Stop Using Chatgpt!!!! Take A Bronze Pin And Carve Your Questions Onto An Ox Scapula, Then Toss It Into

stop using chatgpt!!!! take a bronze pin and carve your questions onto an ox scapula, then toss it into the fire!!!! use the cracks to divine the gods answer!!!!

northern ukraine: my granpa still remembers how in 937 knyaz stopped here on his way to kyiv and how we received magdeburg rights

southern ukraine: *a cossack and a noğay run into each other like in anime*

this golden calf statue is so fucking cool. maybe even cooler than god

One of my favourite things to do when looking at paintings with Cronus eating his children is trying to quess who is he eating this time.

Here are my assumptions:

Hestia: the fact that he felt the need to dismember her first suggests the probability that it's the first time when he's eating an infant. Also, Rhea's "WTF?!" face.

Demeter: Demeter is usually described as having blonde hair.

Hera: She is considered his favourite child, so it's really nice of him to show her the world first (even upside down) before eating her.

Hades: This one is as pale as a ghost's butt, and I always imagined Hades being pale af. Also, this time the child has a pp.

Poseidon: I like the idea that Cronus became crazier and crazier with each child eaten to the point of completely losing his mind, so I'm fond of the possibility that his most famous painting depicts him taking a bite from his last devoured baby.