George Washington - Tumblr Posts
hamilton characters as texts my best friend has sent me within the past month
alexander hamilton : how and why do you know all this
thomas jefferson : so i just thought 'oh this makes no sense ok then'
marquis de lafayette : IM SEXY IM SEXY IM REALLY FUCKING SEXY
john laurens : youre super fucking gay
hercules mulligan : ok so now I'm going to break you-
aaron burr : wow theyre fucking
eliza schuyler : bc yuo love me and will do stupid shit for me
angelica schuyler : fuck the fuck off
peggy schuyler : don't tell them but i am silently judging the person in front of us' tiktok feed
maria reynolds : so ik I'm meant to be having dinner like a sane person
george washington : hey so am i are you saying i dont deserve a statue?
king george iii : I've stumbled onto swiftie instagram and i can't find my way out
james madison : I don't need to transgender you you've done it yourslef
phillip hamilton : I ate it up in a non-sexual way
Washing machine: i need you to be my right hand man~😀
Hamilton: treasury or state
Wm: i know its a lot to ask😔
Hamilton: TREASURY OR STATE
Wm: *continues rambling*
Hamilton: ...
Hamilton: 🇹🇷🇪🇦🇸🇺🇷🇾 🇴🇷 🇸🇹🇦🇹🇪
Slutshaming women is not ok Slutshaming Alexander Hamilton is totally ok Tumblr logic
Congress @ George Washington any time he asks for aid during the war
Merry Crossing The Delaware, everyone
Lost Boys
I made this in my free time. I think only my mom will get this reference.
Oh man, just let me inhale, and I can ramble individually about random figures in the American Revolution who nobody cares about, and then the war in general, and if we have an extra 3 hours, I'll recite all Hamilton.
Just you wait.
😏
the spn drama could take a whole year to explain in the least so i’m good
Is it bad that I gag at Whamilton but clap my dumb little hands at Washette?
Yeah...
Off topic but have we all read that one Washington x Steuben smut?
Yk, the one that describes his fat rolls jiggling in detail?
Just me? I-okay ... Okay...
Me scrolling through ao3: *sees the most nastiest, wrong, evil, fanfic ever written.
Lucifer: Hey it’s Lucy!!! Thank you for buying a one way ticket to hell. This is a non refundable ticket. 
haha today I found out about this silly lil thing called Washingclark and I am in love and invested and Jon is my new SKRUNKLY wet kitten.
(I think I spelled that right???)
@binch-i-might-be
Laurens: did you hear Washington calls you by your full name now if you mess up?
Hamilton: dang he really is becoming our father figure
Washington: JOHN JOHANIEL LAURENS GET BACK TO WORK
Laurens: I don't think that's even my name
Hamilton: it is now
LaFayette: Hey guys what are you talking about? :D
Washington: YOU TOO M- MAR- MAH... MHSJSJJSJS.. *looks at records* mar- *chokes* NEVERMIND THAT RULE IS NO LONGER IN USE, NOW DO YOUR DAMN JOBS.
ah fuck man can I have some of that uhmmm
*checks notes*
fried manumission abolitionist
fried bastard orphan
fried obnoxious and disliked congressman
fried baronussy wussy
fried crossdressing sailor
fried trans French diplomat
fried Philadelphia lawyer and certified twink
fried terrible queen
fried slave owning redhead
fried mini french aristocrat
fried VERY mini former president
fried tired commander-in-chief
fried fairly normal president
Aw cool, thanks dawg.
hey man i took your blorbo and scrambled him in a bowl. yeah he's on the pan now. yeag i added some seasoning. yeah im eating him now
(Mexican and white duo audio but...not)
Washington: I just got a call from Jefferson, you're being castrated.
Von Steuben: I just got a call from- wait, SERIOUSLY!?
Washington: ... No dude it's a joke.
Von Steuben: oh. I just got a call from the British Navy, they want their clothes back.
Washington: you see, these are my oldest children, THE MAJOR GENERALS!!! I love em.
Major generals: hiii!!!
Washington: these are the middle children, the AIDES-DE-CAMP!!! YAY!!! They slay, I guess.
Aides: HENLOOOO
Washington: and those…uh…
*Chanting in the distance*
Washington: *sigh* that's the navy.
JPJ: TELL ME WHYYYYY
Navy himbos: AINTTTT NOTHIN BUT A HEARTACHEEEE
JPJ: SWEEEET CAROLINE
Navy Himbos: BA BA BA
Washington: *whispers* Look, I only know them during work hours and major battles.
Why did the headcanon generator decide to get so fucking personal today!? hello!?
AND WE HAVE TWO (ABSOLUTELY CANON) ONES FOR LAFAYETTE...
Hamilton: Are you today's date? Because you're a 10/10.
Laurens: [blushes]
Washington: That was horrible.
Hamilton: [Walks up to Betsy] Are you today's date? Because-
Washington: HAMILTON.
Hamilton: okay.
George Washington, the man who led America through its Revolution for Independence from Britain and became the First President of the United States.
French and Indian War:
Row 1: Colonel George Washington, Colonel George Washington (Hat), Colonel George Washington (Sword Scabbard), Colonel George Washington (Hat and Sword Scabbard).
Row 2 (Virginia Regiment): Colonel George Washington, Colonel George Washington (Hat), Colonel George Washington (Sword Scabbard), Colonel George Washington (Hat and Sword Scabbard).
American Revolution:
Row 1 (Open Coat): General George Washington, General George Washington (Hat), General George Washington (Sword Scabbard), General George Washington (Hat and Sword Scabbard).
Row 2 (Closed Coat): General George Washington, General George Washington (Hat), General George Washington (Sword Scabbard), General George Washington (Hat and Sword Scabbard).
Row 3 (Open Coat; Cloak): General George Washington, General George Washington (Hat), General George Washington (Sword Scabbard), General George Washington (Hat and Sword Scabbard).
Row 4 (Open Coat; Cloak): General George Washington, General George Washington (Hat), General George Washington (Sword Scabbard), General George Washington (Hat and Sword Scabbard).
alright y'all I just finished watching George Washington 1984, and o boi o boi was it good. It's got 4 episodes?
It was honestly awesome, and went through a lil of everything
(the 1984 version stops after he resigns from the army, but there's a sequel called George Washington 2 1986 where it goes through his presidency)
Laurence, Lafayette, and Hamilton
also Washington hugging his army brothers [In this shot specifically he's hugging Hamilton] it was suCh a good scene. hnnh
10/10