I Have Tests And My Birthday Party Tomorrow Give Me Luck

I have tests and my birthday party tomorrow give me luck

Genshin cringe headcanons part 15: Fontaine teens

This post reclaims the term cringe. If you use it as an insult or is triggered by it, please DNI

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Name: Charlie

Gender: transmasc nonbinary, they/it/she/he/xe

Pictures of Character:

Appearance: ethnically french, dark skin, has vitiligo, brown eyes, brown hair dyed pink, wears glasses

Age: 17

Sexuality: lesbian

Personality: dedicated, easily exciting, socially awkward, extrovert, pays attention to details, likes interacting with others

Area of greatest ability: photography, journalism

Kins: none, but likes it

Family: none

Relationship status: single

Friends: Lyney, Lynette, Freminet, Kirara, Hu Tao, Cyno, Kaeya, Chevreuse, Furina, Navia

Disabilities: autistic, ADHD, chronic pain, one blind eye due to an infection when young, chronic pain, spinal chord injury, wears an eyepatch, uses a crutch

Belief: believes Focalors and Egeria with not many religious practices on its day to day life

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Name: Freminet

Gender: nonbinary, they/them

Pictures of Character:

Appearance: ethnically french, small, pale skin, has freckles, blue eyes, blonde hair.

Age: 14

Sexuality: aroace

Personality: introvert, sincere, very attached to those they love, emotionally fragile, does not likes spotlight

Area of greatest ability: swimming, diving

Kins: sea, robots, sharks, ice, penguins

Family: Lyney, Lynette (adoptive older siblings)

Relationship status: single

Friends: Charlie, Chiori, Furina, Neuvillette

Disabilities: PTSD, autistic, non-verbal, variates between using sign language and AAC to communicate

Belief: believes the Hydro dragon, Tsaritsa, Egeria and Focalors, has christian-like practices on their day-to-day life

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Name: Lyney

Gender: transmasc demiboy (he/they)

Pictures of Character:

Appearance: ehtnically french, pale, brown eyes, thin, blonde hair

Age: 16

Sexuality: gay

Personality: learns easily, friendly, joyful, very proud, protective

Area of greatest ability: magic, presenting himself

Kins: shiny things, dark red, dark pink, cats, cards, masks

Family: Lynette (biological twin sister) Freminet (adoptive little sibling) Cesar (found family dad)

Relationship status: single, has a crush on Aether

Friends: Charlie, Chiori, Furina, Neuvillette, Navia, Sigewinne

Disabilities: autistic, ADHD, PTSD, chronic pain, uses a cane.

Belief: was raised with both catholic-like beliefs towards Egeria, Focalors and the Hydro Dragon and orthodox-like beliefs towards Tsaritsa

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Name: Lynette

Gender: transfem demigirl (she/they)

Pictures of Character:

Appearance: ethnically french, pale, thin, blue eyes, blonde hair she usually keeps tied up

Age: 16

Sexuality: lesbian

Personality: reclusive, weird, calm, protective, know how to not be noticed

Area of greatest ability: magic

Kins: cats, light blue, steel, candy

Family: Lyney (biological twin brother) Freminet (adoptive little sibling) Cesar (found family dad)

Relationship status: single

Friends: Charlie, Navia, Furina, Sigewinne, Chiori

Disabilities: autistic, PTSD, schizoid personality disorder, below the knee amputation on both legs, wears prosthetics, sometimes may use a rollator or a walker

Belief: was raised with both catholic-like beliefs towards Egeria, the Hydro dragon and Focalors and orthodox-like beliefs towards Tsaritsa

It's gonna be such a funny mess when Donald Trump dies of a stroke on April 1st, 2024.

Naturally everybody will think it's fake because of the date only to lose their minds (both positively and negatively based on their opinion of trump) when realizing it's real

There will be massive celebrations in the streets and on social media and lots of predictable "don't speak ill of the dead" discourse about those celebrations

Weird evangelicals will pull some weird number trick talking about how Jesus was conceived on April 1st and that makes Trump a sort of messiah and people will make fun of that

The Republicans (after they're done with the faux-sadness and faux-outrage) will stomp over each other to be his successor but none of them will succeed. They'll tear each other apart and have no single nominee for the November elections.

There will be discourse about if Biden and the living former presidents should go to his funeral (they won't, he was a traitor insurrectionist)

The Ukraine-Russia War immediately goes in favor of Ukraine as morale in the Kremlin is reduced. China similarly backs off from its threats on Taiwan.

Ten thousand new memes are made, some sticking around for years to come.

Not a month later a bunch of unofficial biographies of Trump hit the bookshelves, many with new details about just how awful he was.

Genshin cringe headcanons part 16: other Fontaine characters

This post reclaims the term "cringe". If you use it as an insult or is triggered by it, please DNI

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quick disclaimer: here, in my headcanons, Furina and Focalors are a DID system, just saying so nobody will be confused

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Name: Furina

Gender: transmasc nonbinary, any pronouns

Pictures of Character:

Appearance: ethnically french, has albinism, small, dark circles, blue eyes, white and blue hair, heterochromia

Age: chronologically 500, physically and psychologically 19

Sexuality: bisexual

Personality: expresive, eccentric, protective, very soft inside, hides their insecurities

Area of greatest ability: theater, directing

Kins: cakes, tea, seashells, water, blue, music, sweets, squishy stuff, soft stuff, fluff stuff, plushies

Family: Neuvillette (found family dad) Sigewinne (found family little sister) Wriothesley (step father)

Relationship status: single

Friends: Venti, Hu Tao, Lyney, Lynette, Freminet, Navia, Clorinde, Nahida, Zhongli, Ei, Xiao, Miko

Disabilities: autistic, ADHD, NPD, bipolar disorder, BPD, DID, chronic pain, uses a cane

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Name: Focalors

Gender: cis woman, she/her

Pictures of Character:

Appearance: ethnically french, has albinism, tall, long white hair, blue eyes, thin

Age: chronologically 500, physically 49

Sexuality: straight

Personality: calm, blunt, playful, may not be aware of her actions’ consequences, has a lot of unstable relationships

Area of greatest ability: singing

Kins: none

Family: none

Relationship status: single

Friends: none

Disabilities: autistic, DID

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Name: Navia

Gender: cis woman, she/her

Pictures of Character:

Appearance: ethnically french, white, long blonde hair, blue eyes, scar on her right leg

Age: 29

Sexuality: lesbian

Personality: dedicated, sees things people usually don’t, friendly, extrovert, brave

Area of greatest ability: design

Kins: none, but has no problem with it

Family: Callas (biological dad) Melus, Silver (found family dads)

Relationship status: broke up with Clorinde after the incident with Callas, are now trying to do it again

Friends: Charlotte, Chiori, Furina, Neuvillette, Sigewinne, Childe

Disabilities: ADD, old leg injury that makes her limp, uses a crutch

Belief: does not really care about the gods

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Name: Sigewinne

Gender: demigirl, she/they/cute/fluff

Pictures of Character:

Appearance: ethnically french, chubby, has albinism, red eyes, white hair she keeps in two ponytails

Age: 8

Personality: kind, cute, may appear as scary to those who aren’t used to it, weird, has uncommon interests

Area of greatest ability: medicine

Kins: bunnies, bubbles, foam, sweets, lilac, light pink, light blue

Family: Wriothesley (adoptive dad) Neuvillette (step dad) Furina (found family big sibling)

Friends: Paimon, Nahida, Diona, Klee, Sayu, Qiqi, Yaoyao, Freminet, Lyney, Lynette, Clorinde

Disabilities: autistic

Belief: believes the Hydro Dragon and has christian-like practices towards it

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Name: Chiori

Gender: cis woman, she/they

Pictures of Character:

Appearance: ethnically japanese, black, brown eyes, small, black curly hair tied in one side

Age: 25

Sexuality: asexual lesbian

Personality: controlling, caring, just, direct, may take the most extreme option very quickly

Area of greatest ability: design, sewing

Kins: has no kins

Family: none

Relationship status: single

Friends: Chevreuse, Clorinde, Charlotte, Lyney, Lynette, Kirara, Furina, Ayaka, Navia

Disabilities: autistic, schizoid personality disorder

Belief: was raised in shinto-like traditions towards Beelzebub and Baal, is now agnostic

Not Karl..

Genshin cringe headcanons part 13: other Sumeru characters

This post reclaims the term "cringe". If you use it as an insult or is triggered by it, please DNI

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Name: Nahida/Kusanali/Buer

Gender: trans girl, she/fairy

Pictures of Character:

Appearance: ethnically persian-indian, chubby, brown skin, white hair light green on its ends she usually keeps tied up, black eyes

Age: chronologically 500, physically, psychologically and mentally 6 (has the personality and mannerisms of a 6 year old, but the wisdom of a god. Sometimes fairy sounds like she is one of these kids who go to Harvard at a very tender age)

Personality: reserved, kind, excentric, intelligent, likes taking care of people, communicates mostly through metaphors

Area of greatest ability: philosophy

Kins: does not has kin as she is the concepts itself she would kin, but supports others who do have

Family: Alhaitham, Kaveh (found family dads) Kuni (found family big brother) Faruzan (found family grandparent) Ei, Zhongli, Furina, Neuvillette, Venti (found family)

Friends: Dehya, Candace, Cyno, Nilou, Collei, Dori, Layla, Tighnari, Paimon, Diona, Klee, Qiqi, Yaoyao, Sayu, Sigewinne

Disabilities: autistic, arthritis

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Name: Candace

Gender: cis woman, she/her

Pictures of Character:

Appearance: ethnically egyptian, black, black hair dyed dark blue in box braids, one eye black and the other blue, defined muscles, scars

Age: 33

Sexuality: aroace

Personality: kind, calm, responsible, very caring for others, may go threatening in some situations

Area of greatest ability: Fighting

Kins: gold jewelry, sand, water

Family: none

Relationship status: single

Friends: Dehya, Nilou, Dunyarzad, Cyno, Alhaitham, Nahida

Disabilities: autistic

Belief: believes King Deshret and has kemetism-like practices

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Name: Nilou

Gender: cis woman, she/her

Pictures of Character:

Appearance: ethnically persian, black, black eyes, defined muscles, wears a hijab

Age: 24

Sexuality: asexual biromantic

Personality: kind, polite, may go feral when people are threatened, just, hates the Sages, sassy with close people even though she doesn’t seem to, a social butterfly

Area of greatest ability: dancing

Kins: fishes, nature, water, nail painting

Family: Nahida (found family)

Relationship status: dating Dunyarzad

Friends: Alhaitham, Candace, Collei, Cyno, Dehya, Kaveh, Layla

Disabilities: autistic

Belief: believes the Goddess of Flowers and Lesser Lord Kusanali, has muslim-like practices on her day-to-day life

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Name: Dehya

Gender: cis woman, she/her

Pictures of Character:

Appearance: ethnically egyptian, black, brown eyes, black curly long hair dyed blond on its ends, very muscled, has a lot of scars

Age: 28

Sexuality: lesbian

Personality: bold, explosive, determined, kind, likes helping others

Area of greatest ability: Fighting

Kins: red, make up, fire

Family: Kusayla (biological dad)

Relationship status: dating Dunyarzad

Friends: Candace, Nilou, Cyno, Alhaitham, Kaveh, Tighnari

Disabilities: Tourette’s, above the elbow amputation, wears a prosthetic

Belief: believes King Deshret and Lesser Lord Kusanali, does not cares much about religion, but was raised with kemetic-like practices