Mcytblr, In Several Essays: Its Not Just Wrong, But Ridiculous To Assume People Who Write/headcanon/talk

Mcytblr, in several essays: it’s not just wrong, but ridiculous to assume people who write/headcanon/talk about Minecraft youtubers are somehow referring to the creators themselves and that you can’t separate them from the characters/personas they play

Joey Graceffa, in a single tweet:

HE IS NOT A BARBIE GIRL NOR IS HE IN A BARBIE WORLD

SPOILERS for Sausage's latest video below!

Ok so I was COMPLETELY wrong about who the antagonists were in Sausages story BUT I have a new crack theory. I think that Sausage is the son of the tyrant king from his old kingdom because he mentioned not knowing his father, his mum died mysteriously in the castle and Eddy put a big emphasis on his safety/woudn't let him run into danger even when he and Bubbles did.

Not sure if this is gunna be a Star Wars situation where the king will want Sausage to join him or he just wants him dead but I am excited to see what happens next in his story!

I'm on an Empires Hermes brainrot, so here's some of my headcanons on the relationships of the the other Emperors have with the Child of Thunder. (they/them/their for Hermes)

Gem

Gem isn't too fond of children, but she is smitten with this one

Hermes loves her wings and is careful when she allows to touch them.

When she has the time, she'll regale them with stories of wonder, light and kingdoms of faraway lands and times as she flutters around with a faint glow.

They call her their Fairy Godmother due to this.

fWhip

He is endearingly called "Scrunkle fWhip", like how Mabel and Dipper call Stan their "Grunkle"

Of course our good ol' uncle scrunkle is smitten with the child as well.

He built them once an incredibly elaborate and fun rollercoaster which Hermes thoroughly enjoyed.

Hermes loves Snort.

Lizzie

Lizzie is sort of a... strange aunt figure to dear Hermes.

She drops by, tells them how cod and salmon are dangerous, and leaves all cat burglar-like.

For their birthday, she gives them some yarn. Which Hermes, the dear, bless them, graciously accepts.

On her part, because she knows it's a troll of a gift, she amasses enough willpower to use the yarn and not play with it and turn it into a nice cat sweater. (with some help from Katherine)

Scott

Scott is the type of friend that'll regale a child with the story of how their parents met.

Except he tells Hermes how they were magically brought into existence.

One story is Joel got, ahem, dizzy, after drinking so much... grape juice. He saw Sausage suddenly and through drunken god magic spawned the dear child.

Another one is Sausage took a bath at the Lore Fountain for the lolz, and when Joel did some lore there, Hermes was made. A gross one admittedly.

Hermes' favorite is when Joel and Sausage first met at spawn, they instantly felt something between them. Not an attraction per se, just... Something. And that something brought about Hermes.

Jimmy

Our toy sheriff tends to give the best hugs, that's what Hermes thinks. That's what makes him their godfather. (insert Codfather reference here)

They don't know why exactly, but Jimmy just sort of feels like, that's what he was made for, to bring comfort to a child.

Jim also teaches Hermes to respect the law, of course.

Jim gives them an honorary deputy badge because of how much Hermes respects the law.

Pix

Pix loves the little tyke.

Hermes tends to get involved and help out with lore preservation and pranking, helping place glass and such.

Especially the calcite prank.

Hermes loves the Emerald Fountain and always asks one of their dads to take them their when they find emerald ore.

Katherine

Katherine, with Joel and Sausage's express permission, takes Hermes monster hunting with her in Glimmer Grove.

She says it'll be good practice for their god powers.

It is.

Hermes is a natural, vaporizing mobs left and right.

They also love watching Kathrin transform. They have stars in their eyes a la Steven Universe.

Joey

Pirate Joe doesn't get to see Hermes often.

But he always brings the best gifts.

Pirate hats, treasure chests, prismarine.

Joey, Sausage, and Hermes once got to sail across the Ocean, with Hermes getting a chance to steer, with Joey's guidance.

Joel helped them escape a fight with Skeletrons by sending winds their way.

Shelby

Shelby always speaks with Hermes through telepathy nowadays, which they greatly appreciate.

She tends to send them funky potions, that are mostly harmless.

They mostly turn the stripe in his hair different colors.

Shelby doesn't try much magic around them in fear of messing stuff up and hurting them.

False

False is super awkward around Hermes, since she and children don't mesh well, but she tries to be cool, and failing

However, she did send them a wind up toy of an iron golem, that Hermes loves.

Why do I have a feeling hermes is going to get kidnapped later in the series

Have you every thought about this?

Have you guys ever thought about how sad of a life Travis has. His dad got possessed by Micheal multiple times and mistreated him, only to shower him in gifts as an apology. For a kid that must of been really confusing. On top of that, we also know that due to Michael (i'm assuming Michael was in control), Travis was a victim to a failed forever potion. Imagine how that was, taking a failed potion by a dad who was being possessed by someone who hurt you, without even knowing. And a failed potion. Something tells me that it must of been dangerous and possibly even painful. I don't remember what happened to his mom, but i'm assuming that she had died, only leaving him with his dad.

In Phoenix Drop freshman year, he was such a cute cinnamon roll. Have we ever thought about why though? He didn't really know anything, so he must of been sheltered a lot. Something about Michael and Travis being sheltered doesn't sit well with me. He definitely had some sort of social anxiety, even if it was small.

On top of that, Travis later finds out what has been happening with his friends on Starlight. Travis's dad was on Starlight, yet we get no indication of this until he starts to become a problem. Why? You think we would of had a scene of Travis running into his dad. Why didn't we? Then Travis gets trash talked and possessed by his ancestor. He had to watch himself harm innocent people and fight his friends. No doubt some innocent people died due to him. Then, after he is back into control, he had a hole in his body from a sword, bleeding out, and probably watched his own father get hit by a laser. A father, who he just found out, was being possessed when he did all those bad things to him. One that actually loved him. Just like that, Travis is left without a family. We know he doesn't have any siblings.

Now he is stuck on Starlight for extra tests, stuck in a wheelchair with the possibility of being paralyzed due to the blow near his spine, or on his spine. He is just sitting with the fact that he is literally part demon this whole time, and just what he is capable of. Without any family to help him, or friends that would even understand. The closest we get is Aphmau, but she only had her powers due to the relics. She is back to barley being able to heal. Travis is probably capable of much more.

Can we think of how much trama Travis has, yet he is still there smiling. And remember a lot of this is only inferences with the very LITTLE information we have about Travis. And people are worried about how Aphmau is holding up or how sad Kawaii~chan's past is. No shade to those two though. No one thinks about it because he is the one of the show's "cassanova's". Let's just, let that sink in, shall we?