You...rescued Me...

You...rescued me...

Yeah well, fight or flight, am I right?

Moxiety but RUDER

Patton: Alright listen up you little shits.

Everyone else: ???!!!???

Patton: Except for you, Virgil. You’re an angel and we’re thrilled you’re here.

Virgil: * blushes furiously and confusedly *

~~~~~~~~~

Virgil: * points at Logan * Fuck you.

Virgil: * points at Roman * Fuck you!

Virgil: * points at Remus * FUCK you!

Virgil: * points at Patton * You’re cool.

Patton: : D ?

Virgil: * points at Deceit * And fuuuck you, I’m out.

Virgil: * ducks out once more *

How the Sides React to Patton Blowing Them a Kiss:

Logan: * catches it on pure reflex but then stares at it confusedly *

Virgil: * catches it and puts it on his cheek * Thanks Pat, I needed that.

Roman: * catches it, puts it on his hand, then blows one back * Same to you, fair Patton!

Deceit: * catches it then drops it to the floor * Yes, thank you.

Remus: * catches it and eats it * Thankies and samesies! * rips off his lips and throws them at him *

You are a genius. I just need you to know that.

Hold on, so if in Virgil’s room everyone gains eyeshadow, and in Deceit’s room, everyone theoretically gains scales, does that mean in Remus’ room everyone gains a moustache?????

So we all know that Remus is responsible for Roman’s weird “Naked Aunt Patty” comment BUT what if he was also responsible for Patton’s whole “Adultery” thing?

Sanders Sides as Tik Toks

* Patton walking into the Dark Sides part of the mindscape, before Virgil left them *

Patton: Heeeyyy, you having some boy time in here? Not on my watch! * laughs *

Patton: Get it it's like a watch- so it's like a time joke?

Patton: Anyway, your old man's gonna catch some shut eye. You boys don't have too much fun in here.

Deceit: Shut up, Patton. You're not even our real dad-

Virgil: * slaps him upside the head * Respect your father!

* Patton as a bartender *

Patton: What can I get for you buddy?

Virgil: Just the usual.

Patton: * slides over a note that reads "You're Loved & Valid" *

Virgil: * tears up *

* Virgil walking up to the Dark Sides table in high school *

Virgil: Hey man, is it cool if I sit here?

Remus: * using a stupid medieval accent * You may be granted asylum at our lunch table, BUT first you must contribute a pickle to the pickle pile.

Virgil: Yeah, I'm just gonna go-

* heads to the Light Sides table instead *

Remus: * throws foot on counter * Yeah, I jack off fully naked.

Remus: * sits on the counter * You don't like it???

Remus: * jumps off the counter and leans into his face * Go to another Starbucks.

Remy(Sleep): Gurl, this is like the fifth Starbucks I've been to today.  Can someone please just fucking give me a mocha latte. 

Patton: If you're ever sad, just put you're hand on your heart-

Remus: * groping his own chest * Feel that? That's a TITTY.

Deceit: Okay, I'm gonna be honest for a second-

Deceit: * is dead silent for over a minute *

Deceit: And don't you ever forget that~