You Don't Know How Long I've Waited For This

You don't know how long I've waited for this 🙌🙂

You know, if I had to tell everyone what happened to me, it would be another book all together, and right now I have my hands full with books. I am so busy now that I have just been told to give up my dreams PhD work and just concentrate on writing books.

First things first: @tkwrtrilogy3 is back. First of all there will be a crash course on what the new people that showed up missed. That begins tomorrow the writing begins October 7 as you can see by the lovely illustration above.

So much to do and so much time to do it. Considering this book is a trilogy, and it has an extra three books attached to it, I’ll probably be writing this one until I’m 70. I just turned 50 so that tells you a lot. OK, so I write fast. Maybe 65. Be grateful. Oh. It is already twice as long than the entire first season of Rings of Power (probably longer).

Next: The New King in Town @lesecretdelamaisondubourbon So, you probably missed it. Not only am I Thranduil, I am also Louis XIV currently. I will be his Daddy, too.

You don’t wanna know. Well maybe you do. Let’s just say I have extensively covered his love life and survey says: 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

If you were ever on my Instagram, you would know there’s a new lady in town for His Majesty Louis XIV. and none of you know who she is because she’s new to a degree. Anyway, let’s just say they had fun (and will continue to have fun. However, if you are reading the book on Tumblr, Louis is still a baby. I had to jump ahead for theme reason on Instagram and I’m afraid if you go over there you’ll want him to grow faster. I would also like to tell everybody that his brother Philippe he has a story to tell.

 Oh, does Monsieur have a story to tell. That belongs to my co-author, @fortunatelyclevercandy. As they say, true friendship never expires. Don’t worry you’ll like it I’ve already read some of the story and it’s: 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

Oh, right. The Secret of the House of Bourbon is also a trilogy. I write trilogies. Why? Because I’d like to write. A lot. I also read as much as I write. And sometimes in French. HOB (as we call it) covers 196 years of the House of Bourbon. I wanted to start with Louis XIII, but my co-author loves her some Philippe, so to stay consistent, I headed over to Louis XIV. That was probably the absolute best decision I ever made in my life and I suck at making decisions. I really suck at making decisions. I try my best not to make any of them. So, like I always do, I ended up beginning a story in the middle. I am in Book III and it is all about Louis XIV. Yes, there are women. More than you can imagine but not as many as his grandfather Henri IV. There is no one earth who can have that many women except for his grandfather Henri IV. Oh, and by the way, this is not fanfiction based on anything like a television show perhaps. This is all about the history and the history is wilder than the television show. How wild? Let’s just say somebody made me go through 500 pictures of one poem before they decided OK, this doesn’t have to be a PG-13 novel. 😑 I mean it doesn’t have to be like Tolkien. We are grownups. I think we’re grown ups. Well, she might be more than I am. But we’re definitely grownups. So anyway this is a grown-up book about grown-ups just happened to start as children before they become grown-ups. In 17th-century France. Yeah. Did you know Louis was born with two teeth? 🦷

We are adults. Fun fact: My birthday is September 4. The day before Louis XIV. Ain’t that a kick in the head?

So, I guess this is it. I guess I am coming back. It’ll take a while to get used to being back after such a Trumatic experience I went through, but I’m happy to be back to doing what I love. Writing. Oh, one more thing:

Hee hee 😛 So, I guess we’re back. 😉 For me, there’s no place like the throne.

I hate what this fucking director made with my Daemon meow meow 🤬🤬😠😠

Queen Míriel and her (not so) beloved daughter-in-law

OK. That's my best idea. I can explain the "Princess of Lindon" in the picture of Thranduil's mother. My headcanon is that she is Gil-Galad's sister and that they (Gil-galad and Míriel) had a Sindarin mother, that's why she has white hair (but their father is Fingon). Anyway... This image is just part of a future fanfic project of mine, anyway, I only decided to post it here because I don't have anyone to put up with my outbreaks 🙃

The Midle Eart

Eä is the name of the Universe, while arda, (meaning the Realm, coming from Primitive Elvish gardā, adapted from valarin Aþāraphelūn) is, at first, the name used to designate the Solar System, but it can also be used specifically as a name for the Planet Earth. According to Tolkien's mythology, Arda was created through the composition of a magnificent song, Ainulindalë, when Ilúvatar asked the Ainur, a species of angels, to create together a grandiose melody, with the inspiration of the Imperishable Flame.[1] It was always the target of Melkor's covetousness, whose objective was to rule it. However, Manwë was appointed to be lord of the kingdom of Arda. He called to himself many superior and inferior spirits, who descended to the fields of Arda and helped in the realization of the project envisioned in the Great Music, preparing Arda for the arrival of the Children of Ilúvatar.

Although 'Middle-earth' strictly refers to a specific continent (called Endor in Elvish Quenya and Ennor in Sindarin, both designating "middle land"), representing what we know as Eurasia and Africa, the term is often used to mean the entire 'land' (correctly called Arda), or even the entire universe in which the tales take place.

If the map of Middle-earth is projected onto our real Earth (an imperfect approximation, at best), and some of the more obvious climatological, botanical, and zoological similarities line up, the Shire (County) of the Hobbits would be in the temperate England, Gondor in the Mediterranean Italy and Greece, Mordor in the arid Turkey and Middle East, the South of Gondor in the deserts of North Africa, Rhovanion in the forests of Eastern Europe and in the steppes of Russia Iceland, Foral and Southern Bay in the fjords of Norway.

According to Tolkien, the Shire is supposed to be located approximately in the area of ​​central England (specifically Warwickshire), while Minas Tirith in Gondor is comparable to Venice, and Pelargir to Byzantium (Constantinople).

The Hobbit and The Lord of the Rings are presented as the achievements of Bilbo, Frodo and other Hobbits, and are intended to be a translation of the Red Book of Westmarch. Like Shakespeare's King Lear or Robert E. Howard's Conan the Barbarian, the tales occupy a historical location that could not have really existed. The dates for the length of the year and the phases of the moon, along with descriptions of constellations, firmly establish the world as being Earth, no more than a few thousand years ago.

Tolkien wrote extensively on linguistics, mythology and earth history, which formed the backbone for his stories. Most of his books, with the exception of The Hobbit and The Lord of the Rings, were edited and published posthumously by his son Christopher.

Notable among them is The Silmarillion, which describes a larger cosmology that includes Middle-earth as well as Valinor, Númenor, and other lands. Also notable are Unfinished Tales and the multiple volumes of The History of Middle Earth, which include incomplete histories and essays as well as detailing the development of Tolkien's writings from early drafts to the last works in his life.

She looks like a renacentist paint 😲😍

Cate Blanchett as Elizabeth I

(1998)