Heh.. You Know Who This Is..

heh.. you know who this is..

anyway like how should I make an intro post. I gen have no idea what to do

not you again /silly

anyways uhm. state tgubngs you want ppl to kniw abt you. pronouns, gender, interests, dni list, etc etc. idk man i just got here and decided to tell people abt me ig

alternatives to "ladies and gentlemen"

cads and wastrels

fellow scoundrels

ladies, gentlemen, and interesting miscellanea

beloved friends & tolerated acquaintances

entities of interest

paying audience members & assorted freeloaders

the fbi's most and least wanted

discerning guests & those of you with fuck all else to do on a tuesday evening

esteemed gutter filth

The bar was so low it was practically a tripping hazard in Hell, yet here you are, limbo dancing with the devil

bites you aggressively. hi.

hellooo! my names five, percy, whatever I don’t really care anymore. uh yeah this is my introduction post!! I guess!!

my main interests at the moment are greek mythology and TUA, but those fluctuate a lot so yeah.

some things I enjoy doing are reading, researching, and writing!!

i don’t rlly have a dni list, just don’t interact with me if ur a weirdo pls. literally all I ask

but yeah if you wanna be moots (idk if that’s the term they use on tumblr? if not I’m srry) then I’m totally up for that!! im rlly shy tho and what not so I might take a while to interact.

that’s about all! idk how often I’ll post, if at all. but uh yeah. bye!!!

(he/him)

happy to say my mom supports my goal of becoming norm allen with a cat someday 👍 (i didnt even mention him i just said im gonna live in a shack in the woods with a cat surrounded by keep out signs and come out once a year to buy supplies and 78 pounds of cat food)