I Feel Compelled To Repost Lol

I feel compelled to repost lol 👌😂

Oropher from the ground, yelling : WHAT'S YOUR NAME?!

Gil Galad, on the tower, Yelled back : WHAT?!

Oropher : WHAT IS YOUR NAME?

Gil Galad : GIL GALAD?!

Oropher : FUCK YOU GIL GALAD!

Gil Galad : WHAT'S YOUR NAME?!

Oropher : OROPHER

Gil Galad : FUCK YOU OROPHER!

Oropher : FUCK YOU!

Gil Galad : FUCK YOU!

Oropher : HEY YOU KNOW WHAT I DID LAST NIGHT?!

Gil Galad : YOU BETTER NOT BRING MY MOTHER INTO THIS!

Oropher : YOU KNOW WHAT I DID?!

Gil Galad : YOU BETTER NOT!

Oropher : I BUILT THAT FIRE OVER THERE

Gil Galad : OhH

Oropher : AND I FUCKED YOUR MOTHER NEXT TO IT!

Gil Galad : FUCK YOU OROPHER!

Oropher : FUCK YOU

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Elrond from the other room, worried : should we stop them?

Galadriel, sips her wine : naah it's alright

Celeborn : this getting more interesting

She looks like a renacentist paint 😲😍

Cate Blanchett as Elizabeth I

(1998)

Queen Míriel of Greenwood

Queen Míriel exuded an aura of pride and stubbornness, her every word tinged with a hint of petulance. Though she could charm with her grace, her temper flared at the slightest provocation, and she harbored grudges with a tenacity unmatched. As an exemplary and graceful queen, she demanded respect and offered none in return to those who dared to insult her. Her devotion to her only son, Prince Thranduil, knew no bounds. Míriel personally oversaw every aspect of his upbringing, fiercely protective of him against any perceived threat. Yet, beneath her overprotective facade lay a deep-seated resentment towards her daughter-in-law, Crown Princess Elindwen. Míriel's disdain for Elindwen was no secret, fueled by a fear of being overshadowed and replaced by a woman so vastly different in temperament, yet adored by many. In her role as a wife, Míriel displayed obedience tempered with unwavering determination. Her relationship with Oropher was a testament to their love, his endearment for her, "Wild Flower," a reminder of her untamed spirit. With but a snap of her fingers, she could command Oropher's attention, her will his utmost priority. Physically, Míriel was a vision of elegance, her long white (or some say golden) hair cascading around her high-backed nose and hourglass figure. Though some may have despised her, none could deny the power and presence she commanded as the queen consort of the realm.

(I'll post Oropher's tomorrow 🙃)

Facts. It's sad. But is facts

Viserys does not consider his kids by Alicent as his “actual family”. They’re not Daemon, who has been by his side his entire life and is all that’s left of his parents. They’re not Rhaenyra, who is all he has left of Aemma and who represents a way to assuage his guilt over his role in her death.

Aegon, Helaena, Aemond and Daeron are spares in case of something happening to Rhaenyra. And once Rhaenyra has her own kids? Well, they aren’t even needed for that anymore and honestly I think that’s what caused Viserys to stop treating them like his kids. Aegon got a bit of affection at the beginning (probably because Viserys had wanted a son for so long), but once Jace and Luce came along that affection disappeared. His “only child” has had her own sons, why would he need his own anymore? They aren’t inheriting anything, Helaena may have had some interest to him because she could have married Jace but that never happened. And after Driftmark? Where he threatened a severely injured Aemond because of some insults, yelled at Aegon is front of everyone and then completely brushed off their mother? They would probably be scared to say anything in case he took offense and cut off their tongues, like he said he would.

The symbolism of Viserys rotten side facing the Greens and the better side facing the Blacks can be debated and interpreted as people see fit, but I reckon it doesn’t just symbolise whose in the right and whose in the wrong, but each groups relationship with Viserys. Viserys is not these kids father. He could have been but he chose instead to be their King, essentially telling them that they are not truly his family.

The sassiest bitch-king ever 😘🤞

Gil Galad : hei Siri, can you help me find a girlfriend?

Siri : starting route to nearest therapist

Gil Galad : whoaaa... Why???

Siri : to get you a reality check.

Gil Galad : a reality check for what?

Siri : I have concluded that it'ld be impossible for you to obtain a girlfriend

Gil Galad :....

Siri : it is because you are ugly.

Gil Galad : ...

Siri : so ugly the whole world faked the pandemic just to get you to put on a mask

Gil Galad : ...

Siri : you are so ugly, when your dad dropped you off to orphanage they arrested him for litering

Gil Galad :....

Siri : you are so ugly, the gouverment moved halloween to your birthday

Gil Galad : ...

Siri : you are so ugly, you are the reason they turn off the light at the movie theater

Gil Galad : ...

Siri : you are so ugly, even hello kitty said goodbye to you

Gil Galad :...

Siri : you are so ugly, when you go to the zoo they have to shut it down because they think there is gorilla on the loose

Gil Galad : ....

Gil Galad, smashed the phone on the wall : *internal screaming*

Oropher, the one who setting Gil Galad's iphone : hehehehehehe

Thank you Tolkien! thank you for making us experience the sensational feeling of living in Middle Earth. Thank you for making me fall in love with Thranduil and so many other characters. Thank you for every moment I cried reading Boromir's death. Thank you for making me want to have a romance like Arwen and Aragorn or Beren and Lúthien. Thank you for writing the best fantasy book in the universe. I love you for it!