Okay But Imagine-

Okay but imagine-

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ypktDAYYebg

The Kevin Hart “My Mom Gave Me Permission to Cuss One Time” bit but with Deceit giving Remus permission to mess with Logan only for him to go overboard with it LMAO.

Roceit Greek Hero AU

Where Roman is a Greek hero(maybe a Demigod one maybe not) that is sent on a quest to kill the nearest Medusa, who is Deceit. Everyone thinks that Deceit is killing people by turning them into stone using his glare but actually it turns out that he’s just so good at sculpting that he makes all of his creations look hyper realistic. Roman, a known patron of the arts, decides to drop everything and sponsor(and probably also be his muse) instead.

Sanders Sides as Tik Toks

* Patton walking into the Dark Sides part of the mindscape, before Virgil left them *

Patton: Heeeyyy, you having some boy time in here? Not on my watch! * laughs *

Patton: Get it it's like a watch- so it's like a time joke?

Patton: Anyway, your old man's gonna catch some shut eye. You boys don't have too much fun in here.

Deceit: Shut up, Patton. You're not even our real dad-

Virgil: * slaps him upside the head * Respect your father!

* Patton as a bartender *

Patton: What can I get for you buddy?

Virgil: Just the usual.

Patton: * slides over a note that reads "You're Loved & Valid" *

Virgil: * tears up *

* Virgil walking up to the Dark Sides table in high school *

Virgil: Hey man, is it cool if I sit here?

Remus: * using a stupid medieval accent * You may be granted asylum at our lunch table, BUT first you must contribute a pickle to the pickle pile.

Virgil: Yeah, I'm just gonna go-

* heads to the Light Sides table instead *

Remus: * throws foot on counter * Yeah, I jack off fully naked.

Remus: * sits on the counter * You don't like it???

Remus: * jumps off the counter and leans into his face * Go to another Starbucks.

Remy(Sleep): Gurl, this is like the fifth Starbucks I've been to today.  Can someone please just fucking give me a mocha latte. 

Patton: If you're ever sad, just put you're hand on your heart-

Remus: * groping his own chest * Feel that? That's a TITTY.

Deceit: Okay, I'm gonna be honest for a second-

Deceit: * is dead silent for over a minute *

Deceit: And don't you ever forget that~

What if Deceit’s room is literally upside down and they have to walk on the ceiling? I know that’d be hard to pull off but...that’d be kinda cool???

Also Roman and Remus should totally share a room yesss.

Okay yea I know we're all hyped about the dark sides and remus and who the next new side will be but i wanna see Romans room! Logans room! Deceits room! Remus room! Will the creativitwins share a room? Would Logans room just look exactly like Thomas's current location because it would be logical or something? Would things be backwards, on the wrong side, would the sides switch places in Deceits room? So many possibilities!

Creativitwins as Tik Toks

Remus: People ask me why I even skate.

Remus: Do you even skate?

Remus: * takes a bite out of deodorant *

Remus: In this world you either get pissed off or you get pissed on so either get angry or get KINKY.

Remus: I do the stupid things. That's my place in the group.

Remus: * drinks an entire 2 liter of Pepsi *

* the Creativity Twins try to pull a prank on Patton *

Remus: * draws a spider on the wall *

Remus: Hey Patton, there's a spider behind you. 

Patton: * jumps and punches a whole straight through the wall *

Roman: * laughs * You got him!

* Remus, watching tentacle porn as a disgusted Roman walks in on him *

Remus: It's called hentai and it is ART!

* the Creativity Twins sharing a room * 

Roman: * slaps a sticky note with "Bitch" written on it onto Remus' face as he's sleeping *

Remus: * grabs it still in his sleep and eats it *

Roman: * whispers * I fucking hate you.

Roman: * trying on a silly wig for a play * 

Remus: I'm surprised it hasn't broken yet.

Remus: You know, the mirror.

Roman: Again? You've made that joke already- * leans in menacingly *

Roman: And it was funnier this time.

Remus: * laughs *

Remus: Hey bro, I got you a pizza. * sits pizza box on the counter *

Roman: Oh, thanks- * opens it up to see watermelon sliced up in the shape of pizza * Yo, wha-

* Remus is about to strip again in the middle of the living room *

Remus:  * singing * It's getting hot in here.

Deceit: So hot~

Remus: So take-

Roman: * interrupts * Take on me!

Virgil & Patton: Take on me!

Roman: Take me on- * raises sword to prepare for COMBAT *

Roman: I am mentally in pain all the time.

Roman: I also don't wanna talk about it.

Roman: So FUUUU-

Aren’t we friends?

I’m not so sure we are.