I Sometimes Think Im Incapable Of Hating Anyone. I Can Strongly Dislike People, Definitely, But I Dont

i sometimes think im incapable of hating anyone. i can strongly dislike people, definitely, but i dont think i can truly ever hate people unless theyre people i dont know personally. is that normal.

[looks up at you with my large sad wet eyes] Can i have some dollars for the vending machine. one hundred thousand of them

If I say “aww look at the birds” n you say “they’re just sparrows” I’m killing you. Find beauty in nature or else.

waters not wet but it is sticky. i will not be elaborating (i probably will be elaborating)

my answer to "is water wet?" will always change based on what is the funniest/most frustrating response at any given time

hi i am insane and have nothing to offer. do you still like me

ugh we have no food (i say staring into a full fridge and two full cupboards)