Im So Here For This

im so here for this

I dreamed I was reading Adamsapple fanfiction. I get the part of the dream that was like an action movie, but it’s like my dream finished that and then I didn’t wake up, so my brain had to scramble to fill the void with a comic about Adam getting turned into a large breasted lioness.

Imagine if Adam grew out his hair down to his hips, and then he cuts it off and turns it into a mullet.

Lucifer would be so distraught lo.

Oh my god lmao 😂

Adam: What's your problem?

Lucifer: The 70s called they want their hair back.

The first one was from an ask on my Multimuse Blog and when I went to the link, it showed me that 'frequently bought together' thing and I... I had to. Adam riding a giant inflatable cock? It was only right.

Drawing these made me cry from laughing. Perfect Couple's Costume

I love Adam. I do. I, personally, am heavily attracted to annoying, douche characters (romantic or just enjoying their character). Personally, he's one of the best characters in the show, there's a lot of nuance you can pick up from him (though, Viv might have done that on accident). But, what I cannot stand, is that Hazbin Adam, is supposed to be taken from the Bible's Adam.

There are plently of ways you can make a character an asshole or a jerk without completely destroying their source material. Viv completely destroys his source material. See, had he just been bitter and commited genocide because of his hatred for Lucilith or because he thought it was right, that's fine—I can accept that. But he actively enjoys killing sinners and actively participates in every. single. solitary. Seven deadly sin. And that pisses me off. Hazbin Adam took the bones of the story and his character from the bible and then slapped thin meat on it. Hazbin Adam is a complete 180 from Bible Adam.

Now I don't expect this show to have a 1:1 translation to the bible. But it could've been done better.

Because, what do you mean that bible Adam, a man who loved his wife so much he chose to abandon paradise with her, he chose her over god, is a misogynistic fuck boy?? Adam who tended carefully to the Garden of Eden and it's animals, is a lazy fuck who bad mouths people and has nearly no empathy for the people around him. Adam who witnessed the world's first murder, where is first son killed his second, is now a genocidal maniac who thoroughly enjoys killing sinners. He went through a hard life (which he chose) for someone to depict him as THAT.

Oh how I love Adam, yet hate the way he was written. Don't even get me started on Lucifer. Atp, Viv needs to make her own concepts, because she's only taking names and concepts and throwing the rest out.

UM ORHNANGNANG OW????

Why. Just fucking WHY

" Okay cunts, listen up! Lucibitch and his slut are celebrating this sinful bullshit Hell calls Halloween.

Well.....they can eat that satanic shit. Because the First Man's got his OWN week planned! November 24th to November 30th! It's Thanksgiving down on Earth so you fucks down there better be fucking thankfully for all the shit I had to go through to make you!"

" Adam week, bitches! Be there or go fuck yourself. "