Heres The Closeted Furries Hey Man Can U Bum Me A Cig And The One Uncle Nobody Invites To The Family

here’s the closeted furries “hey man… can u bum me a cig” and “the one uncle nobody invites to the family reunion but SOMEONE keeps telling him where it is anyways”

if you want an idea of what john is like, imagine hau from pokemon sumo

ALSO the ppl who kept asking me for trans thomas art, HERE he’s trans in this au (; 

ft John:

One of my favorite thing I’ve learned about animals studies is that you should avoid using colorful leg bands when you’re banding birds because you can accidentally completely skew the data because female birds prefer males with colorful bands

Apparently if you put a red band on a male red wing blackbird his harem size can double

So like you can completely frick up the natural reproduction of a group of birds by giving a guy a bracelet so stylish that females CANNOT resist him

“But if you forget to reblog Madame Zeroni, you and your family will be cursed for always and eternity.”

reblog if your taller then BOTW Link

Yes I hate romance fuck you.

Me 10 seconds after joining a new fandom