal Link made with the God of Time (named Ordona) to get the Ocarina of time + the melodies needed to save the world was allowing him to possess Link when he gets bored so he can play around with the mortals. (thus why Zonai link has fierce deity markings, they're the same god in this AU) when Link goes back in time to save Ganon from being influenced by Demise, he also decides to kick around the gerudo desert and ends up in Ganon's employ, basically sticking around to make sure that Demise isn't fucking with Ganon's brain anymore (this doesn't make Ganon less of a self absorbed jackass, but it DOES make him less murder-y which Link considers a win)

...for better or for worse he seems to get along with the gerudo and all of Ganon's monsters

also this au is predominantly ganlink because i said so. he's the kings silly rabbit if you will

downside is, Link is still gloomtouched from getting his arm fucked, so Demise is trying to set anchor at the same time as Ordona

the latent gloom starts presenting where Link has scar tissue, as its the most compromised, and spreads out from there. don't worry, eventually Ganon hucks Link and himself up to Hyrule castle and fetches assistance from Rauru and co. who are VERY confused as to why there's aNOTHER Zonai here????

some additional references, the first one is a set of armor Ganon insist Link wears when he's out with the guards (he does not, he thinks its kind of stuffy because he's covered in fur and scales now) and the second is a matching cloak Ganon makes him wear when they're at political meetings so people identify Link as part of Ganon's personal honor guard. (...and also because Ganon thinks its cool to match with the dude he's totally not crushing on)

last one is a nakey boy, showing his more prominent scars.

Tears of the Kingdom is super fun.

Kids these days fusing mushrooms to their shields, back in my day we just stuck a pumpkin on our sword and called it a weapon, no fancy sheikah goop required.