idmicah
idmicah

15 yrs, he/him, aviation obsessed

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idmicah
1 year ago
They're Putting Him Down

They're putting him down

idmicah
1 year ago
A post on the r/energydrinks subreddit with a picture of a monster drink frozen into a popsicle and the title "Does making energy drinks into popsicles lower the efficacy if the caffeine? I enjoy mixing together multiple kinds of energy drinks and freezing them into caffeinesciles... but if the freezing process is degrading the caffeine molecules, I'll stop immediately. I need maximum torque."
A comment from u/longrange_tiddymilk that reads "No it shouldn't change the caffeine bioavailability or it's effectiveness. Have you tried shoving the Popsicle up your ass?" 
OP u/Limo-Dick_Calvin replies, "No, I haven't but if I were to boof an energy drink I think this would definitely be the way to do it. I think I'll schedule a time for myself to boof a caffeinesicle tomorrow at 11am. Edit: I did it. [link to update post]" 
u/Glad-Jellyfish-69 replies, "bro is going to the ER with frostbite in their colon [frozen emoji]"
Post from u/Limp-Dick_Calvin on r/energydrinks reading: "Update: Energy Drink Popsicle Successfully Boofed. Trip Report: 
Hey guys, its limp dick calvin, many of you might of seen my post yesterday about my practice of freezing my energy drinks into icy caffeinesicles for my sucking pleasure. Now, quite a few creative folks recommended that I boof the popsicle for maximum caffeine absorption. I've always wanted to boof something, whether that be alcohol, acid, or caffeine, but I never have. Acid is feasible I guess, but the idea of pouring a liquid down my rectum just sounds difficult and unpleasant. For one, my butthole is rather tight as it has never been penetrated, so I can't imagine my brown balloon knot would be accepting of any liquid visitors, if you know what I mean. Another thing is if I managed to get the liquid in there, and then stood up, is it just coming right back out? Just a total mess of a concept imo. However, a caffeinesicle actually provides me with the perfect way to get an energy drink up my asshole. So, I froze a thinner than usual popsicle last night with a mixture of C4 and monster energy, and this morning at 11am, I went into my backyard and used a chair to sit on the popsicle, successfully booing it. I didn't know if I should bob up and down on it like a dildo, so l just sat there. And boy, was it COLD. I felt like I was being possessed by a frost demon. However, I felt absolutely electrified. Like my blood was made of energy drink itself. I don't know if it was the freezing cold, or the rapid absorption of caffeine through my colon, or both. This felt like adderall being mainlined into my veins."
continued from previous post: "After about 3 minutes or so, the popiscle had completely melted in my asshole. I looked around for witnesses, stood up, pulled up my pants, and went to go take a shower in case any leaked out onto my legs. It's been 3 hours since and I still feel like a thousand bucks. I feel like all my brain fog is gone and if I wanted to, I could teach myself how to do commercial real estate in like 6 hours of research. I feel like my brain is limitless. Anyway, just wanted to share with you guys. I'll probably be doing this a couple times a week now. That's about it. See ya."

Comment from u/ImpactFire1021: "I need to get off this app man"

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idmicah
1 year ago

does anyone have any good cowpunk recs. im begging u here yall


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idmicah
1 year ago
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TOP GUN (1986) dir. Tony Scott

idmicah
1 year ago

I will never forgive the bots who send me fake messages.

I see that [1] next to my messages and I am like "FRIEND??? MESSAGE FOR ME???" and then I see a bot. There is no greater betrayal. Stabbing me in the back would hurt less and also be less lethal. 10 000 agonies upon me. Unbelievable.

idmicah
1 year ago

general eiling

That cunt lived until too old and died too peacefully


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1 year ago
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1 year ago
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1 year ago

Does anybody wanna come over and parallel play? Does anybody wanna sit in the same couch and watch TV? Does anybody wanna go for a little walk in the park? Does anyone wanna sit on my bed while I putz around trying to clean my room? For the love of fucking God doesn't anyone wanna share space with me for a bit

idmicah
1 year ago

idk how 2 do these things pls ermm.

1. crazy rap - afroman

2. coal - dylan gossett

3. beneath oak trees - dylan gossett

4. to be free - dylan gossett

5. lone ole cowboy - dylan gossett

i lije. dylan gossett.

also i dont have anybody to tag

tagged by @seekdestr0y to list 5 songs ive had on repeat!!!!!!! thank u sm!!!!!!

1- radio clash by the clash 2- the day the world turned dayglo by xray spex 3- ha 3ape by alyans 4- nude by radiohead 5- beyond the pale by big audio dynamite

tagging: @try-cry-why-try @bigdookiepookie @poprocksncokeee @harbingerofskulls @martystlouis and anyone else who would like to!!!!!


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idmicah
1 year ago

ok so i found the first two it was like 3 am when i posted one so a better description of the last one:

snart pulled a jewelry heist specifically 4 barry iirc and there was a lot of uh. feeling each other up.!! one specific thing i remember was barry taking the jewelry out of snarts pockets i think there was a necklace and / or a pair of diamond earings

flash fandom i need ur help. im looking 4 three fics on ao3 rhat i cannot find anywhere. theyre all coldflash fics cus i have a problem

rhe first one was that one episode where barry gets the metal rod stabbed in his side, except this time snart is there and like takes him home and helps him get better n shit

second one is at like a club thing where barry has like body glitter and eyeliner on and snart cannot help himself. rhat one is like two chapters long i think

third one was where barry interrupts this heist thing that snart pulled intentionally to get barry there ans they were like.. feeling each other up n shit..

guys im begging u i need 2 find them again

idmicah
1 year ago
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idmicah
1 year ago

THANK YOU YES ILY

flash fandom i need ur help. im looking 4 three fics on ao3 rhat i cannot find anywhere. theyre all coldflash fics cus i have a problem

rhe first one was that one episode where barry gets the metal rod stabbed in his side, except this time snart is there and like takes him home and helps him get better n shit

second one is at like a club thing where barry has like body glitter and eyeliner on and snart cannot help himself. rhat one is like two chapters long i think

third one was where barry interrupts this heist thing that snart pulled intentionally to get barry there ans they were like.. feeling each other up n shit..

guys im begging u i need 2 find them again

idmicah
1 year ago

flash fandom i need ur help. im looking 4 three fics on ao3 rhat i cannot find anywhere. theyre all coldflash fics cus i have a problem

rhe first one was that one episode where barry gets the metal rod stabbed in his side, except this time snart is there and like takes him home and helps him get better n shit

second one is at like a club thing where barry has like body glitter and eyeliner on and snart cannot help himself. rhat one is like two chapters long i think

third one was where barry interrupts this heist thing that snart pulled intentionally to get barry there ans they were like.. feeling each other up n shit..

guys im begging u i need 2 find them again


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idmicah
1 year ago
Oh Absolutely.

oh absolutely.

WHY DOES THE SCREAM FANDOM HAVE TO VE SO FUCKING DERANGED. I JUST WANT TO SEE MY BOYS IN LOVE. THEY DONT HAVE TK BE STABBING AND KILLING EACH OTHWR IN EVERY FIC OR PIECE OF FANART!!!

for the love of god can they just be in a silly little healthy relationship. for once.

idmicah
1 year ago

WHY DOES THE SCREAM FANDOM HAVE TO VE SO FUCKING DERANGED. I JUST WANT TO SEE MY BOYS IN LOVE. THEY DONT HAVE TK BE STABBING AND KILLING EACH OTHWR IN EVERY FIC OR PIECE OF FANART!!!

for the love of god can they just be in a silly little healthy relationship. for once.


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idmicah
1 year ago

"ugh do you really shower with music every single time?" yes. im sorry u have never experienced peace.


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idmicah
1 year ago

hi my commissions 4 edits r open

5$ per edit, cashapp only

dm me either here or on tiktok for more info, also you can check oit my tiktok for examples of how my edits look. but also if its commissioned itll probably look neater & better than the ones i post.

i need transtape n a new vape yall please 😭


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idmicah
1 year ago

hold ur breath 4 like a few seconds then swallow two or three times. works every time.

idmicah
1 year ago

give it up for men whimpering

idmicah
1 year ago

i was gona make a joke ab the substance abuse part but i lost it.

what are some good ways to block out the passage of time. don't say substance abuse


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idmicah
1 year ago
You Get It. I Love You.

you get it. i love you.

fuck modern times fuck modern love i want to be a gay cowboy travelling all over the west with my cowboy boyfriend not knowing where we're going to end up tomorrow or where we're going to sleep for the night but it doesnt matter cause weve got each other and thats all we really need

idmicah
1 year ago
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1 year ago

DO I HAVE MT OWN TAG I CANT ILY. shoutout cain 4 listening to tje 20+ snaps i send him js going on & on & on ab random bs

ru really best friends if you dont talk for at least an hour on snapchat just sending videos of you talking like its an actual conversation

@idmicah


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