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smash or pass the 13 primes

Smash I fear…if I’m feeling freaky 💔💔 you anons convinced me

Damn, is Megatronus single

Oh he is? Oh it's because he's dead?... Unfortunate

Oh man :/

Why do all the ancient baddies have to be betrayed and dead noooo 💔

Oh yeah Onyx Prime is hot too.

I could take Onyx and Alpha Trion

Not in a fight ❤️

i honestly kinda gotta with the alpha Trion thing, if personality was a requirement other than being pretty, he's definitely got the vibes

The old men are pretty I fear 💔

Bestie imma be honest, Tf one Alpha Trion is kinda hot.

Silver fox vibes. I like my men old, ancient even.

Anyway yeah, smash.

OH MY GODD

Bestie I can’t!!! Defend this!!!

To be honest I am hearing you out like..a tiny bit. For me it’s more about the three second clip we got of Onyx Prime 😘 I just know they creak

Why become a third wheel if s/o have two hands?😉

sorry I had to immediately reply to this BROOOOO!!!

He transformers till I one

b 127 anon again cuz jsut. he has my brain in a chokehold. calling him 'beebs' or 'goofbot' in an affectionate kinda way and him taking the nickname and fuckin RUNNING WITH IT. he takes that as a affirmation that you think the both of you are friends/close and gets so excited once it sinks into his processor, yknow? that and casual affection- bumping elbows to get his attention or just pats on the back and on the more romantic end maybe even kissing the back of his hand/his knuckles all lovey dovey style just because. treating him so openly, blatantly loving would fry his processor and i wanna make his sizzle ykwim??? again not a request so much as its a brain dump btu i love him your honor, thank you for listening hgjksmgs-

YES OH MY HODDD!!

BEEBS is SO adorable. I definitely get you anon, I need him to sizzle too :(( no matter what he is to you (friend, best friend, lover) I think he’s sooo affectionate and loves affection. Like he’s going to linger right next to you if he thinks you’re ever so slightly close friends

Why why do Everytime I think of D-16 and Orion having a S/o the song you me and Steve always plays in my head because both will third wheel the heck out of the relationship

LMAO no matter who has a s/o, one of them will always have to third wheel 😢

D-16: You certainly are... tall

S/O: Oh! Aren't you cute~

D-16: Oh, um-

Darkwing: MINEEEEERS

S/O: Pay attention to me :( not the poor mining bots :(((

Darkwing: Right away ma'am/sir 🫡🫡

Darkwing’s tall s/o would definitely pick him up and take him away when he’s not paying attention to them 😞 poor guy is so flustered

The reason why Darkwing hate miners is because Y/N giving them more attention than him. Jealous boi💅💅

LITERALLY!! He's so "angry" about everything...except his lovely partner

Discord server is in the works! Shoot me a DM if you’d like to work on it or would like to be on the taglist whenever it’s done :3

make one together ? Idk maybe yall have different ideas but if you both want a server make it together and one be Orion and one be D-16/hj

GENIUS!!

Funnily enough i want to make one 😅

You should make one!! I’d def join :3 if I don’t find any soon I might have to make one myself

Starscream's shaky confused little squint. <3

Should I open art commissions….

Carrying the pet headcannons

IDW Megatron x Reader, IDW Starscream x Reader, IDW Wheeljack x Reader, yeah, I’m not listing them all, but just how each mech handles/carries a human.

Starscream

• Carries you cradled against his chassis, servos curled partially around you. Tucks you inside his canopy if there are any other mechs about to hide you. He’s not exactly ashamed of you, more worried about you getting hurt to spite him. With how many enemies he’s made, he fully expects treachery. When he does allow you to ride on his shoulder, one big hand is always up, not touching you, but ready to grab you. It’s easy enough to tell he’s not the happiest with you perched there despite your insistence on being able to see. His wings stay aggressively up the whole time until you take pity on him to climb into his hand.

Thundercracker

• Doesn’t just grab you and it’s honestly adorable as he kneels and offers a huge hand to try and coax you to him like you might a stray dog. You’re pretty sure in his alien mind, you are a stray dog, but the novelty of not just being grabbed makes that realization more amusing than insulting. And his expression when you do willingly come to him to be picked up is too cute. He’s not above bribing you to him with little odds and ends he finds, including food of dubious origin.

Megatron

• Cages you carefully between his hands like a fragile moth he wants to inspect without hurting. For such a huge mech, he’s shockingly gentle with you. A lot of it is guilt, that dark tide constantly threatening to pull him under. Finds your presence soothing, but because of that same guilt, will pass you off to another caretaker given a chance. Can’t trust himself to not accidentally break you. He feels he definitely shouldn’t be entrusted with fragile things when all he’s good at is destruction. But he does love those quiet moments of contact, deserving of them or not.

Ratchet

• Picks you up to almost absentmindedly move you from getting under ped or if you’re just in his way while he’s working. He’s careful about how he handles you, but uncomfortable with just holding you like a favorite pet. Gets the award for being painfully awkward when he does have to carry you, because he’s sure you don’t enjoy being carried like a sparkling. He’s sure you resent it even if you never say a word. You don’t mind when it’s him picking you up. Those clever hands are so gentle with you and the longer he has to carry you, the more uncomfortable and gruff he gets.

Skywarp

• Absolute menace. Carries you like a toddler with their first kitten. One hand too tight around your middle as you hang upside down, because why carry you right side up when you change colors upside down? The more you struggle and swear, the funnier he finds it. Plus, he’s learning so many new, fun words and phrases to use. Most likely to accidentally, on purpose, drop you.

Whirl

• Not a lot better. He seizes you around the middle with one claw and carries you hanging awkwardly face down, arms and legs dangling and your hair in your face. Sometimes swings his arms, because your miserable groaning and complaints are too funny. Won’t hurt you intentionally despite acting like a jerk. Actually pretty protective of you and by his twisted logic, no one else is allowed to mess with you. Only him.

Wheeljack

• Doesn’t really carry you around unless there are other bots about. Honestly, isn’t sure how you feel about being picked up, but you’re so tiny compared to them and he gets anxious whenever he sees you walking in a hall with other Autobots. It doesn’t matter that he knows you’re in no danger. Those times, he makes a line straight for you, scooping you into his servos for your own safety. Half the time, he scares you silly because you hear running, heavy peds behind you, then you’re being grabbed. He means well and you appreciate how much he worries, but, really, you’re fine. The others see you. No one is going to step on you.

Soundwave

• Has a fondness for small things and even though you’re hardly one of his cassettes, will pick you up place you in his chest compartment if he finds you wandering about unsupervised. Being nabbed and dropped into the dark absolutely terrifies you at first, but you can see a dim glow in front of you and hear the hum of the big mech’s inner workings around you. It’s a surprise to both of you when you manage to fall asleep inside him. That cements it for him, he adopts you.

Bonus: Soundwave’s cassettes

• Frenzy seizes you around the middle under your arms and carries you around like a younger sibling, your toes dragging as you squirm to get away. Rumble would rather grab you by a leg and drag you kicking and protesting behind him just to see how long he can get away with it before Soundwave intervenes. As protective as the huge mech is, he’s surprisingly tolerant of his cassette’s mischief. You’re not being physically hurt? He’s allowing it. Cassetticons squabble- it’s how you set your boundaries. More than once, Lazerbeak has dive-bombed you, claws snagging the back of your shirt so he can lift you a foot or so up off the ground, because your terrified yelp sliding into angry swearing is too funny to him. May have dropped you once when your shirt just tears in his claws. Ravage prefers to nudge you along in the direction he wants you to go, but isn’t above carefully gripping your arm in his jaws to firmly tug you along if you’re resisting. Oddly enough, you grow resigned to your “older siblings” fast enough. You don’t really have a choice.

D-16 (TFO) x Cybertronian!Reader

The prettiest bot I've ever seen in my whole life ( do not tell Starscream I said that ♪(´▽｀) ) - I kid you not, not a single Megatron has ever moved my heart as Transformers: One did. D-16 got me giggling, crying and screaming at the same time. Gender Neutral Cybertronian Reader!

WARNING: Spoilers from the movie (Transformers One 2024). First love to Angst.

I have two scenarios on mind: 1) You are another miner that works alongside Orion Pax, D-16 and the others. Or 2) You work on something else, You and D-16 getting to catch each other on daily basis from time to time, but never interact.

1st scenario gives me the vibes that you two get to always chat and work together, watching Orion drag D-16 to his little disastrous advnetures and D-16 smiling at you awkwardly whenever that happens.

But you don't mind (you get worried sometimes, of course), always giving D-16 a soft smile or a lively chuckle as you go back to work.

And you don't get to see how Orion teases his best friend at how he is smiling like a dumb. D-16 tries to deny it... to then gush to his best friend about you. "Did you see how they smiled at me? They're so... (sigh) perfect."

2nd scenario would be a slow burn type situation - both of you always wondering about... well, everything!

And the first interaction both of you had was when, by pure coincidence, found each other in the middle of a busy day, among many walking by bots.

"Hello, m-my designation is-" / "Hi, I'm so happy to..." both of you start at the same time, fell silent and then laugh together at each other's interruption.

You get to see how D-16 and Orion end at the race, celebrating their ups and worry at their downs, even more at how D-16 got hurt nearly at the end of the race.

After that... it was like he vanished. And while you prayed to Primus for him to be safe and sound, he would be thinking about you from time to time the whole journey.

As you would keep going with your job (growing tired and tired for the sudden high demand of shifts at the mines or feel like something bad was about to happen) - D-16 would slowly spiral between rage, confusion, realizations and the worst thing - to find out about the whole true and how not only him and his friends were stolen from their freedom and right to transform... but you were also a victim. Just like them. Just like all of them.

With the 1st scenario... It brings you joy to see Orion back at the mines, now changed and looking like a true transformer. And your spark breaks at finding out about the true - but the words of the new changed Orion brings you hope.

But you can´t shake this concerned feeling inside of your spark. Where is D-16?

With the 2nd scenario... you are a sea of feelings, confusion and fear, not knowing why there was suddenly so much chaos and - wait, is that... Dee? But... he looks so different! Like Orion, but there is something else that makes your spark tremble.

And hell - you cover your mouth with your servos at the sight of Orion being shot, at watching how D-16 tries to save him but then decide to let him fall. You watch how Elita nearly jumps after Orion's body and Bee stop her.

The worst part? After witnessing Sentinel's brutal murder, Dee- no, Megatron's speech and how he takes Megatronus t-cog and change even more... you feel your spark break even more the moment your optics and his find each other.

Bright yellow optics found (color) optics in the middle of a busy day... and there was nothing but new found feelings. But now... aggressive red optics find (color) optics... and while the red optics try to remain strong, they can't help but soften at the sight of how your (color) optics hold fear. As if you were watching the optics of an unknown bot.

How badly he wanted to go after you and hold you - to tell you he finally avenged you just like he did for himself and everyone else...

We all know how it goes - Orion comes back now as Optimus Prime and defeats Megatron.

And before Megatron leaves Iacon - he looks after you. And your optics meet for the last time.

And you swear you got to see the same D-16 you met the very first time in your whole life.

And Megatron knows he has changed, from the top of his helm to the last atom of his pedes. But something never changed in him.

His love for you.

"... The only thing I'll ever regret was never tell them how I felt."

Well damn I hurt myself with this I guess o(TヘTo) Vhaos out!

i saw this post in passing awhile ago about how the movie bee's are usually touch starved and after watching tf1 its like... yeah. yeah i can see that for this one too. i wanna cup badassitrons face so sweetly so bad- oguh just like- cupping his face and turning it around a little bit (or trying to) and checking him over for injuries cuz he pulled something stupid (affectionate) and while you're fretting over him he feels like he got struck by lightning or some shit and has his 'oh. oh.' moment or w/e and jsut. i wanna be tender on him. this isnt a request or anything i just need to get it out of my system hgsjngkmds-

GOD I just saw a post about this too. While I never had an actual crush on him HES SO HUGGABLE?? He’s been my favorite ever since I was younger, I’ve definitely erm…switched sides but still!! Someone needs to comfort him!!!

Especially in TFO (spoilers under)

Especially since bro has been isolated for so long like…and then immediately he gets pulled into a conflict which will last years and years. I want to be his best friend! I want to tell him it’s okay! I need someone to be soft with him in every continuity!!

I just. Imagine if Orion and D-16 walk in on Y/N and Darkwing making out in a broom closet or something

Y/N: ...

Darkwing: ...

Orion and D-16: 😧

Y/N: ...I thought you said the door was locked

Darkwing: IT WAS!

Orion: I- uh, congratulations?

D-16: Out of all the possibilities bots, WHY HIM?!

Y/N: ...There are some things I cannot say in front of you

D-16 and Orion: Ew

Consider; Darkwing with an S/O who grabs him like a Barbie doll

Everyone is scared of his huge S/O 😞 except him, obviously

Oh my goddd, he’s head over heels. He secretly needs to get picked up by the waist I think <3

Darkwing: Freaking out about miners

Y/N: Darling~

Darkwing: Ye-yeah?

Y/N: Pay attention to me~

Darkwing: RIGHT AWAY 🫡🫡🫡

In short his S/O keeps distracting him whenever he starts to freak out. Orion thinks they're an angel. Y/N just wants to kiss their boyfriend and doesn't like it when he's paying attention to someone else cuz then they can't kiss

Headcanon, Y/N is best friends with Orion and D-16, friends with most miners. They do an amazing job at distracting Darkwing from getting them in trouble

STARING IN HERE WITH WIDE LOVING EYES

FINALLY A TFO BLOG

HELLO ANON!!

ever since I watched the movie I went crazy, they’re all I write for at this point ❤️

Starscream everytime megatron dies idk man: