Hello And Welcome! I'm So Glad You've All Come To Stay. I've Missed You, And I'm Glad To Meet Your Kids!

Hello and welcome! I'm so glad you've all come to stay. I've missed you, and I'm glad to meet your kids! There are just a few rules I feel you all should be aware of.

Firstly, there is a circus behind the house you will be staying in. Do not go to this circus. It is only open at night and no matter how much you want to go in DO NOT. If you must go, do it during the day. Just leave before the sun goes down and if you see anybody, run.

Secondly, there will be other guests. Uninvited ones. Some will be from the circus, please be especally careful around those. When talking to the other guests be respectful, but don't give them your name. If you do, tell me within 10 minutes of saying the words. Do this and you will be fine.

Thirdly, while the whole place is yours for the duration of your visit, there are two rooms you must not go in. The dokrs are clearly marked with G and B. Don't open these doors under any circumstances. You will have to leave if you do.

The last rule is about a person. They will come around from time to time. They don't have a name, but they are sometimes called The Devil's Jester. You will know them if you see them. Don't look at them for longer than you have to. I know it is hard, you will want to, they will make you want to, but don't. Don't talk to them. Don't speak to them. Don't acknoledge their existence in any way, shape, or form.

If you follow all of these rules you will be fine. Come to my house during the day sometimes. I know you have to work but I can't wait to meet your kids!

She wasn't a werewolf exactly. I mean, she said she was, and she does transform on a full moon. I'm a witch, and all the other werewolves I've interacted with have been intimidating. Large when they were transformed, and rather gruff otherwise. Closed off, like they were trying not to hurt anyone. Merripen was different. She was super sweet, but the other werewolves didn't know what to make of her. So much so that about a week ago they had just dropped her off on my doorstep. I had startled when I heard the knock. It was after my shop's hours the sign was flipped to closed. hurried to open the door. A werewolf stood, in human form, in front of me.

"Hello? We're closed." I said

"I'm very sorry about this" He said, "I've heard you were dating Merripen. We have her in a carrier here. She's just so much all the time. Please, take her." He dropped a large cat carrier and ran away.

I kind of understand why they gave her to me. She acts more like a puppy than a big scary werewolf. She begs the butcher for scraps and play wrestles with the alley cats. She's always up for cuddles and has an IQ of a dust bunny

"Hey, heyheyheyhey wanna play! brought horne a new friend!" I looked up to see my girlfriend holding a raccoon. The raccoon looked perfectly happy to be held. I tried to hide my smile.

"Merripen, just cause it's friend-shaped doesn't mean it's a friend." I didn't have to look at her to know she was pouting knew that later I would be putting out a food dish for the raccoon, but for now, I would just hope that she would see reason and put the poor thing outside. smiled and shook my head. "I love you, but put it outside." She smiled.

"I love you too!"

This doesn't really make a lot of sense.

Ineffable Inktober day 26- Turtleneck

Vampires leave distinctive bites. Adam, for once in his life, was wearing a turtleneck. Pepper put two and two together when Warlock sat next to Adam with a smug look on his face.

I was so screwed. I didn't know that the witch's spell would take effect that quickly. I just needed a place to spend the night, and somehow I wandered into the worst possible place. The dragon had looked at me impassively as I pleaded for a safe place to rest, but I swear there was panic in her eyes as I fell. When I woke up a woman about my age was staring at me. I screamed and passed out again. The next time I woke up she was still there.

"Done passing out yet? I hope so. Here, drink this." I sniffed the bowl of water she gave me before downing it. "Slow down! If you puke you're cleaning it up." I scowled at her and slowed down. "Who are you anyway?" I reached into my pockets and grabbed my board and chalk

Moss

I flipped it to show her. Oddly enough it was my name, the one my parents chose for me.

Who are you? And what happened to that dragon?

She smiled at me "Hi, Moss, I'm Denise, you stumbled into my cave."

Monoma: Can I be frank with you guys? Shinsou: Sure, but I don’t see how changing your name is gonna help. Kaminari: Can I still be Kaminari? Midoriya: Shh, let Frank speak.

Ineffable Inktober Day 19-crepes

"Crowley, why don't we pop over to France for some crepes? Just you and me. It'll be fun." Aziraphale put down his book to look at his husband.

"Aren't Warlock and Adam over there now for holiday?" Crowley asked. Aziraphale flushed.

"Well, I mean yes, but we don't have to run into them!" Crowley smirked

"Whatever you say, angel."

They did, in fact, get crepes. Warlock and Adam were happy to run into them.