So, The Doctor Married River, Making The Doctor Amys Son-in-law. Basic Info. We All Know This.

So, the Doctor married River, making the Doctor Amy’s son-in-law. Basic info. We all know this.

In Power of Three, it was said that Amy married King Henry VIII. Since the Doctor married Queen Elizabeth I in Day of the Doctor, and Elizabeth I is the daughter of Henry VIII, that would make the Doctor Amy’s son-in-law again. I’m sure you’ve seen this in various other posts and whatnot.

Fun additional fact: The Doctor and River both married Cleopatra, making the Doctor Amy’s daughter-in-law’s husband (very technically, this makes the Doctor Amy’s son-in-law a third time).

I raise you one more: The Doctor accidentally married Marilyn Monroe in A Christmas Carol. In the short story A Hundred Worlds From A Civil War (regarded as canon by TARDIS Wiki so we’re rolling with it), Marilyn Monroe married King Henry VIII. So that would mean that the Doctor is Amy’s husband’s wife’s husband.

RDJ and Stan Lee are legendary people who the world will never, ever be able to replace.

Robert Downey Jr on one of his last moments with Stan Lee (2019)

Matt Smith and Karen Gillan burst onto our screens 10 years ago today!

Here’s a throwback to the first preview we had of the Eleventh Doctor and Amy Pond in action!

A Is Not For Ally - An Asexual High School Movie

Okay so I had this idea at midnight last night so bear with me. 

The story is your typical teen movie, where the main character is a small town girl moving to a new school. At the new school, our character develops a “crush” on the handsome quarterback (except plot twist it was just her choosing a crush the way a lot of aspec people do before they realize they’re aspec)

The girl starts as the bullied new girl (because we have to trick the straights into watching this thing). Until one day she hears an announcement about the GSA meeting. Now, in her old small town school, they had a GSA, except GSA stood for Gardening Students Association, not Gender and Sexuality Alliance. So she goes to the GSA meeting and is shocked to see that it’s not what she expected, but her new friend character is there and insists that she stay.

The GSA teacher introduces himself and starts giving an overview of various flags and identities. The girl doesn’t pay attention for most of the time, but at one point, the teacher mentions being asexual and aromantic and her interest is caught. Other GSA kids tell him to move on because the aspec identities are “niche” and the girl is left wondering.

She goes home and we see her googling and reading forums and watching videos and all the other things us LGBTQ+ often do when we start to question. Eventually, weeks later, she gets the courage to tell her one friend that she’s aroace, but they don’t believe her. They say the thing that all us aspec people hate, “you just need to date someone.”

The friend insists on setting the main character up with quarterback dude, the previously stated chosen “crush” of the main character. He keeps avoiding her until one night at a party the two are forced into a “seven minutes in heaven” situation. When they get shoved in the closet the girl immediately comes out to him as aroace and says she doesn’t want to be with him.

The quarterback dude is relieved and says that he actually doesn’t like her in that way either. He comes out to her as being gay, but he says he can’t tell anyone because it would ruin his reputation. The two of them decide to pretend to date to keep their friends off their backs.

They pretend to date and basically this gives quarterback boy an excuse to go to GSA meetings because he’s “supporting his girlfriend.” Eventually dance time comes up and everyone expects the two to win King and Queen (idk how that works but you know the trope right).

When they do win, and are standing up there, the girl decides it’s not worth it to keep hiding. Even though she’s popular now, she’s not happy. So she does the tall girl thing and steals the microphone to come out about being aroace and talks about how her friend insisted she was confused but she knows that she wasn’t. Some girl in the crowd yells out, “does that mean I can date quarterback boy?”

He takes the microphone from main character girl and says “actually no, I’m gay” and everyone laughs until they realize he’s serious. 

The movie ends with one of those bits of narration from the main character, where she talks about how in the end, image and reputation are great, but being yourself is what truly matters.  

This has been my idea for a cheesy teen movie that also gives us LGBTQ+ rep. thank you for reading

Stereotypes that people have for themselves, while still sometimes harmful, are always so much funnier than the stereotypes that outsiders have for them.

Like outsiders are like “Asexual people are prudes and will yell at you for having sex!” and actual asexual people are like “All ace people want a dragon.”

Outsiders are like “Californians all surf and say dude a lot.” and actual Californians are like “If There Is Not A Taco Shop Within Five Miles Of Me At All Times I Will Literally Die.”

How to properly pet animals by Adam Ellis