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So, I Got A Jacket My Cousin Got From The Op/thrift Shop A While Ago. I Didnt Pay Attention To It Before

So, I got a jacket my cousin got from the op/thrift shop a while ago. I didn’t pay attention to it before today and, well.

To whoever owned this jacket before me: Why the fuck did you choose to sew the pockets shut?

At first I thought ‘oh they’re fake pockets :(’, but there was fabric inside for a pocket. The person before me had sewn them shut so well I wouldn’t have know it was intentional if not for the fact that they used some coloured thread as well as invisible thread.

If you’re reading this:

1. Pls teach me to sew so well

And 2. Pls stop sewing pockets shut


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