Chaos gremlin, conceptualized, materialized, digitized
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I-sure-tumbled - I-sure-tumbled - Tumblr Blog
Last week, I spilled applesauce on myself. When I went to a restroom to clean it up, there was another human in there (blasphemy). Now, here's the thing: I've passed this kid (derogatory) around campus several times since then, and it turns out he's been referring to me as "the applesauce guy".
Of course he has.
Angela smut?? Pt. 2
To the tune of Skylar Sisters:
Giovanaaaa!
Giarratanaaaa!
Is pegging!
^-1
Rot the shell.
A sacrifice to the parasite.
Give it sentience.
"Sparkles and Rainbows" has GOTTA be someone's OF username
DM: What does it look like when Celestial Warlock takes down an enemy?
Celestial Warlock: My Eldritch Blast is like sparkles and rainbows, the Carebear stare.
“here often?” killed me
I'll always strike when you least expect it, until one day when I strike when you most expect it because you'll expect it to be unexpected...
@solsticeswackstuff DORM ASS
@soaking-wet-cat-punk Here often?
@totally-a-chicken Bokbok, motherfucker!
@totally-not-a-commie Unexpected moot
@thesixthimmortal Angela BONK
Reblog game. You tag the people that you can think of on the top of your head and use two words to use to describe them (people you follow, moots, or followers)
@zeroisreallygood love life
@slasher-jax baby boy
@th3r4t48 cool person
@demikhaotix friend person
@oh-shit-i-spilled-my-genderfluid nice friendly
@sweetpayaso clown dude
@robertskyswifeyyy simply girl
😢
My eye gets ripped out by a rogue raindrop as the rest of my face melts. Noted.
@solsticeswackstuff @soaking-wet-cat-punk
your 12th emoji is how you'll die
☕️
At a party with @solsticeswackstuff rn
The sweat is DEFINITELY dripping down my balls
Sneak peak at next fic dialogue at its climax?
Angela?
YESYYESYEYSYUES PLEASE ACTUALLY
BILL! BILL! BILL! BILL!
And the winner of the 2024 Presidential election is... Bill Nye!!
Will update as results come in
Angela smut??
... and then Angela did the sex with you or something idk
@solsticeswackstuff just told me to get off Tumblr and take care of myself
Just thought you should know
Dialogue My Brain Made in a State of Half-asleep Delirium
Context (I think): In a baseball game, a batter scored a homerun right at the end, which won his team the game. Earlier in the game, a catcher guy in left field had a very delayed, comical reaction to a baseball flying by him. An interviewer decides to ask him about it quickly before interviewing the batter.
Interviewer: Now, I don't have much time, but how come you completely missed that ball in the nth inning?
Fieldsman: I dunno, it just came out of left field.
I: But you're a left fieldsman, it's your job to catch those.
F: Well, yeah, but it *came out of left field*.
I: Are you going to answer my question?
F: Are you going to let me have this one joke?
I: Never.
F: Why?? This is my only chance! Left fieldsmen never get interviewed, it would totally blindside the audience!
I: Well--oh, fuck you.
F: If you must know, I really had to sneeze, and the light was in my eyes, and everything was loud. It was total sensory overload, and the entire situation really just came out of left field!
I: Okay, that's enough of you. [Adressing the camera] And now on to the star of our show, the man who saved the entire game! [Adressing the batter] Sorry, our time with you will be cut a little short--
Batter: Oh, did the other guy just make a bunch of left field puns?
I: Yes, it was very annoying, now anyway--
B: Naw, what do you mean? That's way batter content than this!
I: Don't you mean bett--
B: ...
I: ...
B: ...
I: And that's all we have time for today! Back to you, Dale!
I do a bit of trolling
There used to be some votes in the ass column. That was before I had a wet paper towel in my hand.
I don't remember it. I just want to sleep.
It would be breast if you kept that to yourself, WMB
Context: the wild magic barbarian rolled 8 on their wild magic surge. ( "A bolt of light shoots from your chest. Another creature of your choice that you can see within 30 feet of you must succeed on a Constitution saving throw or take 1d6 radiant damage and be blinded until the start of your next turn. Until your rage ends, you can use this effect again on each of your turns as a bonus action.")
Wild Magic Barbarian: I flashed him and then I folded him in half.
DM: You flashed him?
W.M. Barbarian: I mean... the light does burst forth from my chest.
annie, are you okay??
Oh God, Annie is NOT okay.