I Was A Customer The Other Day, Hated It With Every Fiber Of My Being.

I was a customer the other day, hated it with every fiber of my being.

Ok, but this is *iceteal's* coloring. and i think i need these. (these look like good bases for paws~)

gardening with claws

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Best girl

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Reupload but cropped

*slams all my money on counter*

Dumb short story idea: A married woman comes to realize she feels no attraction to her husband. She goes to see counsellors about it and is told things like "Oh you just need to spice things up in the bedroom" and "have you tried taking a vacation to rekindle the romance?" But none of it works.

Then, with nothing else to try, she sits down with her husband and explains what she's feeling and he goes "Honey, I think you're gay."

"Wait, really?"

"Yeah, did you not have sex ed in school?"

"No."

Smash cut to credits over footage of the woman getting remarried to her girlfriend, her ex husband is the Maid of Honor, gown and all.