Im Pretty Sure Ben Only Ever Slept In This Series When He Was Physically Incapable Of Being Awake Due

I’m pretty sure Ben only ever slept in this series when he was physically incapable of being awake due to severe bodily injury.

he could if he got over himself but he never does 🤷‍♂️

"could John Adams eat pussy like god" twotter thread shut down by musk himself after, like, a vagillion replies of debate, 72 blockings, 22 bannings and 8 doxxings

this was for ME 😭😭😭

Rome!Wham

modern au hamfamily but it's just alexander trying to be a cool dad™  and suffering through an entire bowl of buldak ramen in front of sparkly eyed pip & angelica only to be carted off to the hospital due to stomach pain and a kidney flare up

is everyone doing well or did y'all also have a joint realization with your professor that donald trump tweets look "oddly familiar" because he unnecessarily capitalizes words à la 18th century men who wanted to make an Important Point style.

the phrases "college AU" "alex with a greasy ponytail" and "John...turtles" just jolted me awake like a sleeper agent hello is this 2017 where is my hamilsquad group chat fic

Today felt like one those Hamilton college AU days where Alexander was two itches tall with a greasy ponytail sleeping with everyone on campus (especially the "hamilsquad") but then John dies from turtles and Alex marries Eliza isn't that just wild