I Was A Feral Believer But I Forgive You

i was a feral believer but i forgive you

sunday fandom im so sorry i ever doubted you i genuinely thought he was dead

i keep winning with pawns because everyone just ignores them

Sometimes having a reputation for being smart beats actually being smart.

I once beat my school’s chess champion in a game because he spent the entire match desperately trying to work out my strategy because I was “smart” and therefore good at chess.

We were playing with a Lord of the Rings chess set. I was moving the characters I liked best.

I’m terrible at chess.

I would pay to sit next to this distinguished gentleman

My university tutor wants us to put our webcams on and I’m sitting here scranning a burger like a beast that hasn’t smelled meat since before the winter

why does everything gotta cost $20

”which could mean nothing” is maybe my favorite phrase of all time. where would we be without it