THIS WEEK HAS BEEN SUPER BUSY!!!

THIS WEEK HAS BEEN SUPER BUSY!!!

I love that time Rumble has a sword. We should talk about it more.

HI GUYS!! still working on a couple headcanons but requests are open again :D

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I’M SO EXCITED May I request G1 Starscream and Skyfire merformers X Gnhuman reader who’s just scuba diving trying to study merformers, skyfire trying to study them as-well and starscream just kinda watching not really sure how to react?

I LOVE MERFORMERSSS I mostly stuck to your prompt, but I took some artistic liberties here and there. Basically, this is just Skyfire using science and cultural exchange as an excuse to court reader while Starscream seethes in the background. Also, if it isn't obvious, I don't have a clue about marine biology so if I used some words wrong, that's my bad + no proofread I'm but a poor tired jester. Thanks for the request :)

Warnings: SFW, GN Human reader

Kelp fades to coral and the distant waters lighten in their decreasing depth as Skyfire pushes with the current towards the reef. In his arms he carries a recovered fish catching device of human origin you had declared to be called a ‘net’. The weathered fibers contain various crustaceans, fish, and flora. Each one meant for your tasting and hopefully, delight. 

Last time you had met with him and Starscream, you had brought a net of your own, filled with smaller opaque nets holding food. And despite Starscream’s nagging, Skyfire had followed you to the surface, watching you remove the bubble making contraption off of your face to tear open the solid nets and eat what looked like multi-colored pebbles out of them. 

Your bare face was relatively alike to a mers, a fact Skyfire was quick to turn existential, much to Starscream’s chagrin. What a miracle to have contact with a species so physically similar, at least beyond the glaringly obvious differences of Skyfire’s lack of a split tail and inability to survive outside of water. 

Skyfire had attempted to take some of the pebbles from you then, only for you to sorrowfully push his webbed hand away, humming an apology. You were kind in your refusal, but the white mer wondered if perhaps humans were more territorial than Starscream had thought. He had told Skyfire your species was cowardly, avoiding past battlegrounds and reeling in fear when he had shown himself to your kind. Skyfire understood the sentiment. Violence for no reason other than the claim of a few more kelp beds had always felt juvenile, and he thought perhaps you would sympathize.

Still, the interaction with you had remained in Skyfire’s mind for a long time after. He had never seen any creatures within the ocean that survived off the abiotic parts of the environment and thought perhaps diet was the largest factor of your sluggish movements within the water. Hunting may not be his strongest suit, but the thought of showing you his favorites and enjoying them with you was more than enough incentive to endure Starscream’s insults to his speed.

Every so often glancing behind to assure his less enthusiastic companion still trails behind, Skyfire can feel the rush of energy coursing to every fin as he nears the pillar of rock on the outermost section of the reef that you frequent. 

“Hurry, Starscream! If they don’t see us, they might think we aren’t coming and leave,” the white mer shouts over his shoulder. 

A low growl is the only response he receives from the darker mer, but regardless of his fellow’s lacking reply, Skyfire continues swimming.

Eventually the pair reach the reef, passing over schools of shimmering fish that dart away at the sight of Starscream’s glinting bared teeth. 

“Right over here.” Skyfire brushes against one of the many walls of the reef, but this one is particularly special, for it’s the only one between you and him.

He can already see you floating an arm's length away from your pillar, nimble hands fiddling with the black whiskers protruding from your second skin’s back.

Moving the food-filled net to his other claw, Skyfire reaches for the top of the rock barrier dividing the two of you. He can’t wait to see you enjoy the food he caught you. While hunting is typically left to the kind of mer that hungers for more than just the catch, but the chase itself, Skyfire did his best for you. Besides, he’s sure anything is better than eating rock fragments.

Ready to launch himself over to you he flexes, only stopped by Starscream’s claw wrapping around his forearm, pulling him back.

“Why don’t you leave your pathetic catch here? I doubt they have any interest in such pitiful scraps.” His red eyes narrow, claw tugging on the net.

“Do you really think so?” Skyfire glances into the net. Sure, nothing within it is truly impressive, but you have always been nice, at worst delivering pushes and a wag of the finger while shaking your head.

Starscream leers over the rocks, eyes relaxing. His face pinches like he bit into a fish with rotting scales as he turns back to Skyfire.

Tail slashing through the water indignantly, Starscream snarls, “why are you so incessant upon being prodded by some land-creature anyways?”

Skyfire has never taken offense to your curiosity. In fact, he had been overjoyed to find a mind much like his in someone so wonderfully different.

“I guess-”

“Catching prey for them like you two are bonded! Next thing we know, you’ll flash your colors, too.” 

Skyfire feels his fins twitch at the comment, turning away from Starscream as heat flushes his face. Despite the clear negative charge behind the scolding, Skyfire can’t help the airy feeling imagining those things fills his head and stomach with.

Starscream hisses, “Oh, you can’t be serious.” 

“What? I simply want to show them what our diet consists of,” a white claw rubs sheepishly at his olfactory ridge, “one curious minded individual to another.”

“...Right,” the dark acanthoid mer relents, but his claw remains tightly wound in the nets' diamond-like weaving. Following Skyfire’s blue eyes, Starscream notices his lingering grip and quickly pulls back. 

His red eyes darken as the larger mer wastes no time and pulls himself over the ridge towards you. Skyfire catches you by surprise, wrapping an arm around your waist and pulling you into a sudden embrace that has you gasping a stream of bubbles. His speed leaves the two of you twirling, Skyfire’s wide fins fluttering around the two of you. 

Even from here, Starscream can feel the happiness radiating from the two of you. His chest tightens as he stalks through the coral, swatting at the surface feeders gathering around him. 

It’s unfair how close the two of you are, both physically and socially. Whatever. He has outdone Skyfire before, and he can do it again, Starscream thinks.

Platonic/ found Fam with the maximals, but rattrap, Optimus, dinobot, rhinox become a father figure to a reader (Plus the reader is a techno organic)

this request was pretty unspecific so I just made general headcanons of all them being a father figure to reader. reader isn't explicitly a techno organic because I don't think much would change, they still see you as someone they need to protect. Thanks for the request :)

Warnings: SFW, GN Human reader

Never once can you recall ever feeling unsafe. 

You would have to try so very hard to be in any real danger, even with the threat of Predacons, because of how much the Maximals are willing to put into keeping you safe. 

It’s not their fault they have a shared protectiveness towards you, you’re… small. Beyond that, you are so much softer than they are.

So, no matter how much you protest, there will always be one of them in between you and any perceived threat. This includes Rattrap and Dinobot butting heads over who is a real danger to you.

“Lizard lips was literally a Predacon! You can’t seriously trust the guy with my- our fleshy!”  (He uses fleshy affectionately, of course) Rattrap is absolutely baffled how anyone can accept this, especially you, who sits happily in Dinobot’s arms.

“As if a pest like you could suffice as any protection besides a shield,” Dinobot hisses.

Optimus and Rhinox, the calmer of the four, settle for letting Dinobot and Rattrap duke it out with one another while they get to spend time with you.

More than anything, Optimus and Rhinox want you to be safe and happy. 

Rhinox is so gentle when you get hurt. He frowns at the injuries like they should be ashamed of afflicting themselves upon you, it’s adorable. He sometimes struggles to understand your organic anatomy, and it leaves him irritated. So, you often find yourself being involved with a lot of tests and scans. Rhinox takes this as time to catch up with you. (He totally uses random scans he made up as an excuse to have your time.)

Optimus may be busy often, but he assures you there is always time for you. He insists upon hearing your troubles out. Sometimes you think he’s doing too much when he tries to solve every issue you’ve ever had, but it's very sweet regardless.

Very generally, there is a lot of fighting. You have not one, not two, but four Maximals that think they know what’s best for you and vying for your attention. Ignoring their immature behavior, they do really care for you. It just happens to manifest in Dinobot tossing Rattrap aside so he can teach you how to fight.

Mtmte headcanons for Rodimus, Drift, Tailgate(+ Cyclonus maybe?), Brainstorm with a gn reader? Like there’s going to be a party or ball or something. And they’re doing reader’s make up, hyping them up, among other things.

Feel free to add more bots or get rid of some of them, I know how hard writing can be sometimes soo :)

yayyy such a fun prompt. also...back to writing thank you for your patience anon. I had to exclude Brainstorm because I couldn't come up with anything for him, but he'd be so enthusiastic about helping you get ready for a ball :'(

[human!reader post includes: MTMTE rodimus, drift, and tailgate+cyclonus

None of these are going to be super super canon so bear with me. The Lost Light had made a stop at an organic-safe planet to pick up some supplies for you and explore around a little. However, everyone had to use their holo-forms as the planet was not very welcoming to cybertronians. You just so happen to read a poster of an upcoming party tonight and ask your robabe to help you get ready

MTMTE RODIMUS

Once you tell him about the event, he agrees to help you get ready and even asks if he could join you. I would be lying if I said he thought twice about it, he didn't.

The party is some kind of carnival taking place in the area you landed in, judging by the poster announcing it, it would be quite flashy and colorful. You go for some quick shopping at the local stores and Rodimus hands you anything you'll look good in (you get handed every article of clothing he likes, nothing matches btw)

you wanna try out outfits? He'll support every single one but gives his honest opinion when you ask for it, helping you decide on the final outfit

He helps you do your makeup and although you're the one doing most of the work, he's trying his best. So gentle while applying any makeup, he does not want to stab your eye or scratch you. Tends to get a little impatient but the results were so worth it, if you decide to go with colors that match his paint job he'll have a literal twinkle in his eye and a stupid grin on his face.

"How's that?" He backs away to stand beside you and admire his work. "Primus, you look really stunning."

HE IS YOUR BIGGEST FAN!!

Hyping you up the whole time. on his hands and knees. "Y/N your makeup looks amazing, that color looks so good on you, you're gonna kill it out there" He 100% suggests to roll down a red carpet for your entrance btw

MTMTE DRIFT

youre going to a ball and once you explain what that is, drift is thrilled to help you out

idk man..i feel like he'd be good at providing advice on what looks good together and what you should wear

he WANTS to help you do your hair, makeup, etc. he asked before you could finish your sentence

Another one that would adore any type of matching color scheme,. If there's some type of theme for the ball/party he's gonna help you and somehow nail that theme, like, perfectly

Smooths out your clothes, gently adjusts your hair, then gives you a little kiss because wow you're glowing (is that the right word?)

Definitely the type to take you there with linked arms

MTMTE TAILGATE+CYCLONUS

Tailgate wants to go, Cyclonus is automatically going btw. Tailgate wants matching outfits

Tailgate helps you with your hair, Cyclonus with your makeup, and they both help out with your outfit and any accessories.

Tailgate is absolutely gushing over you once you're ready, literally leaping up In the air and twirling!!

Cyclonus using that poetic rizz to call you beautiful, pretty, handsome, a wondrous depiction of existence at its zenith-

yeah you go with matching outfits. At the ball you manage to dance with the both of them, cyc more graceful and tailgate a little clumsy but you all got the hang of it. You all have fun

some extra bit, i think the idea of a ball/party would intrigue the two of them. Cyclonus would greatly admire the elegant part of it while Tailgate would absolutely come up with a bunch of themes and parties they could have on the lost light. Its def an excuse to help you get ready again btw, Cyc is totally discreetly in on it