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SBI Fanfics Of The Week (week 2)

SBI Fanfics of the Week (week 2)

Sleepy Train by rubyflakes

canon in d, moonlight, and diamond tears by metamookiisle

Younger Holding One Another by ScripWriter

But Oh, Don’t You Know How It Goes by ScripWriter

Panic at the Disco by FandomCaptive

All You Really Need Is Family by SizzlingFaceDonut

I can tell just what you want (You don’t want to be alone) by spiromachia

I’m nothing but a problem, leave you crying overnight by ghostlyfroggy

Aware of the Silence by tempered_lemon

Tommy No Biting by lonelymarblesoda

Give him a life he deserves. by Pretzel_Gal

it’s alright, it’s okay (and i believe that you will see a better day) by hydrangeasheart

la jolla by qar

its the most awful time of the year by always_an_anxious_mess

Encompass by qar

Technocurls by Iemon_tree

Legion by qar

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More Posts from Icantthinkofanythingfunny

thats me. im blonde. my names granny bert. daughter of stands with two fists. breaker of the two wands.

Ive got Halloween eyes looking right at me.

But mine are red and purple,

green relief and hot golden jealousy.

im sloppy

im messing

i gained a child

and lost a family.

thats the family curse. The mother always kills herself when playing cards to let her sons win and her daughters already beating the next game.

Yeah im bad boy bad wolf whatchyou gonna do.

ive got Halloween eyes looking tight at you.

you act so soft but i see you dark cat black shadow cat

meaning nothing to the light

but King of Darkness

A prince they say?

oh a prince youll be.

i promise this

i promise you this secret

the next time I see you, I will kill you.

and we will be seperate again.

and black sheep balck sheep whatchyou going to do when the wolf comes for you?

Remember that I killed you. /I/ killed you first and ill kill you again

and again

and so sickeningly again.

because bad boy bad boy, you want to be my two of wands.

I will strike you down.

because if youre not mine I will let you go once

and kill you if you come home piss ass drunk from the full moon

bad boy bad boy bad man my man mine mine mine.

never forget i gave you my secret to treat tenderly too.

it was my soul.

now you will forever ve painted purple with my poisonous venom.

Shadow Cat Shadow Cat Binxy came to me first

bear possum bear possum can you hear me am I a real threat now?

we'll never ve them

because there is no one like you.

i have my pack but Im not a king without you.

So I hope

i hope so badly

i nEVER

NEVER

fall for you.

Dangerous Achilles, Icarus fell and didnt fly.

So tell me one more time I will fly and not fall.

that buring my feet in the earth

has nothing to do with you.

fucked up how colors look different depending on what screen you’re looking at them on. that should be illegal I think

headcannon,,,,,,,

-when he was little, tommy would always hide around the house and make it impossible for wilbur to find him.

-he didn't respond when he was called or told to come out so wilbur started singing songs then waiting for tommy to finish the other line so he knew where he was

wilbur: fly me to the moon...

tommy, inside a closet: and let me play among the stars!!!

-when tommy got older, he would retract to a small place or a burrow or just anywhere hidden when he got upset or stressed out.

-wilbur wouldn't know where he was, but he could always sing and tommy would either sing or hum back to him to let him know he was alright

-even if it was something simpler like just making sure tommy was still working on his homework in his room while wilbur was downstairs with his friends or he’d do it just making sure he was alright.

-it became a game sort of. wilbur started singing songs he didn't think tommy would guess

wilbur: choke me~

tommy, from his room: LIKE YOU HATE ME

wilbur: WHY DO YOU KNOW THAT ONE

tommy: EVERYONE KNOWS CORPSE HUSBAND

-so then like. even during the wars and stuff, if wilbur didn't know where tommy was in the ruins of the battle fields, he would just sing. if it was on the battle field, it was usually the lmanburg anthem

-when wilbur died, tommy hid for a really long time. he knows how to hide, so he isn’t found. wilbur couldn’t ever find him without singing. tommy didn’t have wilbur to sing and find him now. he stayed their for two days.

-ghostbur started to sing lines and tommy would answer. ghostbur would get so excited and scream "i found you!" when he did. the first time it happened was in exile, and tommy was hiding after dream left because it’s become a coping mechanism.

-ghostbur did it when he hid in techno's house. tommy would hide when he heard anyone enter the house and he was there alone, but ghostbur would just sing something and he'd come out. techno came back home with ghostbur once and techno was so confused, as was phil. they didn’t know about the singing and the hiding, even though it was a big part of tommy’s childhood.

phil: where's tommy?

techno: he's probably hiding. i usually wait 30 minutes for him to come out.

ghostbur: oh! i can find him! (starts singing)

tommy: (sings back and comes out of the box)

- phil and techno are just confused. neither tommy or ghostbur gives an explanation.

-(back to exile) dream caught on to it at one point. when they were still friends, before the bigger wars. tommy absentmindedly explained it to him, not thinking much of it. so when he was in exile and he was hiding, dream would eerily start singing songs he knew were special to tommy.

-when he was in techno's house and looking for tommy, he would sing something and tommy would have to physically stop himself from singing back.

techno: oh hey dream what's going on

dream: .... (enters his house and looks around) fly me to the moon...

-techno hears tommy flinch in the box. he only heard because of his hybrid senses, so dream didn’t hear. techno coughs and escorts him out. dream then explains the singing to techno, and that’s how techno finds out.

-tubbo not knowing about the singing and hiding, but knowing tommy disappears randomly, usually when tommy is feeling too much at once. tubbo just randomly sings songs and doesn't finish the lines because he's distracted with something else, and tommy just hops out of his hiding place and sings the rest of the line.

-tommy randomly hides but then hears tubbo singing and his mood changes instantly

tubbo, building in snowchester: he's in your bed but i'm in your twitch chat...

tommy, hiding in a nearby tree: IVE GOT THE KEY, AND HE'S JUST A DOORMAT

tubbo: TOMMY WHAT THE FUCK YOU SCARED ME

-it works for tubbo and wilbur. and instinctively techno and dream.

-other people try sometimes and it only works every now and then

-but for some reason it just never works with phil

-tommy doesn't know why. no one knows

-but tommy just,, he won't respond or feel like he needs to

-like phil will come back to techno's house without techno and like. he needs to find tommy quickly so he sings something. tommy just doesn't fuckin respond.

-so like. he tries again. he just thinks tommy is missing. but then techno gets there and he tries and tommy comes out immediately

-also q, fundy, and ranboo take advantage of it to make fun of tommy when/if they find out

q: (sings anime opening)

tommy: (responds)

q: TOMMY I FOUND YOU, GIVE ME BACK MY THINGS

/////

fundy: CREEPER?!

tommy, from across the battle field: AW MAN

/////

ranboo, being attacked by a llama: what the fuck- tommy?!

tommy: no, it's clarencio, bitch!!

ranboo: ... jump in the cadillac~

tommy: GIRL LETS PUT SOME MILES ON IT

ranboo: TOMMY I KNOW ITS YOU PLEASE STOP

-drista finds out from dream

drista: tommy tommy tommy

tommy:

drista: my daddy’s got a gun-

tommy: ..you better run

-also just tommy and wilbur sitting and singing back and forth as tommy is like, bleeding out and wilbur is tending to his wounds

-because wilbur had to make sure he stays awake and stuff while he helps him and it's comforting

wilbur, bandaging tommy and disinfecting his wounds: i'm sitting here

tommy, in literal pain and almost in tears: crying in my prom dress

-when wilbur went crazy/insane, tommy would sing to him and wilbur wouldn’t respond back.

-there was multiple occasions where wilbur would slip so far, yelling and violent, and tommy got scared. so he hid.

-and wilbur could never find him. he never sung, only yelled for him. and tommy had to listen.

-wilbur had just,lost it. he didn't sing to tommy. tommy would try to sing simple lines to get wilbur to sing back. wilbur would tell him to shut up.

-this was before anyone really understood what was happening so they also told tommy to shut up. and tommy would just be upset because he really lost his brother.

-and when ghostbur came back, tommy tested it on him. so you can imagine the tears when ghostbur sang back to tommy

-also they used the joke for normal stuff (back when war wasn’t a huge issue)

george and dream: *just talking*

wilbur, knowing tommy is listening to them: sometimes all i think about is you,,,

tommy: late nights in the middle of june,,,

///////

tommy: THEY SAY "TEENAGERS SCARE THE LIVING SHIT OUT OF ME"

bbh: LANGUAGE

wilbur: "THEY COULD CARE LESS AS LONG AS SOMEONE WILL BLEED"

bbh: NOOOO

tommy and wilbur: SO DARKEN YOUR CLOTHES AND STRIKE A VIOLENT POSE

literally all of lmanburg: MAYBE THEY'LL LEAVE YOU ALONE BUT NOT ME

-lmanburg is just full of angry/angsty teenagers and young adults /j

-them going into battle and just singing black parade and the dream team just being hella confused /j

wilbur soot, died a hero.

     “Died a hero,” Tubbo hummed, staring at the gravestone from across the small river. “What’d’ya think of that, Tommy? He got what he wanted, I guess.”

     Tommy threw a small rock into the lake. The trees around them carefully bended and rustled as the “blissfully,” as Wilbur would have put it, burning sun, turned into a calming gold hue. “Died a coward, that’s what I think — only thing he did was abandon us. Him and Phil. Murderer.”

     A beat of silence passed through the small garden they had made. Tubbo laid on his back as he threw a final rock into the river. “Involuntary manslaughter,” he said, enunciating each syllable.

     “…What? You always say—” Tommy started, before being cut off.

     “Involuntary manslaughter is the action of killing another person without meaning to. Alex ‘n,” Tubbo wasn’t too sure if his pause was of fear, respect, or disdain — but he knew for a fact that it was not out of love. “Schlatt taught me that.”

     “Oh, yeah, you can go off on me for calling my dad Phil, but when you say Schlatt, I don’t get to say anything? Real, fair, Tubbo, real fair.”

     “It’s out of respect for the dead,” Tubbo spoke, eyes closed. “He doesn’t have a gravestone.”

     “Doesn’t deserve one.”

     “Neither does Wilbur, then?”

     Tommy looked at him from across the river. He had his legs curled up to his chest, arms supporting his back — but mainly trying to get his hair out of the way, since it had grown longer during the war.

     “I’m not one to decide these things, Tubbo.” He picked up a rock and threw it in, sending a small splash his way. “I’m sixteen, y’know?”

     ”I know. We both know.” Tubbo imagined the boy across him, from a time before they had came here. They were both happy with their lives — they could have stayed with their old friends, had a nice home, one that wasn’t constantly in danger — “It’s too late, now.”

     “Huh?”

     “To go back. You only mention your age when you’re thinking about how things could’ve been. With your whole ‘not a child’ schtick.”

     “And when did you start being a therapist?”

     Tubbo’s eyes opened. “When you started needing one.”

     The other rolled his eyes. “I don’t need a therapist, Tubbo.”

     “You are a sixteen-year-old child who has fought in two wars, the first one beginning when you were twelve. I think you need a therapist, Tommy.”

     “You act like you’re not one yourself! Don’t be so ‘high and mighty’ — you’re shorter than I am!”

     “Perhaps I do, Tomathy,” Tubbo replied.

     “Perhaps you do,” Tommy mumbled. “Whatever. We’re both screwed. Who cares?”

     “Wilbur did.”

     “Don’t you dare play that card, Tubbo.”

     “I’m not wrong, Tommy. Stop acting like I am.”

     “Maybe you’re not wrong, but that doesn’t mean you get to say that. It’s not… not right.”

     “What, because he’s dead? Not like you didn’t want to talk about how he didn’t deserve his gravestone for so long,” Tubbo spat.

     Tommy picked at the grass as silence passed through the area. “Do you think, if we had done something different, he wouldn’t have ended the way he did?”

     “Ended as what, insane?” Tubbo opened his eyes to look at the sky, just for a bit. “Yeah. Yeah, I always think about it. There’s nothing you can really do, though. All we can really do is think about what he was.”

     “I wish I tried more, Tubbo. I wanted to try more.”

     Tubbo opened his eyes, all the way this time, and sat up. “I wish I saved Schlatt, but we couldn’t have done anything.”

     “At least he’s gone, huh?” Tommy said, a bittersweet smile on his face.

     Tubbo laughed. “At least he’s gone.”