Headcanon Time: Remus Is The Only Side Deceit Doesnt Do The Hand Over The Mouth Thingy Too. Not Because

Headcanon Time: Remus is the only side Deceit doesn’t do the hand over the mouth thingy too. Not because he particularly respects him or anything but because whenever he tried to the trash man would always make some terribly sexual comment about gagging.

Creativitwins as Tik Toks

Remus: People ask me why I even skate.

Remus: Do you even skate?

Remus: * takes a bite out of deodorant *

Remus: In this world you either get pissed off or you get pissed on so either get angry or get KINKY.

Remus: I do the stupid things. That's my place in the group.

Remus: * drinks an entire 2 liter of Pepsi *

* the Creativity Twins try to pull a prank on Patton *

Remus: * draws a spider on the wall *

Remus: Hey Patton, there's a spider behind you. 

Patton: * jumps and punches a whole straight through the wall *

Roman: * laughs * You got him!

* Remus, watching tentacle porn as a disgusted Roman walks in on him *

Remus: It's called hentai and it is ART!

* the Creativity Twins sharing a room * 

Roman: * slaps a sticky note with "Bitch" written on it onto Remus' face as he's sleeping *

Remus: * grabs it still in his sleep and eats it *

Roman: * whispers * I fucking hate you.

Roman: * trying on a silly wig for a play * 

Remus: I'm surprised it hasn't broken yet.

Remus: You know, the mirror.

Roman: Again? You've made that joke already- * leans in menacingly *

Roman: And it was funnier this time.

Remus: * laughs *

Remus: Hey bro, I got you a pizza. * sits pizza box on the counter *

Roman: Oh, thanks- * opens it up to see watermelon sliced up in the shape of pizza * Yo, wha-

* Remus is about to strip again in the middle of the living room *

Remus:  * singing * It's getting hot in here.

Deceit: So hot~

Remus: So take-

Roman: * interrupts * Take on me!

Virgil & Patton: Take on me!

Roman: Take me on- * raises sword to prepare for COMBAT *

Roman: I am mentally in pain all the time.

Roman: I also don't wanna talk about it.

Roman: So FUUUU-

* quickly looks it up * Oh my god YESSS.

How the Sides React to Patton Blowing Them a Kiss:

Logan: * catches it on pure reflex but then stares at it confusedly *

Virgil: * catches it and puts it on his cheek * Thanks Pat, I needed that.

Roman: * catches it, puts it on his hand, then blows one back * Same to you, fair Patton!

Deceit: * catches it then drops it to the floor * Yes, thank you.

Remus: * catches it and eats it * Thankies and samesies! * rips off his lips and throws them at him *

Virgil: * runs into the room * Give her back! 

Virgil: * gets his pet back from Remus and pets the spider lovingly * She doesn’t like being manhandled!

Patton: * crying in the corner in fear *

Roman: *screams at a spider*

Remus: *picks it up by the leg and dangles it in front of Roman’s face*

Roman: *screams and runs away*

Remus Angst Idea(s)

What if Remus is afraid of being left behind by the rest of the Dark Sides because he thinks that they all have redeemable qualities except for him?

Counter idea, what if Remus is afraid Thomas will end up tearing all of the other Dark Sides in half one day in order to keep their “good” parts and toss out the “bad” parts just like he did with him and Roman?

Welp, now I feel like the adds on this website are finally starting to take random jabs at me personally.