What If I Said Unrequited Prongstail In The 'if You Showed Up At My Door In Fourty Years I'd Invite You

what if i said unrequited prongstail in the 'if you showed up at my door in fourty years i'd invite you in and tell you its been too long' way, in the 'i tell you that i love you and you smile and say it back, but i know what you really mean' way, in the 'all my friends say love made them soft but its only made my heart harden with steel' way. yes im a slut for the 'im not in love with you anymore/i didnt know you ever were', the 'i love you. you can tell me you dont love me back, this once/i dont know what you really want me to say'. but come ON. what if i said that.

*Pat is making it the exact same way*

My modern au take is that Pyrrhus is an absolute menace to everyone except Patroclus who he absolutely loves and he drives Achilles crazy nitpicking everything he does bc ‘Pat does it this way’ lmao

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James was the mum friend in a "wraps you in a soft blanket and makes you tea when you're not feeling well" way.

Sirius needed someone to love him.

Remus needed someone to accept him.

Peter needed someone to value him.

And James made sure each of them went to bed smiling.

Regulus was the mum friend in a "chasing you around the house screaming at you to not put forks in the plug sockets" way.

Evan had no regard for safety, his own or others.

Barty has no impulse control.

Pandora did dangerous experiments on a daily basis.

Dorcas would do just about anything if you paid her enough.

And Regulus was just trying to keep those fucking idiots alive.

Wirt from over the garden wall!

Don't come at me for my art skills, I kkow I don't have any

i feel like in the past few weeks rosekiller has started to seem like a basic golden retriever/black cat vibe and i just want everyone to remember that they are both freaks. they’re both insane. that’s why they’re great, they’re not like every other ship. they’re insane.