Im Pretty Sure Ben Only Ever Slept In This Series When He Was Physically Incapable Of Being Awake Due

I’m pretty sure Ben only ever slept in this series when he was physically incapable of being awake due to severe bodily injury.

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the phrases "college AU" "alex with a greasy ponytail" and "John...turtles" just jolted me awake like a sleeper agent hello is this 2017 where is my hamilsquad group chat fic

Today felt like one those Hamilton college AU days where Alexander was two itches tall with a greasy ponytail sleeping with everyone on campus (especially the "hamilsquad") but then John dies from turtles and Alex marries Eliza isn't that just wild

washington: ugh! i hate people who have political parties! also washington: shhhhhh. i. have. a. political. party. here is a federalist newspaper. do not tell anyone-

is everyone doing well or did y'all also have a joint realization with your professor that donald trump tweets look "oddly familiar" because he unnecessarily capitalizes words à la 18th century men who wanted to make an Important Point style.

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