The Different Ends Of A Tubbo Moment

the different ends of a tubbo moment

Same energy, but different vibes...someone help me fill this in

something about the way supernatural says “this is a rosary and it burns what it touches because a hail mary and a shotgun are the same beast separated only by semantics” and “holy water is a weapon, we spray it out of fire hoses and use it as an instrument of torture” and “god cannot help you because he is a deadbeat dad, he’s your deadbeat dad, so you drink a whole liquor store and get a little unfaithful” and “you were born for violence you were destined to die bloody and that’s what god wanted, that was his plan, every punch you throw is a prayer you forget on purpose, every death is a crucifixion but over and over and over again you don’t stay dead” and “stained glass used to mean lux nova but now we break through it like an action movie stunt because “light” doesn’t quite mean what it used to now that anyone can be a monster in the dark, your brother or your dad or your pastor or your lover. stained glass is performative, illusionary, a tentative promise waiting to be broken by god’s last honest truth: he will not save you”

contender for the funniest bit of supernatural dialogue

mans quirky as fuck (affectionate)

yknow i used to think that tubbo being that, for lack of a better word; Quirky was only a persona he put on but every story hes told on ranboos streams (sleeping for like a day straight, nearly pissing in the laundry/throwing his clothes in the toilet, being a fandom kid on tumblr who read and wrote fanfic/cosplayed/shipped pairings, falling asleep in the shower, having those weird ass fucking dreams and several other things im sure im forgetting) and his behaviour in the recent vlogs (stealing money, making shit disappear/appear and general cryptic speech/behaviour) im led to believe thats hes actually just Like That