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Part 2 of my other thing, but I think that he would love gardening but hate pulling weeds even though he’s not that good at nature originally I think that would be something he trys to learn more about and he would definitely have a garden just to give him more control over his life and what he ate because I think him controlling as much of his life would be really important.
Ok but imagine baby Mudd talking to Shaman Seus about how when he grows up he was going to be a great adventurer with cool friends who goes to save the world and shaman sues and her telling him about these other great adventures the infinites and all their adventures and baby Mudd saying he wants to be just like them. And then teenage Mudd wishing he could leave his life and go and adventure with the cool people that shaman Seuss told him about. And then when he ran away he started to forget everything Seuss had told him about the infinites but when he heard about the infinites he couldn’t quite remember why he wanted to join them but he just did.
Bart raised Gum Gum right
Happy kyborg Week!!!
To start it off, since I don’t have any stuff to post yet, I’m just going to share some of my headcannons 
• since he never really had time to experiment with his appearance or clothes as a kid, he wouldn’t really know what to wear when he was done adventuring, so he would go on shopping trips with Bart of brink to try to find his style and eventually settle into the shorts or cargo pants/jeans, t shirts, boots and maybe a cloak when it got to cold.
• he would definitely love the cold and call anyone who couldn’t handle the cold weak, and try to show how much he loved the cold, by wearing t shirts and shorts whenever he went somewhere particularly cold, but after a bit of time living in Bolduray, he would start to get cold more easily but he would still refuse to show it
•he would be the least picky eater ever and just eat anything that was given to him no matter what it was
• he would get closer to Fred after the adventures were over, and when Fred died he would get ferrets because he seems like a ferret guy
•he would be really helpless about having pets in the beginning though, and whenever his pets made any noise of sadness(like a hunger whine or whatever foxes and badgers do) then he would just go “what do you want” either really loudly or kind of sadly
•he would eventually get the hang of it though, and he would let his ferrets ride around on him and maybe even build them things to move around/climb on
• he also feels like he could be dyslexic and I don’t know why
• he would still love reading though, and he would also like when people read out loud, and sometimes on their adventures, Bart would tell stories to him and Gum Gum about his travels or just things he made up, and Mudd would sometimes tell stories but he would also just knit happily
•he would also really like fire and think it’s really cool but also be really scared of it
• he would be the most obvious person ever but only about things that involved him, like someone could be flirting with him, and it could be so obvious that that person was flirting that a 5 year old could realize it, and he would just think the person was being friendly but if someone subtlety tried to flirt with Mudd, he would make fun of him for the rest of the day
Kyborg could totally be “all I can hear is screams” from epic the musical
These are frames from an attempt at a video, I’m not sure how much I like it so I might just try to take photos of them for a bit, but we’ll see.
When dose a man become a monster but it’s kyborg killing the hamster
This is such a good idea!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Day 2 : Intense Training/Sparring with friends
I didn't have the energy to write a whole thing about this so I drew it (with my meagre art talent - I'm aware its poor at best XD )
I wanted something really angsty but I didn't have enough time or energy to plan it properly.
Discription and an extra scene below (sparring with friends)!
What's happening here? :
1 - Bart hears grunting and what sounds like speach, coming from Kyborg's room. It sounds like he's training, but he's talking to himself as well.
2 - Inside, Kyborg has discarded his quiver after some target practice, and is now doing pull-ups on his bar. His hair is tied back into a ponytail, with two plaits running from his temples all the way through the ponytail (I told you, his hair gets in everything I do, its the law)
3 - Bart and Gum Gum have come to check on Kyborg. They push his door open to find him doing one-armed push ups, with his prosthetic arm to the side.
After this :
Bart, Gum Gum, Kyborg and Mudd all have a discussion about how training is very good but pushing yourself too much isn't.
B : you can always train with us y'know
K : I know, I just like to do it alone sometimes.
M : just don't push yourself too much, we still need you fully functioning mate,
GG : we can all do it together
K : you got it buddy,
A bit later Mudd and Kyborg are sat outside looking at the stars. Mudd is listening to the animals and Kyborg is absent-mindedly plaiting a small section of his hair.
M : *staring into the distance* you don't have to be training to have a moment alone.
K : I know...
M : we've all been through stuff, we get it.
K : Yeah, thanks.
M : you wanna go for a round around the ring tommrorow?
K : sure, just be ready to be absolutely throttled. You're facing Kyde- Kyborg the MIGHTY!
Mudd smiles a small smile as Kyborg jumps up and waves goodbye to him. Maybe he would get through one day.
So I may or may not write this at a later date, I kinda want to, but not rn. For now enjoy my shoddy art piece and half-thought out infinight dialogue! You're welcome ((:
This is my idea for what a interns trauma candy salad might looks like
Bart: “hi I’m Bart and I raised a kid when I was 8 because neither of us had parents and I brought the bowl”
Mudd: “Hi I’m mudd and my memory got wiped by a bunch of rocks and I’m bringing the dirt”
Gum Gum “Hi, im gum gum and my mom is a god and I’m bringing the gum”
Kyborg “hi I’m kyborg and my entire village got murdured and my arm got chopped off by quadron and I brought the sour patch kids”
Bart “hi I’m Bart again and my parents got taken by a shadow queen and I brought the skittles”
Mudd “hi I’m mudd and my mentor tried to kill me and my dad and I brought more dirt”
Gum gum “hi I’m gum gum and one time I ate a worm and it was really wriggly and scary and I brought the skittles”
Kyborg “hi I’m kyborg and I spent 30 years in a forest without any other people mourning my family and i brought the gummy worms”
Gum gum : “ WORMS?!”
Kyborg “yeah???”
Bart “didn’t you know gum gum is afraid of worms?”
Kyborg “no?”
Gum gum “ BART HELP THE WORMS ARE COMING TO ATTACK ME” * starts running around and swinging his axe*
Bart “Don’t worry they’re just candy, see” *eats a gummy worm*
“ NOW THEY’RE GOINF TO KILL BOTH OF US!!!MUDD YOU KNOW ANIMALS, HELP!!!!”
Bart “don’t worry buddy, I’m fine”
Mudd *eats a gummy worm and then turns into a worm*
Gum gum “ OH MY GOODNESS MUDD HAS BEEN TURNED INTO ONE OF THEM”
Kyborg *stunned*
This is my attempt at a brinkborg wedding cake that just tuned into a mini cake and some cupcakes with my ideas for the wedding under this
Bart would be the officiant/wedding planner/musician
Dr.Ahem/ maybe Bart or mudd would walk kyborg down the use
Gum Gum would be the flower person and gumbo would help out
Fred and Hannibal would be the ring bearers (
Mudd would be kyborgs best man
Pearlite would be Brinks best man
Sleique would have been really sad he wasn’t the best man and spectril would have to convince him he was still wanted. kyborg would have tried to give him a fake date but everyone else would have felt bad and he would have eventually came and helped Bart with the music and kyborg would have pretended it was bad music but he would actually love it.
(To be possibly continued)
Ok, I know that people ( @pirateshippotato ) have said that kyborg could be Odysseus, and he totally is, but Chip could totally also be Ody, just because of how much he loves his wife. Like, look me in the eyes and tell me that Chip wouldn’t sing about how much he misses his wife and how he would do anything to see her again, even if that meant becoming the monster. You can’t, because that’s the most Chip thing ever.
Thinking about how mudd would definitely have that overwhelming feeling of guilt whenever he did anything wrong and he would constantly feel guilty for the most insignificant thing ever
Imagine the interns trying to wear each others clothes eccept they’re all have at least a foot in between each of them.
• Bart would try to wear Kyborgs shirts and they’d be like a short dress on him, but he would probably think it was funny and he would also try to wear the quiver because kyborg wears it so much it’s praticaly part of his outfit, and that would also be kind of big on him and be kind of awkward on him.
• Kyborg would try on Gum Gums wizard clothes and they would probably just fit him pretty well, since they’re kind of short on Gum Gum, but the sleeves would probably be a bit big and he’d slap people with the extra sleeve room. He would also try on the hat to complete the outfit and it would probably be a bit big on him and just make his head look really small.
• Gum Gum would really want to wear Barts clothes, but be really disappointed when he couldn’t, and probably just wear Mudds clothes, wich would be a bit big on him but more like a small person wearing a large hoodie, and he might trip on the pants, and he would probably pretend to be Mudd for a bit and kyborg would think it’s really funny.
• Mudd wouldn’t really be able to wear anyone’s clothes since they were all atleast a foot shorter than him, but he would probably try Gum Gums hat and robes after kyborg was done and the robe would probably just fit like a shirt and he would get kind of bored and ask for his clothes back.
started listening to tftsd… gumgum my friend gumgum
Started listening to Tales from the stinky dragon recently and I rushed a little sketch for Bart!!! I just think he's very silly and i love it
okay now i’m a d&d fanatic. I have to show the world this podcast. I present to thee, Mudd Bramblecrack and his badger, Gumbo from Tales from the Stinky Dragon