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Thats Me. Im Blonde. My Names Granny Bert. Daughter Of Stands With Two Fists. Breaker Of The Two Wands.

thats me. im blonde. my names granny bert. daughter of stands with two fists. breaker of the two wands.

Ive got Halloween eyes looking right at me.

But mine are red and purple,

green relief and hot golden jealousy.

im sloppy

im messing

i gained a child

and lost a family.

thats the family curse. The mother always kills herself when playing cards to let her sons win and her daughters already beating the next game.

Yeah im bad boy bad wolf whatchyou gonna do.

ive got Halloween eyes looking tight at you.

you act so soft but i see you dark cat black shadow cat

meaning nothing to the light

but King of Darkness

A prince they say?

oh a prince youll be.

i promise this

i promise you this secret

the next time I see you, I will kill you.

and we will be seperate again.

and black sheep balck sheep whatchyou going to do when the wolf comes for you?

Remember that I killed you. /I/ killed you first and ill kill you again

and again

and so sickeningly again.

because bad boy bad boy, you want to be my two of wands.

I will strike you down.

because if youre not mine I will let you go once

and kill you if you come home piss ass drunk from the full moon

bad boy bad boy bad man my man mine mine mine.

never forget i gave you my secret to treat tenderly too.

it was my soul.

now you will forever ve painted purple with my poisonous venom.

Shadow Cat Shadow Cat Binxy came to me first

bear possum bear possum can you hear me am I a real threat now?

we'll never ve them

because there is no one like you.

i have my pack but Im not a king without you.

So I hope

i hope so badly

i nEVER

NEVER

fall for you.

Dangerous Achilles, Icarus fell and didnt fly.

So tell me one more time I will fly and not fall.

that buring my feet in the earth

has nothing to do with you.

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