Abled Person: Hey Man, Can You Hold This Wad Of $2,000 And This One Penny For Me While I Open My Wallet?

Abled Person: Hey man, can you hold this wad of $2,000 and this one penny for me while I open my wallet?

Disabled Person: YOU COMPLETE AND UTTER FOOL!

The United States Government:

(Watch how many people don’t get this.)

Guys I'm so excited for Kyborg week, and I keep going on to my friends about it. But I am briming with ideas and just hope I can get it all out on time ((: I have not written anything of any value for probably a couple years but I'm so into the tftsd fandom that I can't not take part.

I was talking with some friends today about hats, and one of them said that in a human au gum gum would wear a bucket hat, so take some gum gum in a bucket hat doodles

Y‘all I‘ve combined my Wof obsession and my tftsd obsession into one mega obsession

Basically, Tales from the stinky dragon characters as wings of fire tribes.

Kyborg is a Leafwing (Leafwing massacre, Everwinter massacre, secluded woods life, etc;) Only had his forearm chopped off for art reasons (I‘m lazy). Arm is made out of wood and he uses leafspeak to control it.

Mudd is a Mudwing (very original I know) Added little tuffs of fur because yes. It’s also really hard to give dragons bags and stuff because of wings.

Gumgum is a Mud-Seawing. Trying to figure out how the magic thing works (maybe his animus magic is very weak or sm) Believes his father is a Great SeaWing animus. (Debating making him distantly royal because of the Dia thing).

Bart is a Sand-Hivewing (you have no idea how hard he was to draw) His Hivewing-ness (or whatever it’s called) represents his draconian side. (The Breath of the Quatering replaced with the Hivewing toxins or sm)

Anyway these were fun to draw and I was thinking about it all day at school so take my shit art

Happy kyborg Week!!!

To start it off, since I don’t have any stuff to post yet, I’m just going to share some of my headcannons 

• since he never really had time to experiment with his appearance or clothes as a kid, he wouldn’t really know what to wear when he was done adventuring, so he would go on shopping trips with Bart of brink to try to find his style and eventually settle into the shorts or cargo pants/jeans, t shirts, boots and maybe a cloak when it got to cold.

• he would definitely love the cold and call anyone who couldn’t handle the cold weak, and try to show how much he loved the cold, by wearing t shirts and shorts whenever he went somewhere particularly cold, but after a bit of time living in Bolduray, he would start to get cold more easily but he would still refuse to show it

•he would be the least picky eater ever and just eat anything that was given to him no matter what it was

• he would get closer to Fred after the adventures were over, and when Fred died he would get ferrets because he seems like a ferret guy

•he would be really helpless about having pets in the beginning though, and whenever his pets made any noise of sadness(like a hunger whine or whatever foxes and badgers do) then he would just go “what do you want” either really loudly or kind of sadly

•he would eventually get the hang of it though, and he would let his ferrets ride around on him and maybe even build them things to move around/climb on

• he also feels like he could be dyslexic and I don’t know why

• he would still love reading though, and he would also like when people read out loud, and sometimes on their adventures, Bart would tell stories to him and Gum Gum about his travels or just things he made up, and Mudd would sometimes tell stories but he would also just knit happily

•he would also really like fire and think it’s really cool but also be really scared of it

• he would be the most obvious person ever but only about things that involved him, like someone could be flirting with him, and it could be so obvious that that person was flirting that a 5 year old could realize it, and he would just think the person was being friendly but if someone subtlety tried to flirt with Mudd, he would make fun of him for the rest of the day

Day one of Kyborg week - I'm going to do a backfill/overconfident

@stinky-dragon-character-week