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Just saw an ad for fucking Kellog's cornflakes wherein a shirtless blindfolded man tied to a bed is like "Wait.. are you... eating??" and it pans across the bed to reveal that his partner is, indeed, too distracted to have sex with him bc she is chowing down on corn flakes. Now I've been caught up in wondering whether:
a) John Harvey Kellog would despise this ad; the mere proximity of bondage-play to his brand name and beloved anti-porn flakes is unforgivable
b) John Harvey Kellog would enjoy this ad, because it shows a young woman forsaking the temptations of the flesh in favour of eating a wholesome and nourishing bowl of cornflakes
This is the /an/ post that keeps on giving.
ok but legitimately i think the reason why kids aren’t taking internet safety seriously is because the people who are telling us not to put our personal information out seem so out of touch. no one acknowledges the possibility of meeting very real teenaged friends online, they always say that everyone you meet is a 40 year old white man in disguise. because they aren’t acknowledging things we know are true, it becomes a lot easier to dismiss the rest of what they’re saying as well. internet safety lessons absolutely must keep up with the times and acknowledge the internet’s capacity for good if you want kids to take to heart warnings about its capacity for bad.
Hi, I need to stock up on narcolepsy medication and refill my monthly meds. Please help a disabled trans woman scientist keep working.
ID: @rickybabyboy laying on a sofa with a blank look while a hand is in front of him
Venmo: AGIEF
Paypal: agieocean@gmail.com
$0/$200 raised
In wake of the new "Into the Gimmickverse" project, I'm gonna need every gimmick blog to either reply or comment on this post so we can start making a cast list. Have resume's, gimmick and auditions at the ready. We'll be in touch.
Hey y’all my friend started a tumblr account, @bilittlesheetghost, go show them some love and get them used to tumblr’s chaos.
Ah yes, the 5 love languages:
touch starved
my parents never told me they are proud of me
i love Stuff
im so fucken tired please god just let me rest for 5 minutes
hey pay attention to me
When you finally find out about your ADHD.
doing one of these bc i need motivation
10 notes- text first
20 notes- eat enough at lunch
30 notes- work on my writing
50 notes- actually do my homework
75 notes- finish my art
100 notes- show someone my art
150 notes- learn to skateboard
200 notes- stand up to my parents
300 notes- come out to my friends
400 notes- ask for the netflix password
500 notes- get 10 hours of sleep
1000 notes- tell my friends my pronouns
1,000,000,000 notes- come out to my family
Listen, i know im aromantic. I know im asexual. I know i experience none of those forms of attraction. Im reminded of this on a daily basis.
But why are women in suits so gorgeous???
A young gay dragon being forced to explain to his dad why he’s only kidnapping princes
reblog this to pet the user you reblogged from please
It’s loser
Glass Cube
i do not consent to kink/nsfw interaction
>>:3333333
:3
pls rb if you think cuddling doesn't have to be s3xual
im tryna prove a point to my bf's mother help me out
‼️Flash warning
Reblog to show your blog is a safe space, or don't, no bad vibes your way if you don't wanna reblog <3
some people think writers are so eloquent and good with words, but the reality is that we can sit there with our fingers on the keyboard going, “what’s the word for non-sunlight lighting? Like, fake lighting?” and for ten minutes, all our brain will supply is “unofficial”, and we know that’s not the right word, but it’s the only word we can come up with…until finally it’s like our face got smashed into a brick wall and we remember the word we want is “artificial”.
LETS BRING BACK 1337 SPEAK
I’m proud to identify as morosexual. I’m attracted to dumbasses and dumbasses exclusively. A guy asked me what the Spanish word for tortilla was once and now I dream of kissing him under the moonlight
every once in a while i learn some wild new piece of information that explains years of behavior and reminds me that i will never truly understand everything about my ridiculous adhd brain
is this anything
Claim your title as “tumblr freeloader” (meaning you haven’t spent ANY kind of money on tumblr) here.
Nonstick broom