RANT INCOMING

⚠️ RANT INCOMING ⚠️

No one can convince me that Taylor and Joe have broken up.

I refuse to belive the rumors. It's April Fools a week late , that's what it is.

I mean she's literally on tour right now. Even if she's good in hiding her emotions, her body language would've exposed her...

And to those who say that they had broken up weeks ago, Joe was there in bts of the tour..

you dont think its a little sus that joe was spotted on a pap walk today? the man that we know as being super private was seen on a pap walk????? why does this make me feel like something is up????

Omg I didn't knew that,

Certainly, it's out of normal

But ig once in a while, maybe?? Also you might fancy a lil change in your lifestyle now or then ..so yeah..something might be up....something might not be up

Anyway, I wish them both happiness 😊

hang on I’m trying to see something

don’t tell me the name of your pet, just tell me in the tags the name you call them that’s got nothing to do with their actual name

ARE U TELLING ME THAT THIS WAS IN THE ORIGINAL SCRIPTTTTTT

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WHY MOFFAT WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYY😭😭

If I were writing Sherlock, I’d have given the plane scene a hug, dammit.

People on here are always like, “I don’t know why modern adaptations always make Sherlock Holmes an asshole. He is extremely polite and nice to everyone.” 

Meanwhile you turn to the second page of any Sherlock Holmes short story, and he’s going on like, “Watson, thank you for making it! You know you’re the only one I can trust I appreciate you so much <3. We’re going to go assist our bestie, Lestrade, because he’s so dumb he not only wouldn’t figure out my insights on his own - he wouldn’t even understand them if I didn’t have you there to translate. Man, he’s so out of it, I bet he wouldn’t even have deduced which side of you was facing the light while shaving, which is so totally obvious, because you look like a depressed slob who doesn’t own a mirror on one side but not the other. He’d hang an innocent man. Go, team!”

Now if you want to argue that’s he not an asshole for that; he’s just a little too honest and his filter is a little wonky and it’s probably a touch of autism, that’s fair. But this man is, like, northeast nice at best. He’s New Jersey nice. Helps you shovel your car out of the snow and lectures you while doing it nice. 

Lol it did work

Twice even

ha?

every single person who reblogs this

every

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